[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18416989]jizzin in a girls eye in something you have to do at least once before you die[/QUOTE]

fuckin bitch I tried this on shifted last second and it ended in her hair had to hide how pissed I was with her

bet

[quote]nick, you do know there are girls that don't care if you're nerdy right?[/quote]

implying being nerdy is my problem

[QUOTE=Deth;18417003]fuckin bitch I tried this on shifted last second and it ended in her hair had to hide how pissed I was with her[/QUOTE]

try a houdini next time there is no dodging a well timed houdini

what is your problem then?

@ elemonader

evrtyhing

elim join the army and get stationed in korea those girls immediately drop panties for american soldiers

sup ******s just woke up eatin a pie now

niggas i meant

you need to get that pussy nick

it feels so fucking good man. like you penetrate a girl and feel the warm, comfy texture and just think "SUCCESS"

one of the best parts of life, especially if it's a girl you really like

okay

just took a good shit 8/10
that's three in a row now i'm on a streak

i took 1 that smelled real bad last nite they normally smell ok to me this 1 was evil

the rnm virgins should have a contest to see who gets laid first and we can all place bets

luc
p13
jaundice
elimator

we will divide up into four teams. each virgin gets a group of advisors (those of us who have said sex with multiple girls) and we try to get them laid. this can be an ongoing contest/event. what do you guys think? what team do you want to be on?

i wanna be on team luc

ethan could totally lose it he's a pretty big guy he could easily overpower a woman

team jaundice because it would provide the best story

soythernerz i tel y

i think it's a great idea. what do you guys think?

on oprah this guy used 2 be a girl he goes to oprah im well endowed for a trans man i have a big clit

:lol:

wish i had one

i wanna cut my toe nails but i cant fuken find the clippers i lose em all the time then have to go to get some new ones

been wearing the same socks for like aw eek

lol i havent wore shoes in a while i got no clean socks cuz i jerk off in to em all i just gotta bite the bullet and put em all in the wash it would be good to do that becuz they are gettin prety crusty and chafes my dick i gotta go thru and find the least crustiest sock every time i wana jerk off

oh and im just chillin

:lol: that is fucking nasty ben

have to wear socks again because this stupid job requires me to wear actual shoes and not flip flops

thought this was america

nevr jherkd of in a sock

[I]What do you mean I can't wear my lax pinnie in the board room[/I]

yea its kinda gros

yea i never jerked off into a sock til recently i tried it i dont think im ever goin back it feels real good and theres no clean up

usualy just goes in2 my hand and washed off