pretends to*

Sex is for fags.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17450155]pretends to*[/QUOTE]

OSHI U GOT ME THAR JOHN

:p

i have sex like 3 times a day and watch at least 2 hours of porn

am i the greatest dude of mx

depends what she looks like tbh

you forgot that you had to be listening to Burzum and injecting liquid cocaine directly into your vena cava

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17450160]OSHI U GOT ME THAR JOHN

:p[/QUOTE]

oshi bro he edited that in i thought he was talking to meatplow u kno i kno how u do

hahahaha
whys there no epic minigolfing going on tonight?

shes looks like a man and i blast trance while ****ing her urethra

\m\m/m/

minigolf makes me rage harder than anything

i listen to liferuiner when i play minigolf and fist fight my inner demons

loooool hey elim

still have yet to play minigolf

dont it sucks

your mouth sucks

I got that impression

i forced john into golf retirement

real talk

john tried to play with me the other day with some bitty but it took her like 45 minutes so we all just left.

i only play if a woman is playing. josh can only supply boy girls this is why he thinks i have retired

the real talk thing has been driven into the ground in less than a day

gj mx

my girl probably has a better body than any girl youve D'd up

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17450206]my girl probably has a better body than any girl youve D'd up

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah[/QUOTE]

doubtful

its the truth

josh by stating this you have enacted the pix or lies clause in your mx poster's contract

If it's the boygirl I've seen pix it's not appealing.

im not claiming any pics anyone has seen is actually who im ****ing so glh5

youll never know

pretty sure we know

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17450207]doubtful[/QUOTE]

this

must i post the ex's booty again?

i get the best girls out of all of us tbh

i actually just get tiny girls and dongs