its a clear example of a bunch of preppy high school girls ganging up on me because i'm weak and submissive

like keep that shit in the middle schools im trying to make serious money and get real world work experience

i would put my wiener tip in your nose and pee up into ur brain if you tried to take any one of my dollars

stealing dollars from the high school girls at work is the quickest and most efficient way to make serious money and get real world experience

i gotta go take a shower you disgust me

i dont steal from the pretty girls that say hi to me i only stole it from her cuz shes average looking and gives a vague impression of disliking me

technically i did the right thing

im the type of guy that would give you the shirt off his back and then people stab me in the back when i steal from them

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18485255]if it was me and you took one dollar from me it would piss me off more than if you took one thousand bc if you took a thousand it'd be understandable, who couldn't use a thousand dollars. but if you took one i'd be like 'wtf this fucking creep kid really thought he was sneaky enough to take one dollar from me, he actually went out of his way to take a dollar from me'. and then i'd most likely beat your smarmy ass and take 2 dollars from you.[/QUOTE]
yeah but then you technically would have only netted 1 dollars so he would get pissed and take 2 dollars from you.. youd still be down 1 dollar

I'm reporting you for underage drinking, and also stealing. Enjoy the last few moments on this forum.


Unless you have $1 laying around, in which case, send it my way. I'm trying to make some serious cash and get some real world experience.

yo jordan you still want to buy this laptop?

yeah 100 dolalrs?


i dont get paid until nexxt thurs

ill have to send all the dollars as single pennies though

dude can i have your shirt

lol one time i had a really gay job and the boss left a quarter out to see if id take it so she could fire me but i didnt lol i noticed she kept trying to get me to slip up but i didnt do anything petty so she had to make up some bullshit about me not double checking ppls checks or some shit and then said i was "laid off" which i was fine with cuz that job was so stupid and i didnt fit in there at all

i remember i got a job at a supermarket chain that i just got arrested for shoplifting from at a different franchise and they mysteriously laid me off my second day and tried to give off the impression that it was because i left some crate of orange juice in the wrong place my first day

[QUOTE]yeah 100 dolalrs?


i dont get paid until nexxt thurs[/QUOTE]i'll go seventy five since i dont have the battery charger

i remember i worked at this one place and the adored me

holy shit tronn thats pure evil

it would be worse if she had like a small candy machine next to it

and the interview was held in a booth with vaseline, napkins and a stripper pole

i remember one time i worked maintenance at an apartment building and i inhaled chemicals out the janitors closet and thought the dumpsters were pick up trucks and almost hopped in one

blacked out last night that's not fun :(

tbh i was trying to get fired from that place it was some gay card store

the only job i ever liked was quiznos i worked there for about a year

when i worked at mcdonalds i decided it was time to quit so i got drunk at a party with some coworkers who lived near there it was about 4 am i wanted to go home so what i did was wake up go to the place find the one dude who everyone hates there one of the managers tell him he's an asshole

then i realize there aren't any buses. turns out i have to walk home

im near the aiports so i convince this worker guy to drive me home (i dont know how i did it)



working there sucked, it was a 2 bus 1 hour long ride there and back ugh

i remmember one time i worked at chic fil a and i quit because it was fuckin gay

wow im a fortunate person apparently

ur a piece of trash

i've decided that my addiction to herbal smoking blends from the gas station is causing me to do wrong so im not smoking it or stealing dollars from people anymore

i used to work at wading pools for youg ass kids in the inner city, literally the worst part of town

i seriously saw the police chase a dude who stabbed another dude mopre than once outside the pool fence

best example of the area was when a fucking baby like in that chappelle bit comes into the pool area with a foot long steak knife

like holding it straight up like busniess

like in a diaper

whats "herbal blends from the gas station"

i love my job as a piano teacher

[QUOTE=Dick;18485291]whats "herbal blends from the gas station"[/QUOTE]

you know like incense they spray down with chemicals and sell as fragrance

im also gonna be a piano teacher, ill just stay 1 lesson ahead of my students

[QUOTE=Dick;18485287]ur a piece of trash[/QUOTE]

no dude im a good guy

i enjoy my job drilling holes with a mexican

[QUOTE=thinwhiteduke;18485295]you know like incense they spray down with chemicals and sell as fragrance[/QUOTE]


does it do anything? i thought that was just like the stuff they used in movies to simulate smoking weed

it gives you a head ache and makes you wildy paranoid for like 2 minutes sometimes

that blind guy actually gave me some of that stuff and i've been smoking it

it's a lot like weed but doesn't last as long

i know salvia does something but it only lasts for a minet and is way over priced

most of it doesnt do anything, some it it really sprayed down and actually gets you more obviously high than weed

i dont personally like headaches but paranoias alright

i went to buy a gram at the gas station friday and they gave me 3 on accident

been feeling like i have a tumor all weekend

the stuff i have the guy made himself

the chemical got emergency scheduled in texas

yeah they made it illegal here too so they changed like a molecule in it and now its legal again

weed is so overhyped