[QUOTE=Crapdragoon]lol, i dont think ill be able to sleep tonight! :lol:[/QUOTE]

I should really be getting some sleep, but as weird as it sounds i can't be bothered :lol:

[QUOTE=neal_672]Sounds like your friend has a deathwish there mate :lol: that could all go so horribly wrong...[/QUOTE]

Yea, Ive said to him how its not amazingly smart and if she f.ucks up her pills then hes gonna have to flee to Spain... :lol:

[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Yea, Ive said to him how its not amazingly smart and if she f.ucks up her pills then hes gonna have to flee to Spain... :lol:[/QUOTE]

More to the point: if i was your mate i wouldn't go around telling people he's gonna have unprotected sex in case he unwittingly catches something/gets her pregnant...

Yea, I would expect him to get something off her... shes a ho... :rolleyes: Keeps coming on to me, no joke

Plus, she was telling us how she stays up at sleepovers with her mates for many hours discussing every aspect about all the boys sex/d.icks and thats like... everyone cuz theyre a huge group of hos.

[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]

:lol: Lol, that reminds me... my mates boning his ladyfriend for the first time ever tomorrow and they arent using protection cuz shes allergic to latex :lol:
[/QUOTE]

Hmmm, gotta remember that for the next time :naughty:

[QUOTE=Crapdragoon]lol, i dont think ill be able to sleep tonight! :lol:[/QUOTE]
What did I miss?

Why is he going out with a ho? Oh and how long have they been going out? Considering she's a ho it'll only have been a matter of days i assume? It will be quite dangerous being a ho and being allergic to latex :lol:

[QUOTE=neal_672]More to the point: if i was your mate i wouldn't go around telling people he's gonna have unprotected sex in case he unwittingly catches something/gets her pregnant...[/QUOTE]
1234.
Very bad idea to tell people things like that. When she gets pregnant I hope it is his baby

[QUOTE=coddingtown]What did I miss?[/QUOTE]

Crap slept for 18 hours and missed school or something :lol:

[QUOTE=neal_672]Why is he going out with a ho? Oh and how long have they been going out? Considering she's a ho it'll only have been a matter of days i assume? It will be quite dangerous being a ho and being allergic to latex :lol:[/QUOTE]

so true.

lowsound

Crap no matter how much you try, you can never be a grizzley bear

[QUOTE=coddingtown]1234.
Very bad idea to tell people things like that. When she gets pregnant I hope it is his baby[/QUOTE]

:lol: he would just be completely laced by every single one of his mates for that kind of thing...

[QUOTE=coddingtown]Crap no matter how much you try, you can never be a grizzley bear[/QUOTE]

Oh i don't know, i wouldn't bet against him... :lol:

I definatly would. Always do :lol:

[QUOTE=neal_672]Why is he going out with a ho? Oh and how long have they been going out? Considering she's a ho it'll only have been a matter of days i assume? It will be quite dangerous being a ho and being allergic to latex :lol:[/QUOTE]

She was drunk and came onto him at one of our gigs :lol: This was about mid-october... they started seeing more of each other at about november time and he asked her out a week or so before christmas.

He just doesnt have many places where they can bone :thumb: lol

Tis his first time too... :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=neal_672]Oh i don't know, i wouldn't bet against him... :lol:[/QUOTE]

crap codl do that if he wasn't crap.

lowsound

[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]She was drunk and came onto him at one of our gigs :lol: This was about mid-october... they started seeing more of each other at about november time and he asked her out a week or so before christmas.

He just doesnt have many places where they can bone :thumb: lol

Tis his first time too... :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

So erm basically they've been going out a few weeks, talk about a loving relationship :lol:

[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]She was drunk and came onto him at one of our gigs :lol: This was about mid-october... they started seeing more of each other at about november time and he asked her out a week or so before christmas.

He just doesnt have many places where they can bone :thumb: lol

Tis his first time too... :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

NEVER do a ho your first time, it would be hard to impresse her.

lowsound

Hola.

Looks like I burst into a strange conversation here. So who's banging what ho where?

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]NEVER do a ho your first time, it would be hard to impresse her.

lowsound[/QUOTE]

:lol: good point.

powers friend

lowsound

[QUOTE=neal_672]:lol: good point.[/QUOTE]

no one ever said that i wasn't smart.

lowsound

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]NEVER do a ho your first time, it would be hard to impresse her.

lowsound[/QUOTE]

Thats exactly how I see it lol, just pick someone really nice and/or has only done it a couple of times. :thumb:

or is a vergin.

lowsound

You will suck your first time anyways, so why bother even trying to impress someone. Someone experienced will at least know what she's doing.

At least if she was a virgin he couldn't disappoint as she'd have nothing to compare him to...

i just got 5 pages of advice on how to improve my recordings from a guy that has a studio in his bassment.

lowsound

Virgins are a risky business... its not always fun...

Not really.. you just have to be confident, and you both have to be into it. You should do fine

[QUOTE=jamesr]I have been on here 90 day and don't have them. I think mods have to give them to you.[/QUOTE]
I know this is a bit late(Musician Forums started having technical difficulties)but how many rep points do you have?

what codd said.

lowsound

[QUOTE=coddingtown]Not really.. you just have to be confident, and you both have to be into it. You should do fine[/QUOTE]

Not exactly the factor I meant... Ive heard some nasty stories...

Confidence will not do anything in bed. Sex is like playing bass. Practice makes better(never perfect).

[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Not exactly the factor I meant... Ive heard some nasty stories...[/QUOTE]

haha that would suck (if i am thinking the right hing)

lowsound

[QUOTE=Mitchell Royce]Confidence will not do anything in bed. Sex is like playing bass. Practice makes better(never perfect).[/QUOTE]

:lol: makes sense.....

blee

[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Not exactly the factor I meant... Ive heard some nasty stories...[/QUOTE]

Share the stories!

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]haha that would suck (if i am thinking the right hing)

lowsound[/QUOTE]

Haha, You probably are... :thumb: Does the word hymen mean anything to anyone? :rolleyes:

hey guys
so crap tried hibernating?
fernandes' buddy is banging a ho whos allergic to latex,
wow
whatsup

[QUOTE=Mitchell Royce]Confidence will not do anything in bed. Sex is like playing bass. Practice makes better(never perfect).[/QUOTE]
Umm yes it will. Yes practice will help, but if you arent confident and sure of your self, ti will jsut be awkward and she will not get into it