[QUOTE=Janeway;13648491]I want to see Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton have sex.


Fo' real. I would be so turned on.[/QUOTE]

Those are the women brains of America...

Lets do it, I would also be turned on. It would be a get-back at Bill and Monica. (But I'm sure this would be WAY more erotic)

Yeah. Bill is a douche. Hillary is a sexy lady. I wouldn't have cheated on her, 'cause I bet she likes that really kinky rough sh[B]i[/B]t.

F[B]u[/B]ck Nancy. I could do better.


I would finger f[B]u[/B]ck the living hell out of her, and then I'd make her suck her own cum off my fingers, and she'd tell me how good it was.
Then I'd flip her so she's on her stomach, and I'd eat her c[B]u[/B]nt until she was screaming my name on the verge of the biggest orgam of her 59 years, but I wouldn't let her come.

I'd tie her a[B]s[/B]s to the bed, each limb to one post, and leave to go make myself a sandwich. Then I'd come back and kiss her taught belly until she was arching and squirming, so aching and ready that she could come from a single kiss on her tight little nub. I'd leave again to go wipe my a[B]s[/B]s with all of Bill's ties, then I'd come back, and I'd start to kiss her supple little a[B]s[/B]s.
Then I'd flick my tongue out and graze her pink little butthole and she'd moan in that sexy, hoarse archfiend voice of hers, begging me to touch her where she needs it most.
Finally, I'd give her clit one long, hard suck and she'd come harder than she's ever came before, praising me beyond Jesus and claiming me her personal God.

Then she'd divorce bill, and get elected president, and I'd be first lady.

........


so. Im off to go fill in for a friend of mine. He plays in some "metal" band. I had to learn a song from Atryu, Finch, and Avenged sevenfold (stuff I dont like)

Oh well, the songs are insanely easy.

Im having to reload my zens firmware dammit.

[SIZE=2]Just throw your arms about and grimace[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Aaron;13648864][SIZE=2]Just throw your arms about and grimace[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

Pretty much lulz. Bringing all 4 of my 18 inch crashes hahahaha Headache time for me.

EDIT: Actually I might bring 3 18s and one 16.

Why not 4 18's and the 16? So much more hXc

Make sure your crashes are like 11ft off the ground like berks.

[QUOTE=Futuro;13648275]Heehe I just played it over the live version of "Three of a perfect pair" lol. Fit pretty well![/QUOTE]

dvd? if so which one, Ive got two and one isnt so hot compared to the other.

A little girl asked her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mum replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."

He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."





An obese guy is talking to his wife and she tells him he's gotta lose weight or else. So a week later, he says to his wife "I entered a marathon t'other day love". "Really?" the wife replies. "Yeah, I'm still picking peanuts out from behind me foreskin".

[IMG]http://www.haxed.co.uk/forum/YaBBImages/grin.gif[/IMG]

snap your bagels.

[QUOTE=Electric Requiem;13649009]dvd? if so which one, Ive got two and one isnt so hot compared to the other.[/QUOTE]

Absent lovers. ;)

Hehee I played pretty good tonight :o

faith your my main supply of reps...

[quote=Janeway;13648633]Yeah. Bill is a douche. Hillary is a sexy lady. I wouldn't have cheated on her, 'cause I bet she likes that really kinky rough sh[B]i[/B]t.

F[B]u[/B]ck Nancy. I could do better.


I would finger f[B]u[/B]ck the living hell out of her, and then I'd make her suck her own cum off my fingers, and she'd tell me how good it was.
Then I'd flip her so she's on her stomach, and I'd eat her c[B]u[/B]nt until she was screaming my name on the verge of the biggest orgam of her 59 years, but I wouldn't let her come.

I'd tie her a[B]s[/B]s to the bed, each limb to one post, and leave to go make myself a sandwich. Then I'd come back and kiss her taught belly until she was arching and squirming, so aching and ready that she could come from a single kiss on her tight little nub. I'd leave again to go wipe my a[B]s[/B]s with all of Bill's ties, then I'd come back, and I'd start to kiss her supple little a[B]s[/B]s.
Then I'd flick my tongue out and graze her pink little butthole and she'd moan in that sexy, hoarse archfiend voice of hers, begging me to touch her where she needs it most.
Finally, I'd give her clit one long, hard suck and she'd come harder than she's ever came before, praising me beyond Jesus and claiming me her personal God.

Then she'd divorce bill, and get elected president, and I'd be first lady.[/quote]

get laid.

A wife and husband are sitting in a room. wife says to husband"I want something that goes from zero to 200 really fast. So the man thinks about it a bit, goes out, and when he returns, he hands his wife......a bathroom scale.

ouch

Just got from My Gig.
There was one Band, Of Royal Blood. The pits they had. Omg.

When they kick in your front door , how you gonna come?

With yer hands on yer head , or on the trigger of your gun?

[QUOTE=White Riot!;13649929]When they kick in your front door , how you gonna come?

With yer hands on yer head , or on the trigger of your gun?[/QUOTE]
wtf?

Chasin teh voodoo. <3 Gosh I love Al DiMeola.

He played on that Passion, Grace, and Fire album you sent out once right?

One of my friends actually knows who he is and idolizes him, which kind of surprised me.
It's so nice to finally have some friends irl that like cool music.

[QUOTE=_Wrathchild_;13650087][B]He played on that Passion, Grace, and Fire album you sent out once right?[/B]

One of my friends actually knows who he is and idolizes him, which kind of surprised me.
It's so nice to finally have some friends irl that like cool music.[/QUOTE]

Yeah he was on that.

You should pick up Casino, and Elegant Gypsy from him.

I also really like "land of the midnight sun". Maybe just for the name, not sure yet :p

[QUOTE=Chippy569;13649969]wtf?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Clash_-_The_Guns_Of_Brixton_excerpt.ogg[/url]

[quote=White Riot!;13649929]When they kick in your front door , how you gonna come?

All over the TV or on the fresh-baked "sticky" buns?[/quote]


Fix'd:wave:

[QUOTE=enemytopublic2;13650156]Fix'd:wave:[/QUOTE]

silly metal kids....

I have been listening to alot of flamenco lately.

Ive been listening to Mars Volta.

good morning

np: SLAYER

I got the new Mars Volta album, but Ive lost it around the house somewhere. Or somewhere else :upset:

morning trys, hows it going?

Good morning to you all

Goodnight.

aiiight!!

i just won £20 on the lottery...

which means im in profit, cos ive only entered twice...

(£1 a ticket)

Good for you corkofski. My birthday present to all my friends at school this year is £1 for a lottery ticket, £2 for a packet of condoms, and a fiver to help them buy whatever else you can at 16.

I'm seriously in love with 3 songs at the minute!
Chokehole - Children of Bodom
Catacylsm Children - Dimmu Borgir
Faint - Linkin Park

Today I need to buy a Snare Reso and some Snare Wires, im probably gonna get a Remo Amb Snare Side but I dunno about Snare Wires. Can someone help, I like Lars snare on saint anger but with some crack.

lars snare on that album is poo.

i want to go drive around in my moms car but i cant since i was drinking yesterday and now im hungover and prolly still have some alcohol in my system so that if the cops would pull me over i would be in trouble

Im in love with Rockabilly and Psychobilly lately.

Im in love with my moms Peugeot 206 and the bouncing souls

im in love with your mom

She's like but-terrr..