[QUOTE=adb;18198099]here's my official statement one more time:

I prefer girls w/ light skin w/ black hair who are short and have small frames, who are introverted but fun to talk to, who don't drink/party

that describes a lot more asian girls than it does white girls. There are a lot more asian girls where I live.[/QUOTE]

for someone I disagree with so often we have so much in common

cool
[QUOTE]huh

all my female friends drink and are in shape[/QUOTE]

also I don't believe you

we can rebuild him

we have the csbology

well, a lot of party girls I have met over time spend the week doing sports and exercising

work hard, play hard

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18198122]

work hard, play hard[/QUOTE]

i hate this mentality

it's a lot easier to gain weight than to lose it for most people

like oh hey! I'll drink a bunch of 4lokos but tomorrow I'll hit the gym!

durrrrr, good luck burning off like 2000 cals at the gym

i learned zilch

[QUOTE=adb;18198124]i hate this mentality [/QUOTE]

idk I sort of admire it

its bad dude

working hard does not mean u can play hard

working hard is hard

playing hard is easy


[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18198128]tomorrow i'll teach you how to lick a pussy u fucking knob[/QUOTE]

already know how true story here it is:

at work liek over a year ago hbo was on the tv as we were closing up at 11pm and there was this show on

a naked chick was talking about sex and then talked about how to properly eat out a chick so i learned something that night

u make the shape of an A w/ ur tongue

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18198122]work hard, play hard[/QUOTE]

This reminded me of that Simpsons episode where Homer thinks Bart is gay:

"We work hard, we play hard!"

[QUOTE=adb;18198133]its bad dude

working hard does not mean u can play hard

working hard is hard

playing hard is easy[/QUOTE]

idk about this some forms of recreational activity can be rather strenuous on the body and mind

[QUOTE=shortz;18198134]This reminded me of that Simpsons episode where Homer thinks Bart is gay:

"We work hard, we play hard!"[/QUOTE]

"[I]Dad, why did you take me to a gay steel mill?[/I]"

Love that episode, and the John Waters cameo.

yeah it totally agree with the work hard, play hard

what exactly does play hard entail though

Drinking's so overrated in my opinion.

Don't understand why girls go to bars every weekend and throw away $100 bucks.

I guess sluts will be sluts...

shlrtz or hyo a sluat or ru aoprentding to nomt bne 1

[QUOTE=shortz;18198141]Drinking's so overrated in my opinion.

Don't understand why girls go to bars every weekend and throw away $100 bucks.

I guess sluts will be sluts...[/QUOTE]

Most girls I know don't have to spend that kind of money. That's what optimistic dudes are for. They don't have to be sluts to get free drinks, they just gotta come close enough.

IAMsdkmo thewj hapeist durnkw hyou kmnow to

im gonna go taco bar hopping w/ my future azn queen

[QUOTE=emilyyy;18198142]shlrtz or hyo a sluat or ru aoprentding to nomt bne 1[/QUOTE]

Just pretending :)

[QUOTE=Cocaine;18198143]Most girls I know don't have to spend that kind of money. That's what optimistic dudes are for. They don't have to be sluts to get free drinks, they just gotta come close enough.[/QUOTE]

Haha "I'll take off my top if you buy me a drink"

But in all seriousness, still kind of lame, I think. But whatever floats your boat I guess

boo

k gl algl csb howping with may fuweiture csb theu wfuck outp

sometimes i do have like plow's echo of him saying I've become a self-parody in the back of my mind

il buy a d inrk drinka c ufkcin cumshouwwe all vor ur fuaken fajce aor a cekafart or somethin lgoiulwef

[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18198152]no it's more like

*walk up, look interested. if he doesn't offer to buy you a drink, ask him to buy you a drink. if he still doesn't, move on to the next one.*[/QUOTE]

Well obviously, I was merely joking.

I would shudder to think some girls [I]actually[/I] did that.

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they do that

[QUOTE=shortz;18198141]Drinking's so overrated in my opinion.

Don't understand why girls go to bars every weekend and throw away $100 bucks.

I guess sluts will be sluts...[/QUOTE]

I like you Shortz

who doesn't like shortz

im too drunk to argue with anybody right now on mx

wenhiwch one uf u dliicklip fagogts sfuekanw bande oehjmtew prorbaranyl34eye that fuekwna knagrao humpter bitcha;lwhniger anhsuhaz fuk u maptwli slnd0932

[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18198165]well there are girls who do that too it's called mardi gras[/QUOTE]

Mardi Gras' an exception though. You [I]have[/I] to be crazy/slutty there, it's like, a pre-req :lol:

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18198168]I like you Shortz[/QUOTE]

I like you too Meatplow :)

keep putting off study

lol elim got banned again

how my bable incoherent mayb u ned to wip al dat crustyold jizz outa yer eyes and lern2 fuken red u dum bich

7 day ban and extension to each alt for each time you post like that. please stop, its an eyesore

a lot of things need to be addressed in this thread I know but i'll start here

stfu big babby bich nobudy givs a fuk ::::::lol:::::::::sdfsa:naughty:
GO spanks a gankagroo n sume meat pies

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18198173]keep putting off study[/QUOTE]

I hear ya, was supposed to do readings but I'm here now...

[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18198185]meat showin off for shortz[/QUOTE]

Wait what?

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[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18198185]meat showin off for shortz[/QUOTE]

*takes off shirt and flexes muscles*

yeah my body isn't the best, working on it though

time for work

[QUOTE=adb;18198124]
like oh hey! I'll drink a bunch of 4lokos but tomorrow I'll hit the gym!

durrrrr, good luck burning off like 2000 cals at the gym[/QUOTE]

u realize you burn calories just living rite