[QUOTE=kombucha mushroom mofo]Details about the threesome?

I haven't gotten [color=orange][size=7]ANYTHING[/color][/size] for like 3 weeks. wtf

EDIT: Mx has been hampering my game a bit.

I think I've been setting my standards too high, then I get shot down, drink my self to sleep, wake up and forget how bad I got rejected. :lol:[/QUOTE]

You mean my threesome.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Yea it killed the mood when she started throwing up.[/QUOTE]

lawls

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Did she throw up when she saw you naked?[/QUOTE]
[SIZE=7][COLOR=DarkOrange]PWN[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Did she throw up when she saw you naked?[/QUOTE]

Yea she was just so turned on that she started puking.

They had no idea what to do when in the full glory of ATM's sexayness, so they just threw up.

Don't worry ATM, I got ya back.

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]They had no idea what to do when in the full glory of ATM's sexayness, so they just threw up.

Don't worry ATM, I got ya back.[/QUOTE]
W00t! Almost 4k.

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]They had no idea what to do when in the full glory of ATM's sexayness, so they just threw up.

Don't worry ATM, I got ya back.[/QUOTE]

Same goes for you, man.

Actually, she was taking shots of Jim Beam and drinking beer too fast, so she got sick. I seriously thought it was going to happen tho.

You gave her sudden onset orgasmal influenza? :lol:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Same goes for you, man.

Actually, she was taking shots of Jim Beam and drinking beer too fast, so she got sick. I seriously thought it was going to happen tho.[/QUOTE]

Dam[size=2]n[/size], women can't handle their alcohol.

EDIT: post 4k hell yeah

Howdy folks.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Howdy folks.[/QUOTE]

What's new, DM?

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]Dam[size=2]n[/size], women can't handle their alcohol.

EDIT: post 4k hell yeah[/QUOTE]

I know, I was ready to go.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I know, I was ready to go.[/QUOTE]

That sucks.

Did you get some regular secks, at least?

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Howdy folks.[/QUOTE]

I d/led a great CoB album from you.

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/P3030015.jpg[/url] - The Cat
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/P3120021.jpg[/url] - The Me
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/LostDog-Peter1copy.gif[/url] - The me again
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/P3120026.jpg[/url] - The Pedals
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/P3120027.jpg[/url] - The Amp and Guitar
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/car4.jpg[/url] - The Last Car
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/Musicianforums/jimporn.jpg[/url] - The Photoshopped DBJ Watching Pr0n
The reason I am giving you these is becase a) I'm generous and b) I needed a way to waste time while yousendit does it's thing.


[url]http://s33.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2EXC85TP4OUZG126HAQFANQDIJ[/url]
[url]http://s8.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1FF5EJWXTRPQD05IOILKT8IMAS[/url]

In Ruins. A very good band I have yet to genrify

Your cat looks stoned.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Hey Nagger, did you get the letter yet?

/too lazy to look at the Letters thread.[/QUOTE]

Yesterday.

In anycase, I am doing well. Last night was the first time I've been high and drunk at the same time.

Began the night with my own version of Red Bull and vodka - 3 shots per can of Red Bull. It was Barton's vodka so drinking it straight was out of the question. For anyone who has not had that crap, it is something like drinking the chemical underneath your kitchen sink. Then I jammed with my friend for a while. He was playing piano and I guitar. It wasn't dead head jamming because we weren't high yet. Then I proceeded to take many more hits than I needed filling my uncommonly large lungs each time. Then my dad called me. Then I passed out. I woke up with dried vomit in my nose. All in all, a good night.

I forgot to mention, this all happened before 10 PM. There were only two of us and we figured get fu[b][i][/b][/i]cked up early and get a full nights rest.

Yeah, DM looks way different than I imagined.

^ Why so?

DM is obsessed with Urban Outfitters. DM is also a metalhead. DM breaks the mold :eek:

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]DM is obsessed with Urban Outfitters. DM is also a metalhead. DM breaks the mold :eek:[/QUOTE]

ur not troo, dood.

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]ur not tr00, dood.[/QUOTE]

fix'd

Well, I bet if we saw what DN looked like we'd all be surprised. I always subconciously think he looks like whoever his avatar is of.

[QUOTE=Ripper22]Well, I bet if we saw what DN looked like we'd all be surprised. I always subconciously think he looks like whoever his avatar is of.[/QUOTE]

I've decided he's a Kanye West wannabe in terms of dress (popped collars) and has a small 'fro

Every time I picture what an MXer looks like, they always turn out to be completely different.

[QUOTE=Ripper22]Well, I bet if we saw what DN looked like we'd all be surprised. I always subconciously think he looks like whoever his avatar is of.[/QUOTE]

Heh. I don't think you'd be surprised, but I don't think any pix of me exist on the intarweb.

What's everyone think I look like?

I'll post a link once people guess.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I've decided he's a Kanye West wannabe in terms of dress (popped collars) and has a small 'fro[/QUOTE]

I don't dress like Kanye, but I do have a small 'fro.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I've decided he's a Kanye West wannabe in terms of dress (popped collars) and has a small 'fro[/QUOTE]

Agreed. :)

[QUOTE=kombucha mushroom mofo]What's everyone think I look like?

I'll post a link once people guess.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.sedgeman.com/files/mushroom_pop.jpg[/url]

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