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BridgeToSolace 09-27-2005 09:45 AM

[QUOTE=J-Cool]Who is Jon?[/QUOTE]
C'mon...

The vets get no respect.

(I remember Cold Fire saying that exact thing. Awesome)

BridgeToSolace 09-27-2005 09:46 AM

[QUOTE=Fireflies]I DO JUST FINE, MY CAR AND MY GUITAR!!!

Say Anything are awesome. Re-release of [i]...Is A Real Boy[/i] is out next month I think, it's got 2 CDs :eek:[/QUOTE]

Re-releases are lame.

Say Anything is **** though.

They have just the right level of funk. So good.

All the words, in my mouth! That we deem so unworthy of letting out! Banded together...to form a makeshift malitia!

Dead Star 09-27-2005 09:57 AM

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]C'mon...

The vets get no respect.

(I remember Cold Fire saying that exact thing. Awesome)[/QUOTE]

Sorry :upset:

BridgeToSolace 09-27-2005 09:59 AM

[QUOTE=J-Cool]Sorry :upset:[/QUOTE]
:evil:

/old school bum sex

Untitled 09-27-2005 10:00 AM

Ha ha, the old school was fun, it is now, but that was fun too, seems so long ago now.

Jom 09-27-2005 10:04 AM

I see I missed out on a public viewing of teh cyber secks.

Dead Star 09-27-2005 10:06 AM

[QUOTE=Jom]I see I missed out on a public viewing of teh cyber secks.[/QUOTE]

You missed nothing.

BridgeToSolace 09-27-2005 10:07 AM

[QUOTE=Untitled]Ha ha, the old school was fun, it is now, but that was fun too, seems so long ago now.[/QUOTE]
There was more bum sex and fellatio in the old school.

But then again that's because there were more girls, Rissa, Heather, etc.. Now it's just Lilly (not that Lilly isn't all the women that any forum could need) and firecracker (I think), and that hot bass chick who only posts in the picture thread. Hopefully nicky will stick around, though/

Dead Star 09-27-2005 10:09 AM

I wish I was part of the Old School, it sounds fun :naughty:

BridgeToSolace 09-27-2005 10:13 AM

[QUOTE=J-Cool]I wish I was part of the Old School, it sounds fun :naughty:[/QUOTE]

It was really messy.

/points to stains on keyboard

Dead Star 09-27-2005 10:17 AM

NP: Goldfinger - 99 Red Balloons

:cool:

PDWAB 09-27-2005 10:26 AM

So University is really really fun.

PDWAB 09-27-2005 10:27 AM

Fake Edit/Double Post: I missed Nicky :upset:

Kif 09-27-2005 10:31 AM

She'll be back! I agree with you though Jon, re-releases do suck. Victory are pouring them out one after the other. TBS's [t]Tell All Your Friends[/i] is being re-released sometime this year.

Untitled 09-27-2005 10:33 AM

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]There was more bum sex and fellatio in the old school.

But then again that's because there were more girls, Rissa, Heather, etc.. Now it's just Lilly (not that Lilly isn't all the women that any forum could need) and firecracker (I think), and that hot bass chick who only posts in the picture thread. Hopefully nicky will stick around, though/[/QUOTE]
vertualy every post ended in "Buttsex? :naughty: "

Lily and Laura are cool, nice to have some british girls, Rissa still pops on every now and agian, ive not seen heather about the place for ages though, she always seems to be on AIM.

Jom 09-27-2005 10:34 AM

Because I'm an unoriginal bastard, I'm going to cross-post this.

True story that just happened ten minutes ago:

My room phone rings, and it's a telemarketer. Everyone across campus has been receiving them, and we've gotten a couple lately, so it's not like this is nothing new.

So today, I decided that I was going to freak out the telemarketer by attempting to engage in phone sex as a transvestite female.

phone: [rings]
Me: Hello? (at this time, I don't know it's a telemarketer)
Telemarketer: Congratulations! You've just won a three-day, four-night trip to Florida!
Me: [turns into girl mode, moaning] Ohhhhhhhhh, yes, yes! YESSSSSSSSSSS! Stick it to me, baby!
Telemarketer: Uh, well, do you want to know more about your trip?
Me: Yesssssss, yesssssss, tell me.... mmmmm... mmmoooooorrrrreeeeeeee, oh, oh, OHHHHHHH, YES, YES, YESSSSSSSS, about... Floridaaaaaaaa, ohhhhhhhh. Hehe!
Telemarketer: Well, you will be flying by plane...
Me: Oh, you have a sexy voice.
Telemarketer: ... and it will be taking off from Detroit
Me: I take off your pants. Ohhhhhhhhhh, baby, I am so wet right now.
Telemarketer: Erm, I do believe I have the wrong number.
Me: [moaning babble into mouthpiece]
Telemarketer: Right, I'm going to hang up now.
Me: [faking an orgasm into mouthpiece] /hangs up phone

Those poor telemarketers ;)

After I hung up the phone, my roommates and I almost died of laughter.

My roommates were all sitting around in the living room, and they turned around with a confused look on their face because of my change of voice. As the guy was talking, I would mouth "Tell-uh-mar-ket-ter" and they understood, as evidenced by their "Ohh, /nod head" response.

It was probably the most entertaining two minutes of the day :)

[and yes, I know that harassing telemarketers isn't an entirely new concept]

BridgeToSolace 09-27-2005 10:34 AM

[B][SIZE=5]ATTN Nicky:[/SIZE][/B]

I'll be back at four. I'm meeting with my band. Hopefully, by the time I get back we'll have songs recorded for our muhspace.

Dead Star 09-27-2005 10:36 AM

[Quote=Jom]Story[/Quote]

Heh, i pretend i'm going through a tunnel with telemarketers.

Untitled 09-27-2005 10:37 AM

[QUOTE=J-Cool]Heh, i pretend i'm going through a tunnel with telemarketers.[/QUOTE]
On a landline?

Jom 09-27-2005 10:37 AM

[QUOTE=J-Cool]Heh, i pretend i'm going through a tunnel with telemarketers.[/QUOTE]

Explain. I think I have an idea of what this means, but explain anyway :p

Kif 09-27-2005 10:40 AM

[QUOTE=Jom]Because I'm an unoriginal bastard, I'm going to cross-post this.

True story that just happened ten minutes ago:

My room phone rings, and it's a telemarketer. Everyone across campus has been receiving them, and we've gotten a couple lately, so it's not like this is nothing new.

So today, I decided that I was going to freak out the telemarketer by attempting to engage in phone sex as a transvestite female.

phone: [rings]
Me: Hello? (at this time, I don't know it's a telemarketer)
Telemarketer: Congratulations! You've just won a three-day, four-night trip to Florida!
Me: [turns into girl mode, moaning] Ohhhhhhhhh, yes, yes! YESSSSSSSSSSS! Stick it to me, baby!
Telemarketer: Uh, well, do you want to know more about your trip?
Me: Yesssssss, yesssssss, tell me.... mmmmm... mmmoooooorrrrreeeeeeee, oh, oh, OHHHHHHH, YES, YES, YESSSSSSSS, about... Floridaaaaaaaa, ohhhhhhhh. Hehe!
Telemarketer: Well, you will be flying by plane...
Me: Oh, you have a sexy voice.
Telemarketer: ... and it will be taking off from Detroit
Me: I take off your pants. Ohhhhhhhhhh, baby, I am so wet right now.
Telemarketer: Erm, I do believe I have the wrong number.
Me: [moaning babble into mouthpiece]
Telemarketer: Right, I'm going to hang up now.
Me: [faking an orgasm into mouthpiece] /hangs up phone

Those poor telemarketers ;)

After I hung up the phone, my roommates and I almost died of laughter.

My roommates were all sitting around in the living room, and they turned around with a confused look on their face because of my change of voice. As the guy was talking, I would mouth "Tell-uh-mar-ket-ter" and they understood, as evidenced by their "Ohh, /nod head" response.

It was probably the most entertaining two minutes of the day :)

[and yes, I know that harassing telemarketers isn't an entirely new concept][/QUOTE]
Harassing telemarketers is funny. Reminds me of an episode of Angry Kid when Angry Kid harasses some company, and the guy on the other end ends up shooting himself.

Untitled 09-27-2005 10:41 AM

[QUOTE=Jom]Explain. I think I have an idea of what this means, but explain anyway :p[/QUOTE]
I think he means, he tells them he's going threw a tunnel? :p

Jom 09-27-2005 10:48 AM

[QUOTE=Untitled]I think he means, he tells them he's going threw a tunnel? :p[/QUOTE]

Oh, not what I had in mind : |

I thought he was talking about a wind tunnel, where he would start randomly talking and shouting based on him going in and out of it :(

Untitled 09-27-2005 10:55 AM

[QUOTE=Jom]Oh, not what I had in mind : |

I thought he was talking about a wind tunnel, where he would start randomly talking and shouting based on him going in and out of it :([/QUOTE]
I think he means a tunnel as in a hole going threw a hill, where you cant get a phone reception...

Kif 09-27-2005 10:59 AM

[url]http://myspace-227.vo.llnwd.net/00214/72/22/214872227_l.jpg[/url]

:eek:

Dead Star 09-27-2005 11:00 AM

[QUOTE=Untitled]I think he means a tunnel as in a hole going threw a hill, where you cant get a phone reception...[/QUOTE]

:thumb:

Spot on, and yes I do it with a landline.

Kif 09-27-2005 11:03 AM

[url]http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858557301[/url]

Only The Bloodhound Gang could make a song out of quotes by Ralph Wiggum

Yvanehtnioj!

Permanent Solution 09-27-2005 11:04 AM

[QUOTE=Untitled]vertualy every post ended in "Buttsex? :naughty: "

Lily and Laura are cool, nice to have some british girls, Rissa still pops on every now and agian, ive not seen heather about the place for ages though, she always seems to be on AIM.[/QUOTE]
Heather's not on that much because she's working and in school.

I can't believe I missed one of the vets :-\ (even though she probably wouldn't remember me)

Permanent Solution 09-27-2005 11:06 AM

[QUOTE=Fireflies][url]http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858557301[/url]

Only The Bloodhound Gang could make a song out of quotes by Ralph Wiggum

Yvanehtnioj![/QUOTE]
You.

You need to go vote in PPOTM Mr. I'm-nominated-but-too-cool-to-vote :mad:

Kif 09-27-2005 11:08 AM

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]You.

You need to go vote in PPOTM Mr. I'm-nominated-but-too-cool-to-vote :mad:[/QUOTE]
Do I have to vote?


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