:lol:
lol

Priceless.

yeah the only photo i have is my uni id
it doesnt have my age

"i swear im not first year"

hahaha

my friend got stupidly drunk last night and threw up all over the couch at some guy we don't know's house

and then he cried, **** was pretty dumb really

jaundice can you post more often I enjoy your avatar a lot

some have theorized that i couldn't post that much more than i do

I want my screen to be filled with her at all times please

mine usually is

I'm kind of jealous ;_;

gonna rent her one day tbh

still kinda drunk and needed to be somewhere for noon

hmmm

:lol:

sucks man

yeah and my friend has my car which I shouldn't be driving anyway so idk really like I'm way drunker than I've been at 12 pm before

How much did you drink last night?

I'm supposed to go to my sister's gay friend's party tonight, kind of weird, dude's cool though.

i have no ****ing idea bro

my best friend and i were on our second bottle of captain though

Damn son.

Whoo, got a birfday party to go to tonight.

Some dudes asked me if I wanted to play in their band, but I've never played in a band before so I don't think that'll work. Hope they're not gonna go on about that all night.

seems the final tally was 1 and 3/4 bottles between the two of us

Hahahahaha, that explains why you're still drunk.

Me and the bassist from Paraphilia used to do **** like that, but then we'd wake up on the floor in random places with a bunch of cuts all over us, so we decided to cut back.

and my friend still has my car goddamn it today is not looking bright

lololol my roommate/best friend/drinking buddy last night wakes up right now and I find that our gay black friend stayed the night in his room

omg **** got heavy

lolol

holy **** extended period of time I don't remember apparently I spent a good amount of time apologizing for slavery last night night to black friend

lol

[QUOTE=Deth;17757090]holy **** extended period of time I don't remember apparently I spent a good amount of time apologizing for slavery last night night to black friend[/QUOTE]
ok thats hilarious

i was at some sausage fest party with like three cases of beer and like twenty people

idk we mostly just played darts and threw tennis balls at my friend until he cried

are you really friends

yeah , not really close friends

[QUOTE=Deth;17757090]holy **** extended period of time I don't remember apparently I spent a good amount of time apologizing for slavery last night night to black friend[/QUOTE]

lmao