Gratuitous masturbation, mostly.

[QUOTE=MattSharpIsCool]I've been doing alright. I have an interview for a "new" job tomorrow, so hopefully I get that. Been going to concerts and the such, thats about as exciting as it gets. What about you?[/QUOTE]

Rape. Working alot. Schoolin' a little bit. Nothing too exciting at all, unfortunately, hahaha. What's the job? And why's new in quotes? =p

[QUOTE=Jon]Gratuitous masturbation, mostly.[/QUOTE]

Quite. How YOU been man?

[QUOTE=Puma]Rape. Working alot. Schoolin' a little bit. Nothing too exciting at all, unfortunately, hahaha. What's the job? And why's new in quotes? =p[/QUOTE]

Well its the same company and same position, just a new store. So its sort of new, but not really.

Speaking of rape, I was down at the local Y the other day, watching the weekly bunny fights, when one of the regulars down there started raping the s[size=2]h[/size]it out of Tinkerbell, the chimpanzee that hangs out down there taking bets. It was awful.

[QUOTE=MattSharpIsCool]Well its the same company and same position, just a new store. So its sort of new, but not really.

Speaking of rape, I was down at the local Y the other day, watching the weekly bunny fights, when one of the regulars down there started raping the s[size=2]h[/size]it out of Tinkerbell, the chimpanzee that hangs out down there taking bets. It was awful.[/QUOTE]

Oh nice. What will you be doing?

And when you say raping, do you mean raped as in, he beat the crap out of the chimp, and owned him. Or he raped it as in, literally, sexually molested the monkey? Because if the latter... that's weird.

[QUOTE=Puma]Oh nice. What will you be doing?

And when you say raping, do you mean raped as in, he beat the crap out of the chimp, and owned him. Or he raped it as in, literally, sexually molested the monkey? Because if the latter... that's weird.[/QUOTE]

I work in the receiving department, unloading trucks and checking in merchandise. Holler.

And that didnt really happen. I dont know what I would think about that. Kinda weird, I suppose.

[QUOTE=MattSharpIsCool]I work in the receiving department, unloading trucks and checking in merchandise. Holler.

And that didnt really happen. I dont know what I would think about that. Kinda weird, I suppose.[/QUOTE]

Holler fo sho.

Hahahaha, thank goodness. Sex with chimps is weird enough. But unconsentual... I dunno what I'd think of that either...

Chimps can't exactly give consent, can they?

omg old people itt ftw

Screw the rape, I was hung up about a chimpanzee taking bets for bunny fights.

I didnt even realise that.
Where were you anyway, Seth?

I'm so confused :(

Again? What's on your mind?

By the ways, everyone go look at my thread.
And Vince, you owe me a crit.

Seth said he saw someone rape a chimp. We all lol'd and :eek:'d. Seth told us it didn't happen.

Hai Vince!

[QUOTE=TheBigMachine]Again? What's on your mind?

By the ways, everyone go look at my thread.
And Vince, you owe me a crit.[/QUOTE]
um i'm drunk.

yes, yes i do. but not tonight because that would just be a bad idea on your part.

HI KIF! ilu

<3 Vince

I assume you're drunk when you post now Vince. It's better that way.

i'm not an al...

ok maybe i am but i'm not always drunk k? :(

sometimes i actually am just naturally an idiot :D

Safer.

[QUOTE=Kif]Screw the rape, I was hung up about a chimpanzee taking bets for bunny fights.[/QUOTE]

Thats true. It really was something to see.

hey seth is still on, how's it going man?

Its going great Vince. How's it going for you?

well my classes this sem suck because it's so much ****ing work but otherwise going alright. i gave up on girls for the moment but i have like 3 potential band prospects going on atm which is sweet as long as at least one works out.

Ya I need to get back in school. I took a year off so now I need to do something. Jared and myself are trying to get a band going, and its slowly coming along. Hopefully that works....my life without being in a band = useless. I was pretty much born to be the next John Lennon.

are you back in or? i thought jared said you moved away or something?

but that's sweet. if you have a band member you click with, stay with that **** forever. eventuallt things will work out. band is key.

Band is non-existant :(
It makes me sad.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]are you back in or? i thought jared said you moved away or something?

but that's sweet. if you have a band member you click with, stay with that **** forever. eventuallt things will work out. band is key.[/QUOTE]

I never left Oregon, just moved to Salem. But ya I should be moving back to Portland in a month or so.

Me and Jared did a cover of Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here a few weeks ago. It could have been better, the vox arent great on it, but musically it sounds prtety good. I'm gonna see if he can put it online somewhere.

[size=3]CAT JUGGLING!? I'VE HEARD ABOUT THIS[/size]

These kids at my school did a cover of wish you were here and my friend played the ****ing accordian with them.
so good.

wish you were polka :(

I WANT TO START A POLKA BAND!
no joke.. that would be sosososososo awesome.

i call electric accordion

as long as i get to wear those suspendrt shorts and cloggs and a green hat