my ex was good at bj but sucked at hj so w/e

Good handjobs are god tier.

Standard handjobs are JESUS FUCK WOMAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? tier.

idk pretty sure you can give yourself a better hj than any woman

jerked off sandwich bag thought about huffin it

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18192835]idk pretty sure you can give yourself a better hj than any woman[/QUOTE]

this is false

hands free

welllmostly hed sucking ymu yum yum

[QUOTE=adb;18192804]bro hjs
[/QUOTE]

sounds gay

[QUOTE=adb;18192838]this is false

hands free[/QUOTE]

she's asian

probably used to be a dude js

nope, her first couple were bad but then she got increasingly better doing it until hitting that god tier

the key is to have some sort of lube handy

[QUOTE=adb;18192853]the key is to have some sort of lube handy[/QUOTE]

puns

[QUOTE=adb;18192853]the key is to have some sort of lube handy[/QUOTE]

lube should be her mouth

bj>hj

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18192876]lube should be her mouth

bj>hj[/QUOTE]

basically

id rather wank myself off tbh

new alpinist is out. fuck ya

oh yeaaa

its p good

[QUOTE=adb;18192820]lol u guys have not experienced the delicate hands of an azn massaging the phallus[/QUOTE]

except i have and you're dumb for thinking hjs are better than bjs and actual sex

omg more fascinating discussion

watching king of the hill again out of hate

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18193004]except i have and you're dumb for thinking hjs are better than bjs and actual sex[/QUOTE]

whats "actual sex" ?

p in da v

lol obv

but there is a clear diff between condom and no condom

good hj > condom sex

sitting doing nothing > doing most of the work

lol condom sex>hj

Still this conversation?

girls
drugs
food
media
work
school
religion

what else is there to talk about

HOLY SHIT, I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT THERE ARE ONLY 7 TOPICS OF CONVERSATION

ffffffuuuuuuuuuck

im asking if there are any im missing

weather

video games, sports, music, hiking/other outdoor activities that aren't sports, literature, art, drugs, animals, etc.


questions end in these guys [b]?[/b] (question marks).

so yes I forgot sports and art

games and music are forms of media dumbass

media is such a broad term, and art is technically media

[i]shit for brains[/i]

stop being rude mappy

[QUOTE]media is such a broad term, and art is technically media[/QUOTE]
thanks for the info

I'm simplifying/categorizing topics, media and art are redundant terms

girls
drugs
food
media
work
school
religion
sports

jus got so muhc nostalgia a min ago~

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18193050]stop being rude mappy[/QUOTE]

please read the post above mine, thx

but yeah, i was just kidding around with the whole

[i]shit for brains[/i]

lol [I]shit for brains[/I]

[QUOTE=Captain Dong;18193052]jus got so muhc nostalgia a min ago~[/QUOTE]

i taste good dont i

oh snap u pulled that joke out at the precise time

whats up girls

those of you who like to play videogames should try the 21day trial of EVE Online


/starts new topic

new envy is soooo good

hw time though I guess ugh