So I found out that a 'good friend' of mine went and had a threesome with random dudes from Easton (neither being her boyfriend) the night that our one friend who was her 'best friend' fell off a bridge and almost died... knowing that she had fallen off the bridge and almost died.

I hate whores.

near death experiences make me horny

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18200619]So I found out that a 'good friend' of mine went and had a threesome with random dudes from Easton (neither being her boyfriend) the night that our one friend who was her 'best friend' fell off a bridge and almost died... knowing that she had fallen off the bridge and almost died.

I hate whores.[/QUOTE]

But whores bring hilarity...

And what's a world without humour?

a perfect world

[quote]And what's a world without humour?[/quote]

[I]a camera slowly pans to adb, sitting stoically in his computer chair[/I]

You lie Mappy, [I]you lie[/I]

But that's pretty fucked up, in all seriousness. Glad I don't have sluts for friends (not calling all your female friends sluts, just this one haha)

[QUOTE=Scatologist;18200630][I]a camera slowly pans to adb, sitting stoically in his computer chair[/I][/QUOTE]

yo dawg

On the bright side I met one of the cutest girls I've seen in a while tonight, and she's single and NOT a slut and hangs out with my friends. :D

hit it but dont quit it

[QUOTE=illmitch;18200615]yeah im such a generic white person man[/QUOTE]

maybe its just the hairstyle change then

siqq sideburns btw

i met one of the

BIGGEST COLLECTORS OF REALDOLLS

z

Wait, that pic was [I]actually[/I] mitch? :confused:

adb begins preparing an evolution of mitch chart to post everytime mitch posts

huh

the boondocks is such a fucking good show

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18200636]On the bright side I met one of the cutest girls I've seen in a while tonight, and she's single and NOT a slut and hangs out with my friends. :D[/QUOTE]

Hey me too! Well not tonight, but still.

Ya we know you have a cute wimmin fuck you Dann!!!!1

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18200619]So I found out that a 'good friend' of mine went and had a threesome with random dudes from Easton (neither being her boyfriend) the night that our one friend who was her 'best friend' fell off a bridge and almost died... knowing that she had fallen off the bridge and almost died.

I hate whores.[/QUOTE]

Dammit mappy, I'm already in a misanthropy induced depressiona nd drunken stupor, stop having such horrible friends and posting about them here it's making me want to commit suicide

:lol:

im high so yeah i just wanna talk

Nate you should come chill with me and get unstressed

nate why don't you have a therapist

inertia[quote]Nate you should come chill with me and get unstressed[/quote]would love to, I've been so bored lately

its midnight only 90 degrees NO BIG DEAL

[IMG]http://imgur.com/J2u5o.png[/IMG]

was that supposed to be funny?

[QUOTE]would love to, I've been so bored lately[/QUOTE]

get one man, trust me. i see one once a week and it helps a lot

[QUOTE=adb;18200687][IMG]http://imgur.com/J2u5o.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

wouldn't been funny as a "FFFUUUUUUUU!!" meme.

i used to go to therapy, that led to antidepressants and benzos, which rules because now im fine

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lol

thrapists dont hlep u

hahaha

Hey Austin you should go on AIM.

reading dennys nutrition facts

making americans fat FUCK YEAH

Taco Bell is the only healthy American food chain.

ummmm i dunno about that

[QUOTE=Angmar;18200733]Taco Bell is the only healthy American food chain.[/QUOTE]

lol young steve, so naive about such things as calories

one burger and fries = about a dozen tacos

[QUOTE=adb;18200741]lol young steve, so naive about such things as calories[/QUOTE]


Gee professor please tell me more I am dying to learn about these things you call calories.