lol

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18490154]been listening to a lot of modern classical lately,
drinking root beer and sort of painting, sort of watching tv[/QUOTE]
the root of beer is tencencies, alholoic ones, are a virture not to be ignored

live a little imbibe and suscribe to the topsy turvy and ive jive jive until you head spins

don't worry the gutter is not so far away, follow your nose

lets game and play!

player

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18490155]i'm listening to a lot of myself being a faggot lately,
drinking root beer and sort of being a faggot, sort of still being a faggot[/QUOTE]
implying his innerness isn't a cool guy ETA now

just drank a cUpp of Tea
LaSts bit Is always the Wurst TAsing!!! :angrey:

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18490151]nate, i was discussin last ngith how starcraft is a lot like the process of archtiecture you should play with us

i yearn to hear your learned beats one the daysir![/QUOTE]

interesting

ive considered the prospect on several occasions, the game seems pretty cool. school's almost over so maybe when that happens i'll do it

and i know i need to get them materialized, i appreciate ur enthusiasm

i been spreading your stuff around to friends, by the way

played more vidja games today than I have the last month or so combined

[url]http://thingsiveflippedoff.tumblr.com/[/url]

check it

avril is such a bitch in that video but i would hatefuck her so hard and i think most people would do the same

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18490163]interesting

ive considered the prospect on several occasions, the game seems pretty cool. school's almost over so maybe when that happens i'll do it

and i know i need to get them materialized, i appreciate ur enthusiasm

i been spreading your stuff around to friends, by the way[/QUOTE]
Thank you most excellent sir, tell them I said hi lol

I hope to see you in space one day sir /salute.

I'm patient, I taught man of my friends music, in hs I was a music class TA so it's cool work at your own pace.

tty in a bit im doin a thing for minorsecond atm he playing a trumpet line for me for a beat

i went to the doctor recently to get my doodle checked out (all clean) and she was like 'do you want any condoms' and i thought fast and played cool and was like 'yeah u better give me some' lol and so she gave me a brown paper bag of em and i just looked in it and she game me like 150

im like jesus christ bitch did u not notice my big nose and social incompetence who do u think i am

jerk off w/them

why do u think i looked in the bag just now lol

dude she wanted you to use all 150 inside her

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18490178]why do u think i looked in the bag just now lol[/QUOTE]

:cool:

[i]with your penis![/i]

when i was little i thought condoms were little rubber things u put in ur dick hole

lol thats precious
[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18490179]dude she wanted you to use all 150 inside her[/QUOTE]

fuck

do you think i shouldve asked
now that you mention it she did touch my weiner but i dont know if that was like a medical thing or a flirty thing

wuz she hott???

think of the extra girth 150 condoms would add that could make you a legend in the sack bro

you just got to play it cool when they ask why your dick is like latex colored and pretend its a birthmark or somethin

do you think 149 would work...

this dude im volunteering for

yeah this 16-year-old who also helps him out wants me

thought about it but then was like no

now i got a latexx dick..... i... lost it.. in [I]the war[/I]

lol

at work we had to stock a bunch of shit, my friend touched a pack of condoms for like a second then grabbed some other stuff to stock instead

it was p lol how she reacted

wwo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iwish iw as wthere.. condoms???? lol :lol:

nyeah man it was awk

hahaha :lol: why would she even touch them for a second if she wasn't going to actually stock them?

Crazy Times With ADB!

She WAs hand-thinkikng About adbs throbbing ThugDick™

drug test for job tomorrow

[I]uh oh[/I]

u guys had 2 b there

in other news my other friend got a job at a smoothie/boba place

gonna get mad free smoothies

how many smoothies do you think youre gonna have? :lol:

nah adb has a real talk dick, every drop of sperm delivers knowledge on the way things are supposed to be

if he ever gave a girl a cumshot she'd instantly have a degree in marketing

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18490215]how many smoothies do you think youre gonna have? :lol:[/QUOTE]

a bajillion :lol:

how disgustingly fat is adb going to be once his metabolism slows

luc and angalchel are gonna be so disappointed when metabolism never slows down :lol:

adbs going to fuck his own rolls so he can not even need girls

super sonic blockhead tiny chat bros

[url]http://tinychat.com/drugtalkwithblockhead[/url]

come back here in 40 years he'll be like [i]im not the one mentally unstable i dont need drugs or girls i have my tacos and elbow[/i]

thatd be amazing if ppl are still posting in 40 years