mappy: are you 18?

ps quote from my sociology reading:
Still other rites are used to make women's breasts larger if they are small, and smaller if they are large. General dissatisfaction with breast shape is symbolized in the fact that the ideal form is virtually outside the range of human variation. A few women afflicted with almost inhuman hypermammary development are so idolized that they make a handsome living by simply going from village to village and permitting the natives to stare at them for a fee.

yeah, i'm 18

my mom completely screwed me over too, she refused to let me move out for school, and now this, woo.

[QUOTE=Deth;15228678]I feel bad for you guys, the food here rules. A few nights ago I had pork chops and roast turkey in the same meal. Good stuff.[/QUOTE]

Oh, the food is good... on my campus we have this place that's all-you-choose-to-eat, and they have everything from a salad bar to 'main' meals (roast beef, rotisserie chicken, etc.), to a grill (burgers, chicken sandwiches, etc.), to a panini station and stuff like that... the only problem is that the food is 99% salt, and that royally messes with me, haha.

heh, if my dad were here he'd say something along the lines of "i left home on my 18th birthday and never went back..."

but best of luck either way.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15228694]heh, if my dad were here he'd say something along the lines of "i left home on my 18th birthday and never went back..."

but best of luck either way.[/QUOTE]

yeah. thanks and all, but i'm really not ready for this, and her reasons for kicking me out are incredibly weak and just like wtf.

Are you going to explain how you got kicked out, or is this like a choose-your-adventure story where we can write our own endings?

You should leave. It's impossible for you to die for living alone, though. At most, you'll live miserably with a crap job, and studying at the community college, but still you won't die or live on a carboard house in the street.

Life finds it way.

[QUOTE=Jom;15228702]Are you going to explain how you got kicked out, or is this like a choose-your-adventure story where we can write our own endings?[/QUOTE]

those books were awesome omg

I have one at home I think I should buy a new one.

McMIllan Mazes ftw.

Okay, basically I had some friends over last night and we were hanging out on my back porch, some of my friends were really drunk, and my one friend was making fun of another friend because he was getting with a fat chick.

The friend getting made fun of got really pissed after a while, and started yelling at the other kid, and it escalated from there, my dad came out back and told everybody to leave, so I was just gonna go back inside, but my dad slammed the door on my and locked it. So I kept knocking, my dad started yelling like a maniac at me, I was really upset and started yelling back, things cooled down, we went to bed.

I was getting ready for work today, and I apologized for waking up my parents, but I said my dad had no right to treat me the way he did last night. Huge fight ensued, my mom started throwing my **** in the driveway and told me that if I don't leave she's calling the cops.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15228712]Okay, basically I had some friends over last night and we were hanging out on my back porch, some of my friends were really drunk, and my one friend was making fun of another friend because he was getting with a fat chick.

The friend getting made fun of got really pissed after a while, and started yelling at the other kid, and it escalated from there, my dad came out back and told everybody to leave, so I was just gonna go back inside, but my dad slammed the door on my and locked it. So I kept knocking, my dad started yelling like a maniac at me, I was really upset and started yelling back, things cooled down, we went to bed.

I was getting ready for work today, and I apologized for waking up my parents, but I said my dad had no right to treat me the way he did last night. Huge fight ensued, my mom started throwing my **** in the driveway and told me that if I don't leave she's calling the cops.[/QUOTE]
The blame is on that f‪ucking fat chick and your friends not being able to control their penises or their emotions and passions.

In any case, you should probably get somewhere to live in until things cool down. Ask a friend to give you asylum whil this cool down happens. :(

Best of wishes for this to get better.

I'll go watch the O.C.

Unless of course his parents were just looking for an excuse to kick him out and now that they have it they're all set.

mappy doesn't this happen like every other week

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15228712]Okay, basically I had some friends over last night and we were hanging out on my back porch, some of my friends were really drunk, and my one friend was making fun of another friend because he was getting with a fat chick.

The friend getting made fun of got really pissed after a while, and started yelling at the other kid, and it escalated from there, my dad came out back and told everybody to leave, so I was just gonna go back inside, but my dad slammed the door on my and locked it. So I kept knocking, my dad started yelling like a maniac at me, I was really upset and started yelling back, things cooled down, we went to bed.

I was getting ready for work today, and I apologized for waking up my parents, but I said my dad had no right to treat me the way he did last night. Huge fight ensued, my mom started throwing my **** in the driveway and told me that if I don't leave she's calling the cops.[/QUOTE]

No offense, but I'd say your dad definitely had a right to yell at you for hosting a bunch of drunk dudes who have nothing better to do than make fun of each other and act like retards on your back porch. I mean, if he doesn't have the right to yell at you for something like that what rights does he have as a parent?

The getting kicked out of the house thing does suck but maybe this is just a final straw kind of thing. I've seen you post stuff about fights you've had both at school and at home many times before.

And forgive me for the first paragraph but I respect a parent more if he/she does something about a thing like that than if nothing happens. It sounds to me like while throwing you out was out of line, it's not at all out of line that they did what they did the night before.

It sucks that you got kicked out but I doubt it stemmed neccesarily from the episode the night before than it did from your compulsion to assert that they had "no right" to enforce quiet in their home while your friends were acting like idiots, and the fight that inevitably arose from that. And besides, I doubt the kick-out is permanent, so don't worry about it.

It's the fact of how my dad reacted. It was insanity, my dad is insane, etc. He wasn't yelling at me for having people over, he was yelling at me for knocking on the door at 4 in the morning.

I don't care if my dad tells everybody to leave, but when he gets in my face and screams at me and brings up unrelated events and is frothing at the mouth, that's a whole other story.

I can see why it would make you angry but I still won't exactly concede that he had no right to do it, considering he's your father. He's not your equal and you're not his. That's just the way it goes.

Unless of course there are extenuating circumstances I'm unaware of, which is quite possible, like general family trouble which truly does have nothing to do with you but with them. But kicking noisy drunk kids off my porch at four in the morning would sour my mood right up, so it's not exactly like he did it for no reason.

I gotta agree with Cain, man. I think you're dad had a right to do it, considering it is his porch.

[QUOTE=Cain;15228854]Unless of course there are extenuating circumstances I'm unaware of, which is quite possible, like general family trouble which truly does have nothing to do with you but with them. But kicking noisy drunk kids off my porch at four in the morning would sour my mood right up, so it's not exactly like he did it for no reason.[/QUOTE]

This.

Such as?

This is one of those reasons why I only post humorous stories about my life on the Internet: there are some things people don't need to know. But, in place of LJ/Xanga/DeadJournal/whatever, MX is a good place to vent and get feedback from people, I suppose.

I post bad stories even though I have a xanga. I just don't really have a sense of priacy though =|

priacy? :confused:

Also my online journal device is 75% serious business while the other 25% is my rough drafts for humor columns for the newspaper. Getting pre-production feedback from people who know my style is pretty helpful.

I share my stories all the time but usually I don't have good humorous stories.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15228712]I was getting ready for work today, and I apologized for waking up my parents, but I said my dad had no right to treat me the way he did last night. Huge fight ensued, my mom started throwing my **** in the driveway and told me that if I don't leave she's calling the cops.[/QUOTE]

I don't mean to pile it on, but why the f[size=1]uck did you say that?[/size]

Parents can yell at us all they want.

[QUOTE=Jom;15229010]priacy? :confused:

Also my online journal device is 75% serious business while the other 25% is my rough drafts for humor columns for the newspaper. Getting pre-production feedback from people who know my style is pretty helpful.[/QUOTE]
privacy, sorry.

Mine is mostly serious business with a little mix of throwing out my random hypotheses before presenting them on a more social level, same sort of thing you do with your articles though mine aren't humorous. :(

Tojes: Yeah there's that too.

I can't tell if you're kidding, but basically yeah. if you can't have an adult conversation with them about it (instead of giving some demanding, backhanded apology) you suck it up til you move out of the house.

Oh, it's cool, I felt like a dumbass at first because I didn't recognize the word and was like "Damn I gotsta update my mental dictionary."

I respect my parents authority so I hardly ever have bad times with them.

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15229097]I respect my parents authority so I hardly ever have bad times with them.[/QUOTE]

Same here, man. It doesn't hurt being an only child either :)