[QUOTE=Flower Dance]I don't have it ftw.

I'm buying zelda collectors edition now.[/QUOTE]

I have that its amazing

:lol:
The past half hour texting my friend Ross:

The other night when we went to the pub I threw orange juice all over him so this is what we've got planned next!!

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][QUOTE=him]I'll piss on you[/QUOTE][/COLOR]
[COLOR="Red"][QUOTE=moi]If you piss on my, I'll sh[I]it[/I] on [COLOR="Red"]you[/QUOTE][/COLOR]
[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][QUOTE=him]I'll piss AND sh[I]i[/I]t on you[/QUOTE][/COLOR]
[COLOR="Red"][QUOTE=me]I'll piss, shi[I]t[/I] and period all over you. Then I'll eat it, sick it up over you, eat it then finally shi[I]t[/I] it all over you[/QUOTE][/COLOR]
[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][QUOTE=him]I'll piss, sh[I]i[/I]t, spit, cum and vomit into a blender, mix it up, drink it, puke it up and add in some earwax and shaved off pubes. Then drink it and puke it up all over your head :)[/QUOTE][/COLOR]
[QUOTE=me]I'll piss, sh[I]i[/I]t, period, cum, sneeze, fart, diarrheah and spit on you. Mix in some pubes, snot, knob cheese, fanny greese and fetuses- leave it out in the sun so it goes mouldy, make you eat it. Then once you **** it out I'll pour it all over you. Then piss and shi[I]i[/I]t on you :)[/QUOTE][/COLOR]

Then he gave up!! :D
I win!![COLOR="Red"][/COLOR]

Gross.

Eeeeewwwww

arousing

lol you should be very proud of yourself :p

Oh I am :smoke:

He gave up too easily, I had loads more lined up!!

I'll cut out your eyes, jizz in your eye sockets, and cut your stomach open. Then I'll rip my urethra open and take out all the blood and whatever else is in there and rub it all over your innards, then I'll eat your ovaries after shi[COLOR="Black"]t[/COLOR]ing all over them, then I'll vomit it up and mix the vomit with blood and your crushed up eyes, then I'll put it in your mouth and staple your mouth shut, then whip you until you throw up again, then make you swallow it.

...

/has a massive boner

Zowe, that was so fit.

[quote=Zowë]Oh I am :smoke:

He gave up too easily, I had loads more lined up!![/quote]

smoking....way to lower the tone of the thread Zowe :rolleyes:

and he was obviously just no match for warped mind :p

NP - QOTSA - I Never Came

I never knew you were capable of that Zowe.

NP - QOTSA - Go With The Flow

I can do better

[QUOTE=Jay]All you mother****ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you mother****s are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob. [/QUOTE]

That's cheating.

itt i am not le drunk ;- wink

wewt.

intern9ts

Surprises me in the least Phill. :p

[QUOTE=AG]Tbh, OoT > WW > MM



I went to York today, yay. Picked up yet another hard/flightcase for mics and cables and stuff, £5 well spent. Charity shops pwn.


There is one street in York with 9 charity shops.[/QUOTE]

York is great.


Not quite as great as that hawt sweet wrapper though :lol:

FOAD

I hate our postal system, I'm expecting my exam results in this morning, but they havent ****ing turned up yet. I have on the other hand got my National Insurance Number, and some other random letters for my mum.

BUT NO EXAM RESULTS :mad:

[QUOTE=Dead Star]FOAD

I hate our postal system, I'm expecting my exam results in this morning, but they havent ****ing turned up yet. I have on the other hand got my National Insurance Number, and some other random letters for my mum.

BUT NO EXAM RESULTS :mad:[/QUOTE]

maybe your results got lost or destroyed somewhere along the lines, and you'll have to do all your exams again....

Wewt morning guys.

I feel like crap today for a change :(

At least work is quiet so I have nothing to do :D

good day all

erm... nope im not doing anything

anyone else?

np: Dream Theater - Panic Attck

[QUOTE=tehnub]maybe your results got lost or destroyed somewhere along the lines, and you'll have to do all your exams again....[/QUOTE]

I really doubt that.

[QUOTE=Dead Star]I really doubt that.[/QUOTE]

i know
but don't be surprised if it does :eek:
good luck and all that

thx ben

you be welcome...are you expecting particulary good results, by any chance?

I forgot.

Good luck to people getting results :thumb:

[QUOTE=tehnub]you be welcome...are you expecting particulary good results, by any chance?[/QUOTE]

I dont mean to be big headed, but yes.

Phill, I think I'm the only one today. England get theirs on the 24th.

Bah I'm sure you'll do fine, don't let it worry you...:)

[QUOTE=tehnub]Bah I'm sure you'll do fine, don't let it worry you...:)[/QUOTE]


Yeah people worry far too much about results.


:p /didn't do a/as levels

[QUOTE=Nerve_Agents]Yeah people worry far too much about results.


:p /didn't do a/as levels[/QUOTE]

i went to college instead and did music, thankgod
proper a-levels would have drove me personally, a bit mad