i barfed on saturday, it was weird.

listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xqZwZikRlY
while this is playing, muted, in a loop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLY05HtYP1g

prty bichn

the process of barfing sucks ass, I do it rarely

but after you throw up it feels like you took a shit but even more refreshing

dont know about you guys but after I empty my colon it feels good man

[quote=Tyler;18423869]i barfed on saturday, it was weird.[/quote]
/TimJim

I always get some in my nose. Gotta hawk that shi up terrible

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vLnYu.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=P13;18423859]gonna call you adb when I make an ad hominem fallacy on your face[/QUOTE]

gonna call u timjim when i put snow in yr shoesies:evil:

i hadn't barfed in years, and i wasn't really that drunk. it's probably all the burgers i ate idk. but i felt fine after and i felt fine the next day so i dont know.

yup the last time I barfed I split a triple bbq bacon cheeseburger w/ my coworkers brother

I went to my car and threw up in the parking lot

my dad thinks I'm bulimic because there are a couple stains on the toilet that show up on occasion

he thinks they're barf stains

lol

[QUOTE=xharles;18423884]gonna call u timjim when i put snow in yr shoesies:evil:[/QUOTE]

gonna caww u justin when I make u mad mad and you don't get backed hawd by nobody

[QUOTE=adbforever;18423890]my dad thinks I'm bulimic because there are a couple stains on the toilet that show up on occasion

he thinks they're barf stains[/QUOTE]

well then what the fuck are they?

gonna call you tsux when i turn your face into a fat spic

only thrown up once in the past like 6 years and it was about a month ago i barfed and shit my brains out then passed out then i watched the sandlot and got really emotional when benny the jet was running from the beast

[QUOTE=xharles;18423895]gonna call you tsux when i turn your face into a fat spic[/QUOTE]

gaonn call u jaylink when I make ur face a fat 40 year old

talk 2 the booty cuz the hands off duty

ive been trying to justify my drug use as me being a nihilist cause i mean really what the fuck is the point of doing anything. the only thing i see as worth my time is volunteer work, because even though i see no point in success, living well, being healthy, there are those that do, and if i can in any way help people who do care about life live better, i think all my energy should go toward that. its a tough realization to arrive at. I just wish i didn't have a father or sister or brother or niece so i could use as much as i wanted and feel no guilt.

pursuing girls is even more pointless. even though i am completely bankrupt of the will and desire to do anything that society considers "constructive," i am still amazingly genuine, loving and caring, and 95% of girls are not like that at all. theyre just waiting for the next in line to love or who has the better deal for them

ill be your girl austin

honestly like this girl last night was dtf and im feelin her up and shit but its like she wanted MORE. we've hung out three times and she already wants to fuck, what the hell is that. seriously no self-respect at all

[QUOTE=12XU;18423904]
pursuing girls is even more pointless. even though i am completely bankrupt of the will and desire to do anything that society considers "constructive," i am still amazingly genuine, loving and caring, and 95% of girls are not like that at all. theyre just waiting for the next in line to love or [B]who has the better deal for them[/B][/QUOTE]

so true

i would make you wait a couple weeks before letting you feel me up

they'll drop you in a second once they find it, too.

[QUOTE=P13;18423894]well then what the fuck are they?[/QUOTE]

urine

[QUOTE=12XU;18423913]they'll drop you in a second once they find it, too.[/QUOTE]

find what

as leader of my group project I clearly need to lay down an iron fist to my stupid underlings who don't send me stuff in time

lol nihilism

@adb
clean that shit up you fucking animal

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18423917]find what[/QUOTE]

the better deal

nihilism > christianity

nihilism is realtalk while christianity is superficial

idk you guys are in college as am i but really whats the fucking point? to get a job, to get married, to have kids, to put the kids through school

i dont get what is so appealing about that everyone does it