The acoustic will sound alright, I didn't realise you meant acoustic.

I dont understand the new muse video, it had nothing to do with the song, although it looked pretty in parts, it seemed kinda pointless :( :(

It's you, me and the game baby! [url]http://www.debbieking.co.uk/[/url]

wake up guys :(

gah you suck :(

Night

I'm up, you slut

you're always up you horny bastard

And how :naughty:

An erection of the penis occurs when two tubular structures that run the length of the penis, the corpora cavernosa, become engorged with venous blood. This may result from any of various stimuli. The corpus spongiosum is a single tubular structure located just below the corpora cavernosa, which contains the urethra, through which urine and semen pass during urination and ejaculation, respectively. This may also become slightly engorged with blood, but less so than the corpora cavernosa. Penile erection usually results from sexual stimulation and/or arousal, but can also occur by such causes as a full urinary bladder or spontaneously, most commonly during erotic or wet dreams. An erection results in swelling and enlargement of the penis or the swelling of the female counterpart to the penis, clitoris. Erections enable sexual intercourse and other sexual activities, though it is not essential for all sexual activities.

Zowe, have you ever felt that jealousy can be summed up by a writing utensil?

what i'm talking about..

jealousy is summed up by a writing utensil

for example, jealousy is summed up by a pen

Or, jealous is pen

OR, envy is pen

OR, pen is envy

OR, penis envy.

Indeed.

penis envy :)

Yes, Zowe, you wish you had a phallus extending from 'twixt your thighs :)

Id swing it round and round and cum at the same time so that the 'juice' went round and round like a Cathrine wheel :D

for proper catherine-wheel style action, you'd probably need to be more flaccid than you would be at ejaculation point.

fine. just spoil it for me why don't you :mad:

maybe I'd pee and spin at the same time....

you could do that now, if you kinda put all your weight on your hands and swiveled your hips about.

I'd do a up and down spin rather than I hula dancer hip spin :cool:

so, maybe lie down on a bed with your waist hanging over the edge, then rotate?


Why am I putting any thought into this at all?

No I'd want to be standing up so that people around me would get covered in my urea :)

buy a hose, then :)

and attach it to my penis?

nah. I wouldn't get as much satisfaction out of doing that...

I meant in your current state

I don't think I'd have enough pressure to flush it out the hose :(

see if you can find a pressure vaccuum you can attach to it to suck all the wee out of you and out the other end of the hose?

Ew no, that'd hurt like hell.

I'd end up spurting all my innards at people through a hose :(

yumsies

on toast :D

Yumsies on toast, eh?

/FOAD

You guys are sick.

FOWD.



/just invented that, First of working day.


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