I was trying to refrence the scene from the Simpsons where Homer goes to rockstar camp and no one wanted to play bass.

You should've referenced the South Park episode where Cartman starts a Christian rock band and gets Token to play bass because "If you're black, you can play bass"


I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face!

Everyone over in punk plays bass.

Because punks can't play music and four strings is easier than six. Especially when you only have to play them one at a time.

I can play guitar, drums, and bass.............and the recorder.............

Haha, truth. I don't play anything now, but I used to play drums. Even bass sounds too hard for me. I was pretty good at drums though.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Because punks can't play music and [U]four strings is easier than six. Especially when you only have to play them one at a time[/U].[/QUOTE]
Reason I picked up a bass.

Ditto.

I think it's the reason everyone starts bass. If no-one was lazy we'd only have lead guitarists.

Or jazz fusion only bassists.

[QUOTE=A-Life-Less-Plagued]Bob, I need to hear your band...[/QUOTE]
Songs should be up no later than Tuesday.

it took me a month to learn bass, but it was a hard month

I taught myself how to play my instruments.

i only take guitar lessons

Too many bad guitarists around.

I'm the best drummer on the face of the earth

I taught myself drums. I might be getting a drum sey sometime soon.

I learned guitar on my own, not as hard as one may think.

I just reset my last.fm stats out of boredom

I didn't even know you could do that. I'm going to.

Mine stopped working, so I'm just going to stop checking it.

[QUOTE=A-Life-Less-Plagued]I didn't even know you could do that. I'm going to.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, just go to Settings > Account, put your password in the box and hit clear.

It didn't get rid of my weekly charts...

Me neither

It says it may take up to 24 hours, so maybe they will end up being deleted.

My last.fm account never worked.

Maybe I should get a new one now I'm on a different computer.

Went to a haunted house tonight. Scared the s'hit out of me but nothing really happened. Bummer.

cause ghosts aren't real

Went bowling and ate at White Castle.

Anybody watch that show Ghost Hunters? They always almost see a ghost but don't. I still like to watch the show.

I think I was more scared because homeless people tend to sleep in the rooms of the house and they've been known to get pissed when kids come up in there while they sleep.

But this house was seriously built with intentions of f'ucked up things happening so it would end up being abandoned and haunted. You walk up this long *** trail in covered in trees and stuff until you see the house perched on a hill. On top of that the house has a basement...NO houses in North Texas have basements.

So the story goes that this retarded kid was being kept down in the basement where the meat cellar was and he ended up killing his parents and keeping them in the freezer. It's a pretty legit story from the sources I've gotten and it also backs up the reasoning behind numerous companies buying the property to renovate it or tear it down until they sell it a couple weeks later.

We basically went up through the garage, up some stairs, down through the basement, in the meat cellar and in the freezer, back up into the house and in the rooms then high tailed it out of there.

Lucky for us the cops got to the house a minute after we got in our cars across the street.

I had Church's...and it made me realize how much I love Williams.