just had a huge argument w/ my dad

him and my mom think I'm skinny because I'm bulimic :lol:

then I told them about the concept of eating healthier - which makes you lose weight

BECAUSE YOU'RE EATING LESS CALORIES

my dad said I barely eat anything when we eat out, YEAH BECAUSE THE FAT AND SALT RATINGS ARE REALLY HIGH

then my dad said I should exercise more WHICH WOULD MAKE ME LOSE EVEN MORE WEIGHT

did u say YEAH BECAUSE THE FAT AND SALT RATINGS ARE REALLY HIGH

my dad asked me if i wanted to borrow the new radiohead album so i could burn it i said no and he w as like

"okay just go back to your room and listen to leftover crack sory for offering"

just remind them that youre an elf

elves dont gain weight

my dad said leftover crack sounds like bob marley with sam kennison screaming over it. every band i listen to he asks if it's leftover crack even if it's hardcore or something that sounds nothing like them

did u just say no or was it like ugh no <--that kind of no u no

[QUOTE=APirate;18419930]the other day i left class and went to the bath room and jacked off

it was kind of thrilling thinking about how disgusted people would be knowing i was jacking off while i was gone from class. then i walked back to class grinning every time i saw someone thinking "i just jerked off and they have no clue"[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18419956]did u just say no or was it like ugh no <--that kind of no u no[/QUOTE]

ugh no

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18419951]did u say YEAH BECAUSE THE FAT AND SALT RATINGS ARE REALLY HIGH[/QUOTE]

:thumb:

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I know we've done this before

but fuck yes

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chewie syncs up perfectly with this

hey guys

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it ends here

who is this guy btw

last one

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[QUOTE=Destroy All Girls;18419988]it ends here

who is this guy btw[/QUOTE]

:evil: the legendary MIKE BROWNING :evil:

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here's a better one

still the best thing ive ever found

sup bros

http://tinychat.com/drugtalkwithblockhead

too lazy to walk to garage so i'm just smoking in my room