[QUOTE=Loser;13592740]Implying things or not, driving 30 on the freeway is dangerous.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha I've never seen anyone go 30 on the freeway when it wasn't clogged.

Most people here go atleast 75-80, the slowest go 55-60... Posted speed limit is 65.

California driving FTW.

i can drive the end of ext month
my dad wants me to, my mum dont...

If he wasn't implying that it should go 140, then why didn't he say that it could have easily went the extra 50? But how did he know there wasn't a reason that they were going 30?
I have never been behind anybody going 30 on a freeway, and I drive them frequently. The minimum speed limit for NYS on a freeway is 40, I think. I've never even seen someone going that slow.

[quote=Cocaberry;13592772]
California driving FTW.[/quote]


Haha maybe north ca. So Cal driving is horrendous and aweful.

Well, it's possible he was saying it could easily go 140 to emphasize the fact that the car was well capable of going the speed limit.

The internet makes for some confusing discussion; you can't have the body language and subtle voice inflections of conversation, and people don't take the time to word everything exactly how they want it to mean, ensuring there aren't ambiguities that could be taken differently than the writer intended.


I can't believe I just wrote such crap, I'm just in a typing mood or something.

Speaking of driving places - Driving in Detroit and the suburbs of Detroit can be a real hardcore blood-pressure-raising experience. They have streets that are like 6 lanes each way, and if you're not in the right lane, your chances of getting in the right one are few.

I no longer care.



People in Orleans County are really stupid. It's their fault Reyonolds was elected over Davis. Sure, Reynolds WAS a powerful Congressman when Congress was Republican. Now it's not, and guess who became useless?
Reynolds.
And everyone knew that was going to happen.

[quote=Janeway;13592688]Implying that it should go faster than that, simply because the car was buit for it.




But I urge you to continue driving like the inebriated moron that you are. That would be one less scumbag leeching off the rest of society.[/quote]

Right because i clearly said it should go as fast as it can.

I'll continue to walk like the inebriated moron i am, since i dont actually drive.

I also dont leech off society thanks.

Therefore, im not the inebriated moron here am i, that'd be you. Given that you managed to spout more crap than most farm equipment can manage.

I saw one of those the other day, an industrial crap spouter.

Maybe you just saw pespi rolling around in a field of her own filth.

Nah, the thing I saw was big and yellow with a guy driving it.

Janeway, with all due respect (I hate that term), haven't you said you don't have a job (I was going to say that you've never had a job, but I don't know if that's true or not, just a guess), have no intention of getting one, and have every intention of leeching off your parents?

That's not a whole lot better than someone leeching off society, is it?

Woo, Tool show in less than 24 hours!

Yes, I'm the inebriated moron.


I actually plan on a productive future. I grew out of the "F[B]U[/B]CK SOCIETY I'M HARDCORE PUNK" phase in the 8th grade. I don't b[B]i[/B]tch and complain about my town being so drug infested, and then go participate in weekends of promiscious sex ingesting as many obscure intoxicants as I possibly can so that I wake up having no idea where I am or what I did.

And I don't walk around with hair that a 13 year old Slipknot fan would think is cool.





I do have every intention of leeching off my parents while I'm in school. But I don't plan on pissing my life away and making a career out of welfare. There's a difference.

I wanted to go tool but theve only got seating tickets left so im not sure if il go now:upset:








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Little man thinks you are all wankers!

phil got pwnd by a lezzer :P

[quote=Janeway;13593264]Yes, I'm the inebriated moron.


I actually plan on a productive future. I grew out of the "F[B]U[/B]CK SOCIETY I'M HARDCORE PUNK" phase in the 8th grade. I don't b[B]i[/B]tch and complain about my town being so drug infested, and then go participate in weekends of promiscious sex ingesting as many obscure intoxicants as I possibly can so that I wake up having no idea where I am or what I did.

And I don't walk around with hair that a 13 year old Slipknot fan would think is cool.





I do have every intention of leeching off my parents while I'm in school. But I don't plan on pissing my life away and making a career out of welfare. There's a difference.[/quote]

Right. Lets break this down.

1) Your idea of a productive future is personal opinion.

2) You clearly know nothing about me if you think i think like that.

3) I have never complained about my town being drug infested, simply stated facts about it.

4) I do not engage in "promiscuous" sex. I only sleep with girls im in a relationship with.

5) I dont take every drug under the sun. I smoke pot and occasionally a bit of speed.

6) I can rememeber everything ive done thanks.

7) What i do to my hair is nothing to do with you.

8) I highly doubt a tub of lard like you walks anywhere

9) Im not on welfare. How can i make a career out of something i dont use?
10) Get your facts straight before you try to be clever

11) If anyones life is worthless in the end, its yours. Humans ultimately only exist to continue the species. As a "lesbian" your life is void.

HAhaha

[QUOTE]11) If anyones life is worthless in the end, its yours. Humans ultimately only exist to continue the species. As a "lesbian" your life is void.[/QUOTE]Alot of lesbian couples have kids.

Uhhhhh Bob Dylan is soo good. Lesbien couples ftw.

Yes, my life is void because I'm a lesbian. Only last time I checked, I am entirely possible of reproduction, it's just a matter of changing partners. I am also entirely sure that my offspring would be of a much higher quality of yours.

I mean, they wouldn't be stupid f[B]u[/B]ck ups like you, and all of your descendents are likely to be. I won't train them to be filthy little pee-ons like you would.

Don't you already have a kid, too? I'm sure he/she will be the posterchild for the mandatory sterilization of dimwit cretins like yourself.


You know, Josiah has called me a tub of lard a lot. I think now that Coca has become a little less of a Josiah emulating fanboy, you're going to take his place. Well--no. You'd have to have a glimmer of intelligence to do that.

Just remember that while I'm sitting here fat as can be, stuffing my face, that I'm not going to give one drop of it to those precious Africans you've seemed to have forgotten all about. And remember that you're kids would long for what I have, because you're going to be such a pathetic f[B]u[/B]cking father.


Because you will have several children because you apparently believe that all there is to life is reproduction. Any sort of contraceptive would be the ultimate sin in your eyes.

Or, is that not what you meant? You just wanted to make me feel bad about being a dyke when I'm really not affected by it?

And what happened to you being a bisexual?

TONIGHT: EXCLUSIVE : MXD&P's two biggest douchebags go head to head!!

In the red corner from the states we have the lesbian pespi , the fat tub of lard we all love to hate.....!

In the blue corner we have Phil , the pommy git hardcore scenester, lover of cats and ugly women!

...


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I got 20 on the red taco eater

[QUOTE=raz0r;13593224]Woo, Tool show in less than 24 hours![/QUOTE]

Havent you already seen them this year!? Gah, They don't like coming to florida :(

[QUOTE=Josiah;13593549]...


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I got 20 on the red taco eater[/QUOTE]

That smilie is so ****ing awsome.

[QUOTE=White Riot!;13593546]TONIGHT: EXCLUSIVE : MXD&P's two biggest douchebags go head to head!!

In the red corner from the states we have the lesbian pespi , the fat tub of lard we all love to hate.....!

In the blue corner we have Phil , the pommy git , lover of cats and ugly women![/QUOTE]

somebody give this rep...

i cant, given too much...

[QUOTE=White Riot!;13593546]TONIGHT: EXCLUSIVE : MXD&P's two biggest douchebags go head to head!!

In the red corner from the states we have the lesbian pespi , the fat tub of lard we all love to hate.....!

In the blue corner we have Phil , the pommy git , lover of cats and ugly women![/QUOTE]

A tenner on the cat lover.

You're kidding, right?

Phil, the scenster extraordinaire? Mr. English Retard himself?

*stands in phils corner*

*hands phil a towel*

I :lol: at e-fights.


I changed my avatar and such. I'll probably change it again right away. I'm not really liking this one at a 70x70 size.

[quote=Janeway;13593450]Yes, my life is void because I'm a lesbian. Only last time I checked, I am entirely possible of reproduction, it's just a matter of changing partners. I am also entirely sure that my offspring would be of a much higher quality of yours.[/quote]

If that helps you sleep at night then keep telling yourself it.

[quote] I mean, they wouldn't be stupid f[B]u[/B]ck ups like you, and all of your descendents are likely to be. I won't train them to be filthy little pee-ons like you would. [/quote]Ok so having an above average IQ makes me a stupid f[I]u[/I]ck up? Well done genius, you're a credit to your country.

[quote] Don't you already have a kid, too? I'm sure he/she will be the posterchild for the mandatory sterilization of dimwit cretins like yourself.[/quote]No i do not. Again, get your facts right.


[quote] You know, Josiah has called me a tub of lard a lot. I think now that Coca has become a little less of a Josiah emulating fanboy, you're going to take his place. Well--no. You'd have to have a glimmer of intelligence to do that.[/quote]I am not josiah, nor am i trying to be. Just because neither of us like you, does not make me his fan boy. Its entirely possible more than one person dislikes you y'know.

[quote] Just remember that while I'm sitting here fat as can be, stuffing my face, that I'm not going to give one drop of it to those precious Africans you've seemed to have forgotten all about. And remember that you're kids would long for what I have, because you're going to be such a pathetic f[B]u[/B]cking father.[/quote]What? They'd love to have greasy skin, coronary heart disease and the inability to see their own feet? HAHA You're even more retarded than i thought.

[quote] Because you will have several children because you apparently believe that all there is to life is reproduction. Any sort of contraceptive would be the ultimate sin in your eyes.[/quote]Right. I know fine well when im ready to have a child. Oh noes, a glimmer of intelligence. Have fun pretending you know me.

[quote] Or, is that not what you meant? You just wanted to make me feel bad about being a dyke when I'm really not affected by it?[/quote]No i was simply pointing out the worthlessness of your "productive" life.

[quote]And what happened to you being a bisexual?[/quote]
Whats that got anything to do with anything? :) Oh noes, i can still be a parent and like the same gender.



Im done here.

1... 2.... 3... 4... 5.... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10!

dingdingding

Talk about getting on here a little late. I missed all the fun.

u so dumb and ghay that your sisters uncle in law was screwin a cow and u say "Hai get off my boyfriend!"

:teenage-angst:

/Turns on slipnot

:evil:

ah FL3P they will go on for hours.....

That's twice you've mentioned an above average IQ. Yeah. Guess what?

It's a test. It doesn't matter. If you truly were intelligent, you wouldn't act like you do. You wouldn't take speed, drink yourself into a stuper, and attempt to set yourself apart from the rest of society by dressing like a moron.
You would make valuable intellectual contributions. But you don't, so you obviously aren't as intelligent as you value yourself to be.


And Phil. You're a fat sh[B]i[/B]t too. Take a look at a few pictures of yourself. Or are you distracted by that a[B]s[/B]s matter growing from your scalp?
But that was a nice diversion from the topic of Africans. I thought you were going to be a big man and go help them out? It's been a few months. It surely can't take that long to get a plane ticket.
Or were you just lying through your mangled teeth trying to make yourself out to be more of a humanitarian than you actually are?


And yes, your supposed bisexuality has everything to do with it. I believe you said my life was void because I'm a homosexual. Well, that would mean you're outspoken against any homosexual sex at all, but you admit to liking other men.
That means you're argument was asinine in the first place.

Also, how can you condemn me for not being able to naturally reproduce with my sexual partner, when you don't have any kids and you're certainly not a virgin? You're doing the same thing that makes my existence worthless.
Did you not quite get that if humans exist solely for reproduction, that you'd have to be f[B]u[/B]cking a girl to get her pregnant first?

Really, Phil.
You're a dolt. An absolute dolt.

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what you think?

[QUOTE=Janeway;13593643]You're kidding, right?

Phil, the scenster extraordinaire? Mr. English Retard himself?[/QUOTE]

I'm english too so no joke

[QUOTE=Futuro;13593755]u so dumb and ghay that your sisters uncle in law was screwin a cow and u say "Hai get off my boyfriend!"

:teenage-angst:[/QUOTE]
Yeah well one time you secksed your mum and didn't know whether to call the baby your son or your brother.

Oh snap.

[QUOTE=Win A Rabbit;13593775]Yeah well one time you secksed your mum and didn't know whether to call the baby your son or your brother.

Oh snap.[/QUOTE]Oh shi', tats a good one..

one time when giving ur burth, ur dad was all like "so why is the baby coming out of my wifes bum!?" and the doctor said "cause u gay!"

:rolleys: "roleyes: :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=White Riot!;13593757]ah FL3P they will go on for hours.....[/QUOTE]

literally!