I NEED A CIGARETTE!

Jesus, why won't they go to b ed.

Just horrible situations


Like, "one dude had to cut open his arm and remove the refridgerator handle to open the fridge containing his heart pump"

dunno, just try some

His heart pump?

Dude, I'm not a movie writer, back off!

:upset:

:(

:p

Obviously not.....
lawl.

How about this? I posted this in the Lod a whiel back you might have seen it.

You wake up to find a foot and a half of barbwire strung up your as[size=2]s[/size]hole and the other end is secured to the ground leaving you only enough room to crouch. The house your in is on fire.

Yeah, I saw that.

I agree with what Josh said.

I don't remember what he said...

I come up with some pretty insane stuff when Im messed up. Sort of like my comment saying Lamb of God used custom strings made my DR using the matted bloody hair of a thouasnd defined virgins on the alter of the sacraficial equinox.

...I do that.

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;13523587]I don't remember what he said...

I come up with some pretty insane stuff when Im messed up. Sort of like my comment saying Lamb of God used custom strings made my DR using the matted bloody hair of a thouasnd defined virgins on the alter of the sacraficial equinox.[/QUOTE]

he said something about dying because of the smoke or something

Smoke rises, your asshole is chained to the ground.

[QUOTE=funkymike;13523562]Just horrible situations


Like, "one dude had to cut open his arm and remove the refridgerator handle to open the fridge containing his heart pump"

dunno, just try some[/QUOTE]

one guy was at the bottom of this vat, chained by his neck to the bottom of it, and every few seconds another dead pig is put through this grinder, slowly filling the vat with ground up pig until it drowns him

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;13523599]Smoke rises, your spatula is chained to the ground.[/QUOTE]

Oshi
[QUOTE=Left Shoe;13523601]one guy was at the bottom of this vat, chained by his neck to the bottom of it, and every few seconds another dead pig is put through this grinder, slowly filling the vat with ground up pig until it drowns him[/QUOTE]

Oshi

No heres a crazy scenario.

A guy is chained to a bathroom sink and to get out and save his family he has to saw off his own leg and crawl out.

It'd be a good movie huh?

I thought I had a pretty good Saw trap awhile back.

LoG so don't deserve strings like that. :P

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;13523609]No heres a crazy scenario.

A guy is chained to a bathroom sink and to get out and save his family he has to saw off his own leg and crawl out.

It'd be a good movie huh?[/QUOTE]

Why aren't you writing screenplays again?

Because I told Tom Cruise I loved him and now Im not allowed in hollywood parties.

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;13523629]Because I told Tom Cruise I loved him and now Im not allowed in hollywood parties.[/QUOTE]

Christ! That man is like Ebola!

I'm not gay! I'm in love with Caitie Holmes! I'm not gay!

Doesn't mean you're getting on Oprah any sooner.

:upset:

Anyone notice Oprah got skinny and then fat again in the last week and a half?

That makes like...what...the 194th time?

You watch oprah?

:amaze:
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send me one jody

She's a big black yo-yo

New Converge album.

Woooooo!

I don't watch TV, but I work in a grocery store that sells magazines.

So, taking a cross country trip on a ninja 250. Yay/Nay?

Only if you're coming to Oregon to kick it wif ya boii.

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;13523665]I don't watch TV, but I work in a grocery store that sells magazines.[/QUOTE]

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you


send me

one

now

Yay. Im going on a road trip to Calif next summer.
Go to Brazil, Brad, that wouldbe an epic road trip.

Whatcha want?