[QUOTE=Deth;18195108]fukin town shuts down that night, just niggas on top of white cadallacs tossing dollar bills everywhere and every chicken place open at midnight is jammed

not even kidding, need to take pics this year[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, I believe it man. I used to play basketball. Stereotypes exist for a reason: hilarity.

i used to be a watermelon!! :lol:

nice.

[QUOTE=Deth;18195108]need to take pics this year[/QUOTE]

please do

if i want to see nigras crammed into chicken joints i can just walk around the corner tbh

basically

Hey guys! whats goin down dudes

whats up

Sup niggaz

My pops bought me front row tickets to see David Allan Coe in town on my birthday. You have no idea how stoked I am.

What's good in this thread

i just logged on here this is my first computer my name is billy watson 15/m/nj

Sup elim

I liek seether

first customer at work tonight was like pretty much exactly the kind of girl i find attractive

but she was w/ this ugly looking indian guy not sure if bf

hes bollying her bhangra

post pics bro! or u lie like a dawg lol

true story: tonight this dude was takin pics of the customers and staff at the Denny's right near where I work and this chick comes up to me and asks "uhh is what that guy's doing legal?"

I'm like, uhh he's wearing a work uniform so he probably works for the school so that made her shut up what a stuck up bitch like who cares you're not hot at all don't be dumb what's he gonna do jack off to the pics yeah right

how many times a day do you jack off?

.84

[QUOTE=adb;18195327].84[/QUOTE]

not doin it right

whats up guys

[QUOTE=flapjacks_;18195325]how many times a day do you jack off?[/QUOTE]

usually 0 sometimes 1

usually 1 sometimes 0

i just started so like 3

[QUOTE=flapjacks_;18195345]i just started so like 3[/QUOTE]

....



adb, how many bitches u fucked son?

over nine thousand.

i hear the answer is one and she wasn't pleased by your dick so she always asked for the vibrator. also i hear her photographer shaved her pussy then slipped his dick in and she brought home an std.

yes
nope
she never asked we did it once
yes

you only had sex with your girlfriend once? why? how old are you man

nope i used her vibrator on her once and it was my idea because I felt kinda guilty that she gave me hj's all the time so I wanted to be a giver

handjobs? are you in middle school? whenever my girlfriend does that i'm like "you better give me head"

yes
yes
cool

[QUOTE=blockhead high on drugs;18195363]handjobs? are you in middle school? whenever my girlfriend does that i'm like "you better give me head"[/QUOTE]

Dude...handjobs are cool when like...you're drunk and just don't give a fuck

got the last of my wisdom teeth pulled. hurts like a motherfucker now that the anaesthesia has worn off :(

lol adb i feel bad for you tbh

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BKqPh5Gv-g[/url]

:lol: THE FUNKEH MONKEH'S COMIN SUCK OUR DICKS AND EAT OUR SHITS

[QUOTE=adb;18195362]nope i used her vibrator on her once and it was my idea because I felt kinda guilty that she gave me hj's all the time so I wanted to be a giver[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol:

whaddup guys

hunting up CD's to buy

cool more hj/bj talk

fuck handjobs, fuckin lame i can do that shit myself