[QUOTE=McP3000;17521968]brb getting hammered with the UW marching band[/QUOTE]


brb frat party

pizza and porn

thug life

y'all know the rules gotta do what you gotta do

[QUOTE=chuffed;17521976]pizza and animal photographs[/QUOTE]

Heil.

NOTHING BETTER IN LIFE

z

moderator meatplow

i reckon we should close this thread @ 60,000 posts. do you reckon?

starting fresh could be a good thing. i'll leave it up to you

austin actually suggested it and it does make sense, we always used to close them at a certain point. i'm a see where we usually do that at.

how about the first person to get 6k posts in the thread wins

how about you kill yourself

i would but then i couldnt bask in your glory

Whenever someone commits suicide, Timjim gets a tummy ache.

so today in my programming class everyone was sniffling and coughing except me, so after class was over i went into the bathroom to wash my hands and there was a guy right inside the door when i opened it and he sneezed all over my shirt and gave me a stupid look and then started blowing his nose

i do not feel sick yet though

[QUOTE=masscows;17522063]so today in my programming class everyone was sniffling and coughing except me, so after class was over i went into the bathroom to wash my hands and there was a guy right inside the door when i opened it and he sneezed all over my shirt and gave me a stupid look and then started blowing his nose

i do not feel sick yet though[/QUOTE]

Swine flu, brah. Sry ur gonna die.

shouldve given him a swirly

-.-

swirly's are so high school

nate weighs like 65lbs do you think he could lift anyone up?

I gave myself a swirly while I was masturbating once. It was awes.

wut

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17522074]nate weighs like 65lbs do you think he could lift anyone up?[/QUOTE]

bro i'm like 155

anyway touching him would not have helped my not getting swine flu...

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17522068]Swine flu, brah. Sry ur gonna die.[/QUOTE]

lets hope so

would have helped getting him a swirly tho

swine flu was great because i got the week off work.

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17522083]would have helped getting him a swirly tho[/QUOTE]

the guy was already dying i mean i had to give him a break

Burn it all. You must kill the infection.

ok guys here are my future plans

1. drop out
2. kill myself
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

1. drop out
2. turn into 13 yr. old jap girl
3. ???
4. major profitz!

i dont see suiciding in there how is that even a plan

becuz if ur a 13 yr old jap gurl u can b a whore n maek moneys

i guess i cuold seppuku

goddammit nator

i've found that my self-esteem seems to be inversely proportionate with amount of time spent on the internet

i feel a lot better when im on the internet tbh

[QUOTE=chuffed;17522103]i guess i cuold seppuku[/QUOTE]

bukkake tbh

don't give justin any ideas

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17522108]bukkake tbh[/QUOTE]

haha oh man

justin you can cum all over my face right before i do it

yusssssssssss

facial shark