u guyz r sooo enlightened

ooooh ya, im intelligentated!

oh now ur bein dumb

no, I'm being Pentacostal.

Silent Civilian, in my mind, created the most generic metalcore riff of all time.

Behold [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXodKChBfq0&feature=fvw[/url]

well tbh 3,368 bands before them already wrote that riff

Metalcore with melo-death leads ?!

Never

The last three or four pages of this thread are [I]sooooooooooo edgy[/I]! I, too, prefer to classify people according to the lowest common denominators in their culture/worldview/religion, and thus claim superiority. This is most satisfying when I don't actually don't know what they believe, since I've spent too long hating them blindly to care.

(At the very least, I prefer to remain ignorant of the [i]context[/i] for their beliefs; that way I can avoid the high ground of having to debate things like textual criticism, anthropological or archaeological evidence, historical accuracy and other empirical studies. If it can't fit on a tee-shirt or a black metal album cover, it's clearly bad theology!)

Logical fallacies rulez, d00d! LOL! I'm gonna go stereotype some more and spit vitriol all over the Internet in the most inappropriate places just to show how stupid other people are for cramming their imbecilic views down my throat! We should throw them all to lions, revoke their civil rights and mock them publicly. Stupid, controlling idiots... Always looking down on others and living differently from me. Loser hypocrites!

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[QUOTE=TzarChasm;17908715]The last three or four pages of this thread are [I]sooooooooooo edgy[/I]! I, too, prefer to classify people according to the lowest common denominators in their culture/worldview/religion, and thus claim superiority. This is most satisfying when I don't actually don't know what they believe, since I've spent too long hating them blindly to care.

(At the very least, I prefer to remain ignorant of the [i]context[/i] for their beliefs; that way I can avoid the high ground of having to debate things like textual criticism, anthropological or archaeological evidence, historical accuracy and other empirical studies. If it can't fit on a tee-shirt or a black metal album cover, it's clearly bad theology!)

Logical fallacies rulez, d00d! LOL! I'm gonna go stereotype some more and spit vitriol all over the Internet in the most inappropriate places just to show how stupid other people are for cramming their imbecilic views down my throat! We should throw them all to lions, revoke their civil rights and mock them publicly. Stupid, controlling idiots... Always looking down on others and living differently from me. Loser hypocrites!

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cool story bro

brah

i just


what

Whenever a girl asks what cool story bro means, I will link her to that bloke's post and my subsequent reply.

[QUOTE=TzarChasm;17908715]The last three or four pages of this thread are [I]sooooooooooo edgy[/I]! I, too, prefer to classify people according to the lowest common denominators in their culture/worldview/religion, and thus claim superiority. This is most satisfying when I don't actually don't know what they believe, since I've spent too long hating them blindly to care.

(At the very least, I prefer to remain ignorant of the [i]context[/i] for their beliefs; that way I can avoid the high ground of having to debate things like textual criticism, anthropological or archaeological evidence, historical accuracy and other empirical studies. If it can't fit on a tee-shirt or a black metal album cover, it's clearly bad theology!)

Logical fallacies rulez, d00d! LOL! I'm gonna go stereotype some more and spit vitriol all over the Internet in the most inappropriate places just to show how stupid other people are for cramming their imbecilic views down my throat! We should throw them all to lions, revoke their civil rights and mock them publicly. Stupid, controlling idiots... Always looking down on others and living differently from me. Loser hypocrites!

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rodents crawl up ur bum?

cool story hansel

Case in point, children. Case in point. Go back to your safe little worlds full of confirmation bias (look that one up) and blind-faith, dogmatic atheism. Sorry for disrupting your enlightening conversation with my intolerance and bigotry. I'm such an emo retard...

yes, your an emo retard, now shut the **** up.

[QUOTE=TzarChasm;17908755]Case in point, children. Case in point. Go back to your safe little worlds full of confirmation bias (look that one up) and blind-faith, dogmatic atheism. Sorry for disrupting your enlightening conversation with my intolerance and bigotry. I'm such an emo retard...[/QUOTE]

99% of the posts on this forum aren't serious

there's this thing called 'trolling' and 'joking' (look those two up LOLOLOL)

did someone mention emo retards

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;17908757]yes, your an emo retard, now shut the **** up.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for asking, sweetheart, but no. See, here's how the Internet [i]really[/i] works: you hate me, and for no valid reason. You spend a few days with other people who feel the exact same way, and together you spit on me and millions of others whom you actually don't know dick about when push comes to shove. You mock us in self-righteous fervor and feel special because your view is uncontested.

Then someone with an IQ over 63 comes along and posts a rebuttal, or at least offers to square up and debate rationally, should you actually think you have some valid justification for your bias. You don't, so you tell them to shut up, whereupon every other troll in the thread jumps in, picking a fight. I'll probably eventually be banned for defending myself, even though I never attacked anyone personally, nor said one word which could be misconstrued as religious antagonism.

You'll all sit around long after I'm gone and talk about how right you were, and how Satan banned me for being stupid. I honestly won't care much, either way. We'll both know that it had little to do with religion, intolerance or opinion. You just hated having to constantly tab over to www.dictionary.com to figure out what my big, fifth-grade words meant.

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17908764]99% of the posts on this forum aren't serious

there's this thing called 'trolling' and 'joking' (look those two up LOLOLOL)[/QUOTE]

And yet somehow this can't possibly work in [i]both[/i] directions, could it? >_> I'm advocating a legitimate stance here, sure, but I'm certainly not getting angry or bent out of shape. Rather, I'm enjoying myself.

Well you probably will be banned eventually, but then we'll just go back to ribbing justin for taking too many oxys, for sean posting like he's on twitter, and go back to discussing upcoming METALCORE RELEASES.