[QUOTE=Coma_Girl]I failed my maths all year, so I decided to just stop doing the exams. I'll probably end up working in a Mcdonalds all my life.[/QUOTE]

:upset:

Math passed Algebra I is pointless.

Right now were doing something about equators and the earth. I don't really know i kind of space out during maths.

math s*ck

[QUOTE=gastery6]Wanna hear a good joke. "Whats the difference between 1 million dead babys and a ferrari?"






















"I dont got a ferrari in my garage!!"[/QUOTE]

Heard it before!
Here's one:
Paddy English man, Paddy Scots man and Paddy Irish man are all getting chased by the cops so they run down an alleyway but they come to the end of it and there is no way out. Beside them are 3 sacks so they all jump into them. The cops come to the end of the alley and see the 3 sacks so the Sarg. tells the cop to poke the first bag. He pokes it and Paddy English man shouts out "WOOF WOOF WOOF!." So the Sarg says "Leave it, it's just a dog."
The cop pokes the second bag and Paddy Scots man starts meowing and the Sarg says "Ah it's only a cat." He pokes the third bag and Paddy Irish man Shouts out "Potatos!"
It's alot funnier if it's said by an Irish person...

Already heard a joke like that but instead of the Irish...it was a Newfoudland guy

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]Heard it before!
Here's one:
Paddy English man, Paddy Scots man and Paddy Irish man are all getting chased by the cops so they run down an alleyway but they come to the end of it and there is no way out. Beside them are 3 sacks so they all jump into them. The cops come to the end of the alley and see the 3 sacks so the Sarg. tells the cop to poke the first bag. He pokes it and Paddy English man shouts out "WOOF WOOF WOOF!." So the Sarg says "Leave it, it's just a dog."
The cop pokes the second bag and Paddy Scots man starts meowing and the Sarg says "Ah it's only a cat." He pokes the third bag and Paddy Irish man Shouts out "Potatos!"
It's alot funnier if it's said by an Irish person...[/QUOTE]

Heard, but its a blonde joke.

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]Heard it before!
He pokes the third bag and Paddy Irish man Shouts out "Potatos!"
It's alot funnier if it's said by an Irish person...[/QUOTE]
Nice but i find it better if its about blonds cuz i know some irish poeople and they aint the dumb. Now heres a better joke.
"What did the lezbain vampire say to the other lezbian vampire?

"See ya next month!"

Here's a joke my friend told me:
What's sicker then running over a baby?
Skidding

I found it disturbing but someone here might find it funny

I was out with my friends. My brother called and said he needed me to come home asap. He got the 4 wheeler stuck in the creek/mud in the woods and to get it out, he used the tractor, which ALSO got stuck. That thing is like ton or two. So me and him eventually got the 4 wheeler out and that took forever (like an hour and a half)...the tractor is still down there.

And I had to give the dog a bath cuz she went in the muddy creek. And then I had to wash the shower. And then I had to take a shower myself. And there are still mud stains all over my arms and legs.

Sad! :(

HA, I get to read it again.

Hillybilly

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]I was out with my friends. My brother called and said he needed me to come home asap. He got the 4 wheeler stuck in the creek/mud in the woods and to get it out, he used the tractor, which ALSO got stuck. That thing is like ton or two. So me and him eventually got the 4 wheeler out and that took forever (like an hour and a half)...the tractor is still down there.

And I had to give the dog a bath cuz she went in the muddy creek. And then I had to wash the shower. And then I had to take a shower myself. And there are still mud stains all over my arms and legs.

Sad! :([/QUOTE]
If thats the worst thing that happend to you today, consider yourself lucky.

[QUOTE=HellIsForHeros]HA, I get to read it again.

Hillybilly[/QUOTE]
Haha I know.

My dad hunts deer. :thumb:

Afternoon all.

NP: [b]Queens of the Stone Age[/b] - "Never Say Never"

[QUOTE=blackflagbassist]If thats the worst thing that happend to you today, consider yourself lucky.[/QUOTE]
No.

How do you get a baby out of a tree?
Give a mexican a stick and tell him its a pinata.

Those jokes are lame.

:upset:

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Those jokes are lame.[/QUOTE]
amen sista

Hey Hey Hey, finals thursday and friday, and then one more on monday. Then next week I end my final day by going to see Social D that night.

Ya well i get off school friday, and im seeing the adicts july 2nd.

[QUOTE=blackflagbassist]Ya well i get off school friday, and im seeing the adicts july 2nd.[/QUOTE]
I love them live.

Lucky you...I would really like to see Social D......

Going to see Nofx + Good Riddance on June 26th....there are also rumors that Against Me! will be part of the show....

But do you get to go in after Labor Day? Most likely not. I get to see Digable Planets later this month.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]I love them live.[/QUOTE]
I haven't seen them before, my friend said their really good live, hopefully i wont be dissapointed.


[QUOTE=]I bet you dont get back after labor day.[/QUOTE]

3 days before labor i think.

You definitely won't be disappointed. It's really fun. First off, the songs are all sing-alongy. And also there's confetti and playing cards and sh[I]i[/I]t in the air. It's really quite a gas!

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16] And also there's confetti and playing cards and sh[I]i[/I]t in the air. It's really quite a gas![/QUOTE]
sweet, now im really looking forward to this.

so ****ing retard on soulseek tried to download my entire shared folder. froze my computer for a while.

[QUOTE=blackflagbassist]so ****ing retard on soulseek tried to download my entire shared folder. froze my computer for a while.[/QUOTE]

I hate when someone try to download me 150 songs....or more :angry:

I really hate that you can't see who posted last on here anymore.