I've been listening to the Friday Night Lights soundtrack and if no one's heard the new stuff by Explosions in the Sky from this album, they should. The tracks are generally shorter and there are two renditions of Your Hand In Mine.

[QUOTE=Wanker]there are two renditions of Your Hand In Mine.[/QUOTE]
That's, like, 16 minutes of sex!!! :eek:

I'm bored.

I wrote a story about people in here today, allow as I type it.

And sit around children, if i didn't include you, please complain and I'll find you a spot.

[QUOTE=Iai]Is it called The Light 3000? I remember seeing an electro-ish version of it on 120 Minutes with that name, which I quite enjoyed.[/QUOTE]
It's actually called "Poor Leno [Silicone Soul's Hypno House Dub]/There Is a Light That Never"

[QUOTE=IhateUsernames]I'm bored.[/QUOTE]
yup

[QUOTE=Zmev]I wrote a story about people in here today, allow as I type it.

And sit around children, if i didn't include you, please complain and I'll find you a spot.[/QUOTE]

:wave: it doesn't include me...

/let's be honest, it couldn't.

[QUOTE=Zmev]I wrote a story about people in here today, allow as I type it.

And sit around children, if i didn't include you, please complain and I'll find you a spot.[/QUOTE]
where's the story?

[QUOTE=morrissey]:wave: it doesn't include me...

/let's be honest, it couldn't.[/QUOTE]

it does ;)

[size=1]seriously[/size]

[QUOTE=Scott Herren]It's actually called "Poor Leno [Silicone Soul's Hypno House Dub]/There Is a Light That Never"[/QUOTE]
Poor Leno as in the Royksopp song? :eek:

/checks it out

[QUOTE=A Goonie]where's the story?[/QUOTE]
....morning glory?

Ahhh.....

[QUOTE=Zmev]I wrote a story about people in here today, allow as I type it.

And sit around children, if i didn't include you, please complain and I'll find you a spot.[/QUOTE]

does it include me?

/readies knives

[QUOTE=Iai]Poor Leno as in the Royksopp song? :eek:

/checks it out[/QUOTE]

the vocals in that song are ridiculous.

Once upon a time there lived a small boy named Iai, from the land of Asymm. Asymm was known for it's eating delicacies such as Nacho Chez and vodka, and their world famous Happymeals. His mother made him leave town because a local gang of young boys kept harrassing young Iai. They called him names like wanker, looozer,stupid chubby-cheeked no ambition four eyed moron, and worst off, a stupid n00b. his mother sent him off to the magical land and big city of Medopalis, where he hoped to live his life. In the city they had just elected the chairman, Scott Herren, who had previously been a secretary to a man only know as a very well respected man.

[b][i][u][size=7]to be continued![/size][/i][/b][/u]

You guys got any good Flaming Lips songs that are [i]not[/i] from The Soft Bulletin or Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots?

[QUOTE=Zmev]Once upon a time there lived a small boy named Iai, from the land of Asymm. Asymm was known for it's eating delicacies such as Nacho Chez and vodka, and their world famous Happymeals. His mother made him leave town because a local gang of young boys kept harrassing young Iai. They called him names like wanker, looozer,stupid chubby-cheeked no ambition four eyed moron, and worst off, a stupid n00b. his mother sent him off to the magical land and big city of Medopalis, where he hoped to live his life. In the city they had just elected the chairman, Scott Herren, who had previously been a secretary to a man only know as a very well respected man.

[b][i][u][size=7]to be continued![/size][/i][/b][/u][/QUOTE]


No mention of me = Bad story.

[QUOTE=Zmev]Once upon a time there lived a small boy named Iai, from the land of Asymm. Asymm was known for it's eating delicacies such as Nacho Chez and vodka, and their world famous Happymeals. His mother made him leave town because a local gang of young boys kept harrassing young Iai. They called him names like wanker, looozer,stupid chubby-cheeked no ambition four eyed moron, and worst off, a stupid n00b. his mother sent him off to the magical land and big city of Medopalis, where he hoped to live his life. In the city they had just elected the chairman, Scott Herren, who had previously been a secretary to a man only know as a very well respected man.

[b][i][u][size=7]to be continued![/size][/i][/b][/u][/QUOTE]

Can't Asymm eat br3ad too?

[QUOTE=Sweboy]You guys got any good Flaming Lips songs that are [i]not[/i] from The Soft Bulletin or Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots?[/QUOTE]

I do. What do you want?

[b][i][u][size=7]continued![/size][/i][/b][/u]

Due to the new leadership, prices on everything were down to nearly $0.33 for very YDloads of shrimp and the boy's favorite, Nacho Chez. He loved them because of the special tangy-zizzle they left in his mouth when he was finished. They say to enjoy the taste is dangerous to your health but he didn't care, he ate them like they were simply red wonders ready to be partaken. Upon his entrance to Asymm he went to the nearest internet cafe. They had RIp Joe Strummer banners hung all around in honor of the recently departed Clash guitarist. "I'd like to join a forum on the internet", thought Iai, "but then agian I hate usernames." After failing at the internet he took leave in search of food and nourishment. He saw the local eatery was open for business and waltzed on in. It was owned by the infamous Br3ad man (who was infamous for all the tapeworms found in his food, yum). In the eatery, Iai met a black man who liked to read to charlie brown comics. When Iai asked him what his type of music was, he said "I'm a pixiesfanyo!" Br3ad was so sad that his clerk girl, who worked on ashtrays (they called her the ashtray girl for short, no one knew her real name) that he had nonstop Morrissey playing on his stereo for the customers. Iai suggested br3ad play something happy like his favorite artist Zappa. This made br3ad so angry and angsty that he threw Iai out of the store and almost threw a tomahawk at him too. After this ordeal Iai knew he had the strength to return home so he did, and kicked all the bullies in the face, especially Bill Cosby for his endless endorsements of jello and being black. And everyone was happy.

[size=7]`*~ThE eNd~*`[/size]

Hmmm, I was mentioned as a derogatory name...

/approved

[QUOTE=A Goonie]uhhhh... i dunno :p maybe from the movie The Goonies :lol:[/QUOTE]
Ah, as did my band. And I would appreciate a little less laughter. K? K.

ha, my user name is impossible to put in a story. That is why you fail Zmev

Woah, I got cooked. I don't know if I like that. Then again, my name IS Tapeworm.

[QUOTE]"I'd like to join a forum on the internet", thought Iai, "but then agian I hate usernames."[/QUOTE]

OMG.

That's me! ... Kinda.

My name was used.


5,639+1

[QUOTE=br3ad_man]I do. What do you want?[/QUOTE]
I was more thinking about just suggestions, but thanks anyway. I'll take some suggestions though, that would be nice.

Best. Story. Ever.

Zmev > Dr. Seuss?

Zmev > Jesus?

Zmev + jesus^7 (666)^4/3 - the alpahabet > Batman Beyond