[QUOTE=jesusfinger]lolol

Guernsey ale's are nice. There's ones called VB, Best and Ol' Thumper which was the nicest.

As far as souveniers go, my pockets are full of sand :-\ I've been penniless for so long I'd forgotten I actually have some money. Only about £20 spare, but I've become something of a tightwad :D[/QUOTE]
Haha.

I thaught i was totaly skint, but i had £10 in the back spare, so i took it out today, dunno why.

Its pay day next thursday anyway, same day as results day, i bet my mates will want me to go the pub afterwards, but i realy dont want to.

After results day in march i just had to watch some of my mates be pissed by 4pm, and then look after them, it sucked, and it was crap.

I don't want a big fuss made over results day, I feel nervous about it already.

Why don't you get pissed too?

Being pissed at 3/4 o clock in the afternoon is pretty crap/sad imo.

:eek: Never! It's fab :cool:

Indeed it is.
For the record, I'm not.

What, gay?

I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw a big group of people clapping and cheering. Intrigued, I approached the group to see what had them all so excited. In the centre of the ring of people, standing in a growing pile of money that was being thrown at him, was a man wearing an anorak, the hood of which seemed to have a life of it's own.

I watched for a while as the hood danced, pulled, twisted, jumped and span around the neck of the man's coat, in time to a song playing on a ghetto-blaster next to him.

When the act finished and the crowds had dissipated, I approached the man and asked, 'Is this how you make a living?'

He said, 'Yes, THIS IS MY LIVELY-HOOD!'

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]What, gay?[/QUOTE]
lol

I was in Rome on Holiday, and I was told that the Pantheon wasn't on the one level, there was a secret floor below the dome itself...they call that the Underpant-heon

I was driving home one day when my boss rang. He said, 'You've been promoted!'

Out of shock, I swerved a bit.

Not long after, my boss rang again. He said, 'Guess what? You've been promoted, AGAIN!'

Shocked, I swerved a bit more.

Later on my boss rang a third time. He said, 'You're not going to believe this. Not only have you been promoted AGAIN, but you've also been given a HUGE PAY RISE!'

So surprised was I that I swerved straight off the road and went into a tree.

Later, the policeman said, 'What happened?'

I said, 'I CAREERED OFF THE ROAD!'

:lol: at the bad jokes, good stuff.

NP - Soundgarden - Fell on Black Days

Lmao.


Lmao.


[IMG]http://www.haxed.co.uk/gallery/albums/sumo/thousandbattles/16%20%28Medium%29.jpg[/IMG]


Today I priced Freddo's and got to shout at little kids being idiots:

'Oi you fu[SIZE=2]ck[/SIZE]ing retards, get off'

They were climbing on a container throwing this talcum powder they'd knicked at eachother. They pwned themselves though, the talcum powder had be reclaimed because it was giving people rashes.

[QUOTE=PAJJ]:lol: at the bad jokes, good stuff.
[/QUOTE]
'Wanna bye some pegs Dave?" :lol:
I like the new avatar. Very cool

Watches extra feetage.
Goodevenin' all.

[QUOTE=Zowë]'Wanna bye some pegs Dave?" :lol:
I like the new avatar. Very cool

Watches extra feetage.
Goodevenin' all.[/QUOTE]
/Kicks your MSN :(

/is back now :)

"Hello Dave! My wife was right, there was a block in your toilet but.... I've fixed it now."

i'm really going to have to buy this now, they didn't have it in town today, i'll have another look for it tomorrow

NP AiC - Rooster

Go to HMV if you can, they're only £7.99 :D

awesome, I'll definitely be going to HMV tomorrow, i do lie a bit, they had season 2 in Virgin megastore but it was 19.99 :eek:, it felt like i was being raped of money just looking at it :-/

NP Voodoo Six - Crawl

3 for £20 ... >.>

Paul: wow that's a rip off :-/

I went in looking for something else but HMV didn't have it. So I went to Virgin and it was £29.99 whereas in HMV it was only going to be £17.99

WTF!

HMV has a reputation for being pretty expensive, but it isn't really. To be honest, I'm not sure where that reputation came from.

The Virgin people made it up >: (

:eek: Tossers!

Just cause they ain't getting any, they have to rain on our parade >:-\

[QUOTE=Zowë]Paul: wow that's a rip off :-/

I went in looking for something else but HMV didn't have it. So I went to Virgin and it was £29.99 whereas in HMV it was only going to be £17.99

WTF![/QUOTE] Yeah, always in Virgin is expensive for things like that. I was looking for the Dream Theater live at Budokan cd out of interest, and it was like £22!

...could just go to amazon and get these things for a £5!

Pink Floyd's The Wall is normally £31

EDIT: Now I've gotten my HMV employee number, I can review abums and bands on hmvreviews.co.uk which come up on the hmv.com website. The top 5 reviewers each month get £100 :D

My first ~

[QUOTE]In 2006, Mastodon followed up its magnum opus, 'Leviathan', with a collection of early recordings entitled 'Call of the Mastodon'. Although fans of the adventurous Atlanta-based metal band may have been initially disappointed at the lack of a new studio album, 'Call ... ' admirably reveals the group's beginnings by presenting the crushingly heavy 'Lifesblood' EP in its entirety, along with other formative tracks such as the mammoth "Deep Sea Creature," which pummels listeners with pile-driving rhythms, unrelenting riffage, and throat-shredding vocals. 'Call ... ' shows that as monumentally heavy as the band would become, Mastodon were never anything less. [/QUOTE]

:cool:

steal the best reviews from mx <_<

hmv's better then virgin, but it can be pretty expensive some times, and usually on really random things aswell, eg: it went to look for Maiden - Rock in Rio cd was 19.99, but the DVD was 9.99

The Internet>Music Zone>HMV>Your uncle's nads>Virgin Megastore

I'm trying to do Sailing the Seas of Cheese now. Boy, this is hard :(

Thus far ...

[QUOTE]A band as unrepentantly self-indulgent as Primus will always be difficult to categorise, and never more so than with their landmark 1991 release, 'Sailing the Seas of Cheese'. Though it was their next release, 1993's 'Pork Soda' that was to truly break the band, soon going multi-platinum, 'Sailing ... ' is arguably the superior album, if not the more accessible of the two.

A quick look at the track listing would suggest an unusual method is at work here, and indeed this is no usual band. Bassist/singer Les Claypool's tour de bizzare, completed by drummer Tim 'Herb' Alexander and guitarist Larry 'Ler' Lalonde, showcase their eclectic and intelligent combination of funk, hick and thrash-metal with ...[/QUOTE]

[I]'Sailing ...' [/I]is one of my favourite Primus albums :)