I would like to wrap your hair around my neck like a noose

My back hair?

that was quick

Nah you're just a normal guy again now.

I believe Wish was just having a laugh

It's a cloak of invisibility; means I can perv on Emma Watson at night when stalking Hogwart's halls.

:lol: that made my day.

so goes aarons stint as a moderator haha

3 minutes is all I need to have my way, ladies.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17518051]so goes aarons stint as a moderator haha[/QUOTE]

best mod ever :')

Wow wish is admin? did jelle finally get caught with pics of little girls? this pleases me

Jelle is too cool for Sputnik nowadays. He still occasionally shows up in my friend suggestions on fb. :-/

friend suggestions are just people i know that i dont want to be friends with

A lot of people from here show up.

i know this. im gonna d/l it tonight i think. im excited.

is jelle a mod still or just a peasant now?

Hey Ev, want to go drinking?

sometimes it can go on email contacts lists as well as mutual friends

i already am drinking. i cant drive into town :(

come here with booze

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17518080]sometimes it can go on email contacts lists as well as mutual friends[/QUOTE]

I see, I was on the daily and weekly upload things so that must be where they're from.

well you probably did to search for friends when you first signed up right?

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17518080]sometimes it can go on email contacts lists as well as mutual friends

i already am drinking. i cant drive into town :(

come here with booze[/QUOTE]

Man, it's tempting, but that means putting pants on.

i dont own pants anymore. i only have shorts. i need to buy some jeans. preferably skinny lol

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17518086]i dont own pants anymore. i only have shorts. i need to buy some jeans. preferably skinny lol[/QUOTE]

I've decided the best way to make jeans good is to wear them every day for weeks on end.

yeah once you give them your details they have them forever

i did that but my only pair died a couple weeks ago after a particularly heavy drinking sesh. i woke up and they were ripped from belt to balls

its too late you agreed to their terms and conditions. Theyre gonna sell your details to some penis enlargement spam firm and theres nothing you can do about it

Wish you have, and will keep forever, all of our details >: (

Do you have like thirty IPs registered for me? I forever am on the move.

[QUOTE=Aaron;17517944]The best is when it's done slowly and drawn out. Teasers FTW.[/QUOTE]

sex should be like 15 minutes of foreplay and then 15 minutes of destroying the vag

imo

Dude, sex for me is like high-tea. It's got four or five courses, and each gets sweeter.

EDIT: lol

sex is best when its about 30 minutes foreplay and 15 minutes of blowjobbery

i really dont get much, and i do opiates a bit often so im really sensitive lol

Sex is like food. No joke. So many similarities between good sex and a good meal.

[QUOTE=Wish;17518105]All this collects is your IP addresses and registration email address :confused:

If you delete your account it's all gone. Well, provided your posts are removed too.[/QUOTE]

We have the option to delete our accounts?

Well MX I guess this is goodbye

What's going on here. Is this about admins having our IP's and email addresses? Why is that such a horrible thing?

Its not.

Anyway I'm moving now. Hopefully I'll be back soon.

I've been on the computer way too ****ing long. I'm off for a bit to eat some food and watch mindless TV. Ev, if you get bored and sober enough to drive, lets go get food.

i mean im sober enough to drive i just dont wanna risk it. plus im lazy

Can't stay away, haha. I'm back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97dO7JICcbc

booyah

i am bored