implying britain ever had talent to begin with

im the only taletn in britain

i got no talents

readin my stress manangement book

ch. on defense mechanisms

projecting!!!!

you put the ism in this is just a defense mechanism

bad jokes

poor formatting

exclamation point to prove it's funny!

my hand itches

dix!

hand itches!

britains got talent!

this forum!!!!

*defenestrates

I'm so board.

me 2 im ironing haha iomg

listen to crystal castles and buy stuff from H&M online

i have somewhere to be but no means to be there, it's brilliant

making my brother a sandwich to smoke a joint though that's pretty sweet

more complaining about lack of transportion

must be a mappy post

for my hw I had to do a 12 hour thoughts thing, I bs'ed it but it's still p accurate.

12pm – “Boring Saturday”
1pm – “It’s so damn hot today”
2pm – “Damn this is a good smoothie”
3pm – “Deeds of Flesh rules”
4pm – “I want some Del Taco”
5pm – “Fresh and Easy is fresh and easy”
6pm – “Ugh stress management homework”
7pm – “my dad is an idiot”
8pm – “Nothing to do”
9pm – “Why is there nothing to do”
10pm – “Guess its guitar time”
11pm – “I need a better guitar”
12am – “Saturday Night Live sucks”

that was hilarious and extremely insulting, you have now invoked my rage and i am extremely high strung

edit:

oh man that was an awesome post too, people like you and care what you have to say, you are an invaluable asset to this community

dude super ultra over my ex i have a crush on another girl now i'm so happy/sad :)

[QUOTE]that was hilarious and extremely insulting, you have now invoked my rage and i am extremely high strung
[/QUOTE]
well yeah its obv you displace your emotions on mx

u use it as a livejournal complaining about your lack of rides, dumb brother, dumb parents, dumb friends, and dumb everything

12pm went out to lunch w/ friends
6pm came home felt like shit
11pm developed mega crush on girl
12:40am posted on mx about mega crush
12:42am bummed out i'm never gonna get with mega crush

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18484135]12pm went out to lunch w/ friends
6pm came home felt like shit
11pm developed mega crush on girl
12:40pm posted on mx about mega crush
12:42pm bummed out i'm never gonna get with mega crush[/QUOTE]

[I]I think you have too many negative emotions [/I]

are you really ugly or something? girls are really stupid man you just have to manipulate them into being your pawn

uhh dude it's awesome it means i can actually develop feelings for other human beings again

[QUOTE=blockhead;18484138]are you really ugly or something? girls are really stupid man you just have to manipulate them into being your pawn[/QUOTE]

yeah probably it's just she lives pretty far away and i don't want to do that shit

why don't you fuck her

not interested in sex right now


okay i'm lying but idk wouldn't feel right

whats the point of having crushes on girls? I mean, yeah I have a few but I just think of girls as visual stimulation, they're great to look at

dont get that confused with physical stimulation - thats what porn is for

instead of answering that question i'm going to commit harakiri

01:00 cant wait for tha fucking chicken


ah the girl i love is coming round tomorrow lets see how this goes

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18484148]instead of answering that question i'm going to commit harakiri[/QUOTE]
real ninjas call it seppuku

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vTIiD.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=adb;18484131]
12pm – “Boring Saturday”
1pm – “It’s so damn hot today”
2pm – “Damn this is a good smoothie”
3pm – “Deeds of Flesh rules”
4pm – “I want some Del Taco”
5pm – “Fresh and Easy is fresh and easy”
6pm – “Ugh stress management homework”
7pm – “my dad is an idiot”
8pm – “Nothing to do”
9pm – “Why is there nothing to do”
10pm – “Guess its guitar time”
11pm – “I need a better guitar”
12am – “Saturday Night Live sucks”[/QUOTE]

o man just off urself already

commit seppuku

it's the only way you can regain your lost honor

i prefer how harakiri rolls off the tongue

they only say that in western movies

harakiri just means suicide, seppuku is a specific type of suicide (slicing your stomach open)

after having watched 13 Assassins recently I can disprove that, I'd actually only ever heard it called seppuku prior to that

why the fuck would you kill yourself in that way

ha´ra`ki`ri (hạ´rạ`kē`rĭ)
n. 1. A ritual form of suicide, by slashing the abdomen, formerly practiced in Japan, and commanded by the government in the cases of disgraced officials; disembowelment; - also written, but incorrectly, hari-kari.

edit: or idk i just stopped caring

[QUOTE=gaslightanthem;18484183]why the fuck would you kill yourself in that way[/QUOTE]

to restore the honor you have lost

durrrrr

higher lol ratio on the internet than in feudal japan