[QUOTE=progmegood;13409116]is there cool music places, or something? I'm not a theme park guy...[/QUOTE]

uhhh, theres a lot of clubs and places like that, that always have independant and local bands playing. some good music shops, and some pretty damn good record stores.

[quote=IPolkaLikeThis!;13409128]Come to Kenya, there are Lions and Tigers and badgers[/quote]





The only Tigers you will find in africa are in ZOO's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





That serioiusly drives me nuts when people say, "I want to see all the lions and tigers in africa"


You want to see tigers in the wild....................GO TO ASIA!





Rant off....................nothing personal Polka

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13409131]uhhh, theres a lot of clubs and places like that, that always have independant and local bands playing. some good music shops, and some pretty damn good record stores.[/QUOTE]

sweeet
I don't have any of that **** around me.

[quote=progmegood;13409125]"Upgrade to first class and recieve one free visit from a murderer!"

Where do you work Shaun?[/quote]


In Johannesburg

Doing what?

I find it odd that I know so much about your country....

[QUOTE=IPolkaLikeThis!;13409128]Come to Kenya, there are Lions and Tigers and badgers[/QUOTE]

you aint got no kangaroo's, koala's or wombats, or dingo's, or deadly snakes, spiders, jellyfish, frill necked lizards or any number of other dangerous ****

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409134]The only Tigers you will find in africa are in ZOO's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





That serioiusly drives me nuts when people say, "I want to see all the lions and tigers in africa"


You want to see tigers in the wild....................GO TO ASIA!





Rant off....................nothing personal Polka[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/[/url]



click that.


that was what I was refrencing..

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13409142]you aint got no kangaroo's, koala's or wombats, or dingo's, or deadly snakes, spiders, jellyfish, frill necked lizards or any number of other dangerous ****[/QUOTE]

What, you just forget the platypus, dickhead?

My favourite animal is always ignored.

[QUOTE=progmegood;13409145]What, you just forget the platypus, dickhead?

My favourite animal is always ignored.[/QUOTE]

they're cool, one of only 2 egg bearing mammals.

i think the other ones a bat

The only billed mammal and one of the few venomous mammals as well. So cool. I want one.

[quote=IPolkaLikeThis!;13409144][url]http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/[/url]



click that.


that was what I was refrencing..[/quote]


Ah, weebles...........................................the most acurately researched source of information on the web..................funny too.

night you bass people.


have fun being awake.


<3

[quote=progmegood;13409141]Doing what?

I find it odd that I know so much about your country....[/quote]



Making money






(enjoys being vauge)

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409151]Making money






(enjoys being vauge)[/QUOTE]


Sigh, fine.

I'll bet your work for a gold or diamond company on the Witwatersand.....

But anyway, I'm going to sleep, this time for real. Night guys.

[quote=progmegood;13409153]Sigh, fine.

I'll bet your work for a gold or diamond company on the Witwatersand.....

But anyway, I'm going to sleep, this time for real. Night guys.[/quote]


Nope.


I work for SAB, part of the SABMiller conglomerate.



I just found this, make me feel a bit sick.


[FONT=verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#6365ce]Staying Healthy: 10 Things You Oughta Know ...

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre
of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of
ingesting a small amount of their faeces.
[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

thats ****ing sick

[quote=funkyhoney;13409167]thats ****ing sick[/quote]


Indeed it is.



And then people are worried about using meths or alcohol to clean bass strings becasue it might be poisonous....................................:amaze:

Ryan, you know you were talking about Australia having some of the most deadly creaturesin the world.....



[COLOR=#6365ce]The Most Venomous Snake In The World

Name: Expectoria Trouserius (Trouser Snake)

Location: Throughout the world

Description: Varying colour from pink to black, fangless, with highly
venous spit. Size varies from 3 – 12 inches, depending on its mood.

Symptoms: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen,
resulting in an inconspicuous rump, then severe swelling followed by
excruciating pain after 9 months. The attack is not usually fatal. It has
been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen, resulting in an
incurable disease and consequent death.

Habitat: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the
most unusual places.

Antidote: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the
venom is injected into the body, only drastic measures will ensure complete
recovery. There is no known antidote for men.

What to do once attacked.

Tornique: Do not apply a tornique as the venom is too deep in the body to
be effective.

Putting the wound: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective, as
bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.

Sucking the wound: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so
far has not been reported to lead to any success.

Milking the snake:
1. Place 4 fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with
the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly, and move the hand in an upward and downward manner.
3. This will result in the snake becoming very aggressive and start
spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker
and the last time the snake has attacked.
5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.

Conclusion: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not
necessary a vermin, and treated with respect, makes a wonderful pet.[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409173]Indeed it is.



And then people are worried about using meths or alcohol to clean bass strings becasue it might be poisonous....................................:amaze:[/QUOTE]

using alcohol, even cleaning specific alcohols like metho isn't dangerous to you at all :amaze:
i also learned that carrying a small jar of metho is handy, because you dip your fingers in it to try them out and help form callouses

[quote=funkyhoney;13409181]using alcohol, even cleaning specific alcohols like metho isn't dangerous to you at all :amaze:
i also learned that carrying a small jar of metho is handy, because you dip your fingers in it to try them out and help form callouses[/quote]


I did it the old fashioned way....................no superglue, not meths



Just lots of practicing and blisters

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409179]Ryan, you know you were talking about Australia having some of the most deadly creaturesin the world.....



[COLOR=#6365ce]The Most Venomous Snake In The World

Name: Expectoria Trouserius (Trouser Snake)

Location: Throughout the world

Description: Varying colour from pink to black, fangless, with highly
venous spit. Size varies from 3 – 12 inches, depending on its mood.

Symptoms: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen,
resulting in an inconspicuous rump, then severe swelling followed by
excruciating pain after 9 months. The attack is not usually fatal. It has
been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen, resulting in an
incurable disease and consequent death.

Habitat: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the
most unusual places.

Antidote: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the
venom is injected into the body, only drastic measures will ensure complete
recovery. There is no known antidote for men.

What to do once attacked.

Tornique: Do not apply a tornique as the venom is too deep in the body to
be effective.

Putting the wound: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective, as
bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.

Sucking the wound: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so
far has not been reported to lead to any success.

Milking the snake:
1. Place 4 fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with
the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly, and move the hand in an upward and downward manner.
3. This will result in the snake becoming very aggressive and start
spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker
and the last time the snake has attacked.
5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.

Conclusion: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not
necessary a vermin, and treated with respect, makes a wonderful pet.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]


:lol: x 100


thats great haha! where do you find this stuff?

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409185]I did it the old fashioned way....................no superglue, not meths



Just lots of practicing and blisters[/QUOTE]

same, i really can't be screwed carrying around metho.. not that i would need to now anyway

[quote=funkyhoney;13409186]:lol: x 100


thats great haha! where do you find this stuff?[/quote]


[URL]http://www.jollygoodjokes.co.za[/URL]


They post new stuff every 2 days or so and they have a massive database.


I just click the random link at the top and it takes you to a random joke.

groovy, i'll check it out now.

hey, have you seen the film Full Metal Jacket?

[quote=funkyhoney;13409199]groovy, i'll check it out now.

hey, have you seen the film Full Metal Jacket?[/quote]


Yes, but not recently

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409208]Yes, but not recently[/QUOTE]

when i'm done in about an hour or so would you want to proof read an essay im writing on whether or not the movie is a reliable historical source about the era in which it is set?

[quote=funkyhoney;13409218]when i'm done in about an hour or so would you want to proof read an essay im writing on whether or not the movie is a reliable historical source about the era in which it is set?[/quote]


Why not.


I need to get some stuff done on this side but I will check back.


Good luck.



I

i also need to get it done... and it appears my parents are taking me to dinner for my brothers birthday, my estimate is that i'll have the essay written by 10-11pm EST (4-5 hours from now)

ill be back later :wave:

if your not able to dont sweat it

Hey people :wave:

So what did everyone get me for my bday???