[QUOTE=funkyhoney;17381863]When I rock up late no one really cares, my managers least of all.[/QUOTE]

same i go in 10-15 minutes late every day it doesn't really matter i just wash dishes

but could you please refrain from aussie slang? it makes my weenie soft when i'm trying to watch porn thx

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17381890]same i go in 10-15 minutes late every day it doesn't really matter i just wash dishes

but could you please refrain from aussie slang? it makes my weenie soft when i'm trying to watch porn thx[/QUOTE]

"Rock up [to work]" is Aussie slang? :confused:

Fair shake of the sauce bottle, mate!

Jack, you're as silly as an arse full of smarties. Stop being such a munted, stroppy brasco ****er and go down like a Thai hooker. Don't get snotty with me because you've got more bullshit terms than you can poke a burnt stick at; I'm sure you're busier than a blue-arse fly watching that porn though. I'll leave you to it, I feel like shitting out a rocking chair.

I didn't know "rock up" was Aussie slang either. Strewth me warrigal, that's gotta be a furphy.

I almost vomited when i read this page.
Get yer australia out of my internet.

Also, is it pathetic that I amuse myself by playing Risk II in the evenings because my friends are all gone away?

Pathetic Scoring

Playing Risk II by yourself = 0 points.
Playing Risk II by yourself, against several versions of yourself = 1 point.
All the versions of you have names = 2 points.
You have laid out snacks for all the versions of yourself = 3 points.
You only eat the ones laid out for the "real" you = 4 points.

...I didn't eat all day. I played Risk instead. No showering, and wearing a pair of shorts with the crotch on its way to the grave.

I just want some more reassurance. This wouldn't be worrying if it wasn't turning into a habit, what with the exciting possibilities of Tournament mode.

"Rock Up" = Aussie. I have no idea what it means in English.

Oh it's pretty easy, it means "to arrive" but can be loosely interpreted.

"I rocked up late to work and the boss had a spaz."
"Don't rock up to me with that kinda crap."
"What time is Davo rocking up with beers?"

"Today I rocked up with a rock-hard erection while rocking out to rock-n-roll."

?

Yep just missing the FML on the end.

Crazy slang.

I've honestly never thought of "rock up" as Aussie slang but I suppose it must be, unless you're all trying to pull the wool.

I've never met an aussie I didn't like.

Granted I've met like 3 of them so...

[quote=Catfish BROnes;17383094]I've never met an aussie I didn't like.

Granted I've met like 3 of them so...[/quote]

Go hang out in Steamboat Springs, Colorado during the American winter months (Aussie summer). They're everywhere. I guess the big thing in Australia is to get a summer job in America on the ski slopes.

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;17381977]Jack, you're as silly as an arse full of smarties. Stop being such a munted, stroppy brasco ****er and go down like a Thai hooker. Don't get snotty with me because you've got more bullpoop terms than you can poke a burnt stick at; I'm sure you're busier than a blue-arse fly watching that animal photographs though. I'll leave you to it, I feel like poopting out a rocking chair.[/QUOTE]

Jesus Christ

/explodes

:lol:

[quote]
Today, I returned from a month-long stay in a psych ward for severe depression and suicide attempts. The first words my friends say to me when I call them and let them know I'm out? "Does this mean you're not gonna be so emo? 'cause that was really f**king annoying." FML [/quote]

I just ate LOADS of custard.

jvhngui hdfijnfvb i feel sick.

Lol. Who eats custard? Didn't Custard die ages and ages ago at the battle of Little Big Horn?





/American History Joke

Im more of a mousse man, mysef:naughty:

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17383308]Jesus Christ

/explodes[/QUOTE]

JESUS CHRIST EXPLODES?!

Holy damn, I'll call the papers!





"It will say Howard Moon, colon, explorer."
"... Colon explorer?"

Even being their rival, Australians as a whole are much funnier/cooler than us. And their slang is off the hizzay.

Aww, yoo wunna chup bru?


HAHAHAHAHAA ME SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!

I love the really white kiwi's who sound more islander than legit mauris.

What the **** are you talking about?

Accents. And colloquialisms. ****.

Oh, alright then. Carry on.

No one else is here.

I'm here.

You don't get Australian and Kiwi relations though.

:(


Having said that, for no apparent reason; guess which is me!

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Guess, really, do it.

New Blackberry Curve 8330. Yay. Way better than that POS old thing I had.