[QUOTE=publicastration;18484179]harakiri just means suicide, seppuku is a specific type of suicide (slicing your stomach open)[/QUOTE]

haha

why would i commit seppuku when i could lol at memes on the internet

suicide is for the unstable demographic

i'm stable and attractive

unstable *psychographic

[IMG]http://weggit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/coree_seppuku.jpg[/IMG]

Why is he using such a small knife? What happened to using full-on samurai swords?

they never used big swords

Back in old samurai days they used to samurai swords.

nope

So, I'm at my girlfriend's parents house, and I took a dump upstairs, and then went downstairs. All of a sudden the downstairs chandelier starts filling up with poo water.

I ran back upstairs into the bathroom and wade through 2 inches of poo water to try to turn the toilet off.

I just spent 4 hours steam cleaning the carpets.

FML

It happens to the best of us, don't worry.

loljk eat more fibre

holy fucking shit

thats sum tucker max shit

[QUOTE=Diatonic Dissonance™;18484235]Back in old samurai days they used to samurai swords.[/QUOTE]

you're an idiot. they use knives or short swords

Yeah try stabbing urself with a full length samurai sword while kneeling. Unless u have really long armsarms not gonna fly

duuuuuuude

have to be awake at 4 am and not feeling the whole sleep thing

wanna vomit

wont though :cool:

burned my tongue








dont even care

just drank 2.5 bottles of red wine watching deathly hallows pt.1

that movie was two and a half hours of steadily building sexual tension between the three protagonists and porn for magic nerds with zero payoff

[QUOTE=Apoc;18484269]just drank 2.5 bottles of red wine watching deathly hallows pt.1

that movie was two and a half hours of steadily building sexual tension between the three protagonists and porn for magic nerds with zero payoff[/QUOTE]

saw that this afternoon.

it was lame

I'm unsure if Hermione's whole "Actually I'm highly logical, which allows me to see past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook" bit was supposed to be awkwardly funny or if it was an epic writer's fail.

[QUOTE=The Feeding;18484264]duuuuuuude

have to be awake at 4 am and not feeling the whole sleep thing[/QUOTE]

have fun waking up at 4am when your kid is born

4am isn't that early, once you get earlier than dawn and get a routine down it doesn't matter the time really.

Watch this: http://www.vimeo.com/21783611?ab

I go to bed at 4am most nights

same

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18484266]burned my tongue








dont even care[/QUOTE]

Teach me your ways.

i dont have a very consistent sleep cycle

http://www.vimeo.com/9939543?ab

What does Sunday afternoon need apart from cheesy italian power-metal?

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18484296]i dont have a very consistent cognition [/QUOTE]

fix

shut the fuck adb

just got drunk with my dad

now chainsmoking and on internet

whats up fags

lmao

mx has been a joke lately

Hate it when I don't sleep in after being up late.

Location: Vienna Austria

lol steve, you think you're so cool

Love coming home drunk and smoking a bong listening to screamo.

[QUOTE=adb;18484381]mx has been a joke lately[/QUOTE]

you're a faggot, learn to interact with other people

oh no, the fat sweaty vegan drunk is interacting with me, what do

adb's jealousy is showing

he's dreamed of going to europe for years to get away from the fags in Cali and now that someone he has some interation with is actually there it is driving him crazy that he cant be the one to be all into the buildings and attracting the opposite sex at operas and showing how much better it is than Cali

that definitely sounds accurate.