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Yes, it's not as big a deal as everyone thinks.
Edit: Cod, that's true. On the first time one can only fake confidence though as they've never done that before. |
...what the?
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[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Haha, You probably are... :thumb: Does the word hymen mean anything to anyone? :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
that would be what i was thinking. lowsound |
[QUOTE=ridethelightning]hey guys
so crap tried hibernating? fernandes' buddy is banging a ho whos allergic to latex, wow whatsup[/QUOTE] Nothings up but what you listed :thumb: :lol: |
[QUOTE=ridethelightning]hey guys
so crap tried hibernating? fernandes' buddy is banging a ho whos allergic to latex, wow whatsup[/QUOTE] Hey RTL It's a fun conversation, just try and pick it up and join in. But yeah i'm cool, had a half decent day, pedals battery has gone though :upset: you? |
[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Haha, You probably are... :thumb: Does the word hymen mean anything to anyone? :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
That would suck. Well at least it was his member rather than his mouth *shrug* |
i just got 5 pages of advice on how to improve my recordings from a guy that has a studio in his bassment.
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[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]that would be what i was thinking.
lowsound[/QUOTE] Clever boy :thumb: :chug: Thats the nasty part about boning virgins... |
[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Clever boy :thumb: :chug:
Thats the nasty part about boning virgins...[/QUOTE] but if you get lucky and she doesn't rip you are set. lowsound |
[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]i just got 5 pages of advice on how to improve my recordings from a guy that has a studio in his bassment.
lowsound said again because noon took notice[/QUOTE] Cool stuff man, good advice or recylcled b/s? |
A ton of girls have broken their hymen before sex. Can happen in all sorts of situations.
Plus, if you're afraid of a little blood you're not yet ready to deal with a woman's private bits. Or Sex. |
[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]but if you get lucky and she doesn't rip you are set.
lowsound[/QUOTE] Lol then technically shes still a virgin... oh dear, this is reminding me of some of them nasty stories... :upset: ...lame |
Its not always little...:rolleyes:
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[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Cool stuff man, good advice or recylcled b/s?[/QUOTE]
good advice, this guy really knows his stuff. just go listen to my entry in the finger war, thats why he gave me the advice. lowsound |
OK Fernandes, now you gotta tell.
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[QUOTE=Mitchell Royce]OK Fernandes, now you gotta tell.[/QUOTE]
i am quite sure that he doesn't wnat o get banned. lowsound |
Ahhh... fine.
A friend of mine called Steph, who has had a long history of failed relationships and being a bit of a cockwhore and actually cant live without being in a relationship...:rolleyes: Came round mine from one of her numerous exes once... walking awkwardly and told me about how they just had sex and being 'broken in' was painful and embarassingly messy... so much so that they had to stop. I felt ill after hearing this... But the best parts yet to come... a few months later I meet her in town after shes just finished 'seeing' someone who we then see in town... gets awkward so we go sit down and she bursts into tears and confesses to me about how he and her attempted sex... Turns out her ex hadnt broken her in properly, so when this guy put his member there it properly broke her in, and in splutters of tears told me how she 'Had bled everywhere and he had to get towels and wash his bed sheets etc...' I was almost crying because hearing it was the lamest experience of my life... :lol: |
Whoa, that is strange and very very bad. There might be something wrong with that girl in particular, that certainly isn't anything remotly usual.
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:lol: harsh though, must have been pretty awful for her....
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Oh shi, Im not gonna get banned for that am I? :-\
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Nah i can't see it...
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[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Oh shi, Im not gonna get banned for that am I? :-\[/QUOTE]
most likely not, but you run the risk when telling something like that. come on bass_guy33 got banned for telling a dead baby joke in the pit. lowsound |
Cool. Nasty story, eh?
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w00t 505 rep, halfway to stars :lol:
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ya it was ok and stars are so over rated.
lowsound |
[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]most likely not, but you run the risk when telling something like that. come on bass_guy33 got banned for telling a dead baby joke in the pit.
lowsound[/QUOTE] Yeah but the pit sucks :p |
What about that could potentially get me banned? Surely its not that bad because anyone who would ban me doesnt know her so therefore doesnt have the right to say im being unfair or whatever... lol
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Well, that all depends, FP. Is it against the rules to talk about sex?
....yes, it is. Just plea to not be banned, or just delete the post. :thumb: |
Meh, I still have 121. I'm a tenth there.
Edit: fernandes, I doubt you'd get banned. You weren't overtly graphic nor out of line with your description. Don't worry. |
[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]ya it was ok and stars are so over rated.
lowsound[/QUOTE] I know, but everyone has them i feel left out :upset: i suppose i haven't been rep whoring so most of my rep has been earned which is a nice thought :cool: |
Stars for me on Feb 10th. Just so I can look pretty :D
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actually about 1000 of my 1851 has been gotten the real way, i just whored so i would get them sooner.
lowsound |
[QUOTE=brain_damage]Well, that all depends, FP. Is it against the rules to talk about sex?
....yes, it is. Just plea to not be banned, or just delete the post. :thumb:[/QUOTE] Ahh... but weve all been talking about it, it would mean like... 4 bannings. Plus its harmless and light-hearted, Im sure no mod here is enough of a nazi to do that... |
Different forums carry different risks of banning. You're more at risk in the pit, for instance. But here in Bass, we're more relaxed about it. Plus you were describing it in a mature way. I wouldn't worry.
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[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Ahh... but weve all been talking about it, it would mean like... 4 bannings. Plus its harmless and light-hearted, Im sure no mod here is enough of a nazi to do that...[/QUOTE]
so true i just thought that when you said that you were posting the story that it wold be worse. lowsound |
Cool stuff... I wouldnt be anything but mature :cool:
:lol: |
I only have 53, so I'm an eleventh or so to being there.
Of course, I haven't gotten to post that often because of being grounded for 3 months, but I plan to post a lot more now, and in the past 3 days I've gotten repped, so I don't really care. |
[QUOTE=Wintermute]Different forums carry different risks of banning. You're more at risk in the pit, for instance. But here in Bass, we're more relaxed about it. Plus you were describing it in a mature way. I wouldn't worry.[/QUOTE]
the only way you would get banned for that was if someone really complained about it or if a mod took offence to it. lowsound |
I'm off for tonight.
Later guys (and girls?) |
[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Cool stuff... I wouldnt be anything but mature :cool:
:lol:[/QUOTE] keep it that way. lowsound |
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