lies it is

Then so be it.

it is done, my child.

Thank you so much for your guidance, reverend Brian.

You are welcome, and remember to **** bitches nightly, and go to church at the church of St. Jack Daniels. Its the only way to be saved.

I will always and forever heed these creeds.

Grooming is so much work, it's really an under appreciated art. Nine times out of 10, my attempts at grooming and cleaning up my beard result in me no longer having one. The moustache is almost ready to be unleashed upon the world though.

[QUOTE]If I get it it'd be so kill.[/QUOTE]

no one ever describe something cool as "kill." that may be more homseuxal than saying "shot that."

that burn was so cash

Or more homosexual than Austin not capitalizing.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;16157472]that burn was so cash[/QUOTE]

hahahah. that made me lol

[QUOTE=Kage;16157473]Or more homosexual than Austin not capitalizing.[/QUOTE]

That, however, is less homosexual than Kage using sentence fragments. :lol:

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16157462]Grooming is so much work, it's really an under appreciated art. Nine times out of 10, my attempts at grooming and cleaning up my beard result in me no longer having one. The moustache is almost ready to be unleashed upon the world though.[/QUOTE]

I really suck at it. Which is strange, considering how long I've had some kind of beard. This time it went pretty well, I'd say. I tried having just a moustache one time, but I looked incredibly dumb, so I'll stick to my beard for the time being.

I've never understood just having a 'stache when you're under 40.

i enjoy my thin paedo-stache

[QUOTE=Kage;16157496]I've never understood just having a 'stache when you're under 40.[/QUOTE]

My dad has had a moustache since he was around twenty. I have only seen him without a moustache once, and he looked like a freak.

I just sometimes like to play around with my facial hair. Moustaches actually suit me though, last time I grew one a bunch of European broads started hitting on me.

yeah european broads. nokturnal motrum rule.

Actually Tyler you're one of the few youths I've seen for whom I can see a stache working.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16157466]no one ever describe something cool as "kill." that may be more homseuxal than saying "shot that."[/QUOTE]

You have an avatar of a metal band, yes?

sick burn

ahh **** guys i like metal i must be gay good burn

emh wouldn't even have a metal avatar [I]ironically[/I]

that looks like 'good bum'

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16157525]I just sometimes like to play around with my facial hair. Moustaches actually suit me though, last time I grew one a bunch of European broads started hitting on me.[/QUOTE]

Now why does that never happen to me?

eight miles high?

more like

eight miles homo

[QUOTE=superpeer;16157557]that looks like 'good bum'[/QUOTE]

A crackhead told me that when I was walking around downtown last week.

I didn't know what to do so I said thanks and crossed the street.

that was such a kill post

Oh I'm glad you liked it.

Man, I wish Hans Zimmer had done the score for Pirates 3 for a different movie...

I mean, Pirates 3 was much better than the atrocity that the second one was (doesn't top 1), but his score is one of the best I've heard.