I hate that f[u][i][/u][/i]ucking Jamba pop-up.

But blood doesn't come out of my *** so it doesn't count as PMS! YAY! just kidding

[QUOTE=AGAINSTME!'sbass]But blood doesn't come out of my *** so it doesn't count as PMS! YAY![/QUOTE]
You're a Fu[B]c[/B]king idiot

As[I]s[/I] honestly? Go back to grade 4 sex ed.

i was joking

they don't have sex ed for 4th graders by the way

[QUOTE=AGAINSTME!'sbass]they don't have sex ed for 4th graders by the way[/QUOTE]
They do at catholic schools ;)

[QUOTE=.Jessica.]They do at catholic schools ;)[/QUOTE]
At my school they don't allow anyone other than Catholics in. Now that's tolerance.

[QUOTE=.Jessica.]They do at catholic schools ;)[/QUOTE]

They start sex ED in grade two, I started sex ED in grade 4 or 5, d'amn education.

ah sex ed, the funniest class in the entire curiculum.

All I remember from Grade 8 sex ed was,Thomas: "ARIE DID IT WITH A JEWISH KID!"
Arie: " HE WASNT JEWISH".
Ohh man fun times.

[QUOTE=.Jessica.]They do at catholic schools ;)[/QUOTE]
No, my catholic school started at like 6th.

way back in grade six, my teacher was like to the girls "you're body will know when it's time to start your cicle"

then I said "It's go time!" and all my lil' friends laughed.... those were the days

So yesterday there was a car chase on tv. I saw it it was close to my house, So i went outside and I saw police helicopters and heard sirens. it was pretty cool.

I remember in gr.6, they showed us a video on the human body, God, that was too funny for my very inmature self.

how old are people in each grade for example, how old are you in grade 6?

[QUOTE=Drop The Baby]how old are people in each grade for example, how old are you in grade 6?[/QUOTE]

in grade six, you'd be 11

Oh man, in grade 5 the teacher brought in a huge felt map of a naked body and made us attach felt weeners to it. They ranged from tiny to huge. Then she dropped them and all the p'enises flew all over the room. That was the best.

11 or 12 I think.

I miss thoes days.

We got a little booklet on our bodies at the end of sixth grade, and a bunch of boys were trading with the girls to get the books on the female body. Then we had actual sex ed in health class in eighth grade.

[QUOTE=Anarcho Poser]We got a little booklet on our bodies at the end of sixth grade, and a bunch of boys were trading with the girls to get the books on the female body. Then we had actual sex ed in health class in eighth grade.[/QUOTE]

ah yes, the ol' 2D, no detail naked girl.

In 5th grade there was a video we had to watch and a kid said, "all the other boys have bigger penises than me!"

At least it was funny back then.

That would still be funny if I saw it in school. I hope the video goes on to ridicule him.

Haha, too bad health is about suicide and pregnancy now. Last year they did show us a movie where some 14 year old girl got pregnant though. If I remember correctly she was pretty hot.

[QUOTE=guns_of_brixton]Haha, too bad health is about suicide and pregnancy now. Last year they did show us a movie where some 14 year old girl got pregnant though. If I remember correctly she was pretty hot.[/QUOTE]
No ones ever hot in health movies, they were all made in like 1950.

The best video i got to watch in school was a science saftey one. This chick stabs herself hadcore with a broken glass tube, and the acting is horrible, and they they set a mannaquin on fire but dub a voice in pretending that its a real person.

[QUOTE=.Jessica.]No ones ever hot in health movies, they were all made in like 1950.[/QUOTE]
Our ones are all done in the 70's and 80's.

still, its the 70's and 80's...

mine have always been the early 90s with those bright, bright, bright clothes and funny hair doos

We had a health video about bulemia with that woman from Alley McBeal, I found it hilarious.

This is the best safety video EVER! [url]http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1000[/url]

disregard the german

Some kid in one of my health classes asked if it was possible to pop a girls cherry with your toungue...

Only if your Gene Simmons...

[QUOTE=Das Übermensch]Only if your Gene Simmons...[/QUOTE]

I am :naughty:

[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]So yesterday there was a car chase on tv. I saw it it was close to my house, So i went outside and I saw police helicopters and heard sirens. it was pretty cool.[/QUOTE]

So Cal sounds like a wonderful place to live.




I follow sirens all the time, we have a police scanner and we always go check out things close to us.

[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]So yesterday there was a car chase on tv. I saw it it was close to my house, So i went outside and I saw police helicopters and heard sirens. it was pretty cool.[/QUOTE]

The same thing happened to me when I was on vacation in California. I saw a white car being chased by 5 or 6 squad cars from the balcony of my hotel room, then 10 minutes later I saw the chase on TV.

[QUOTE=SkaBandit]The same thing happened to me when I was on vacation in California. I saw a white car being chased by 5 or 6 squad cars from the balcony of my hotel room, then 10 minutes later I saw the chase on TV.[/QUOTE]

i was laying in my bed trying to sleep and a helicopter light shined in my bedroom.

Apparently there was a high speed chase that went infornt of my house on Thursday.

[url]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/ipecac.html[/url] <--- this is soo funny. It reminds of family guy

not really funny, more disgusting.

So, today I went to fall fest ( which is lame) So I could see my friends band play.. They suck as they are emopunkscremo, BUT they did do a ska song, And like 3 of us skanked and the rest just gave us the look " youre and idiot" yea. Fests are lame, but alot of people came out so it was fun.