[QUOTE=blockhead;18481780]some stupid bitch telling me about how much of a "badass" she thought i was in high school.

she wants 2 fuck[/QUOTE]

stick i t in her pooper

nah it's lauren i've known this girl for a long time i'm pos it's not brent lol

I thought you already slept with her

nah she just always tells me she wants to sleep with me. i've hooked up with her before but never slept with her.

i would have to go alllll the way to sc

not really worth it

sleep with is a weird way to refer to sex

its more proper and acceptable

vs

did you bone her?

fuck her?

take her to chuckee cheese?

yeah but rather vague cuz you usually dont end up sleeping

plus ive slept with people without having sexual relations with them

best ways to refer to sex:
1) rail
2) pound
3) plow
4) bone
5) pork
6) sex
7) fuck

alex failing to get things

like a less annoying tim

true. its not politcally correct.

im jjust sayin its kind of vague guys

like i told some one i sleep with pillows once and they were like omg you have sex with pillows?

Might be taking the girl from my German class to a Haydn performance tomorrow, classy as fuck.

*pretentious

dont know what imma do this weekend im kinda scared to go out with black hair imma get gay bashed

[QUOTE=blockhead;18481824]*pretentious[/QUOTE]


I'm in a city that is renowned for its classical music, she's a musician, why wouldn't I?

post pics i dont believe

classical music pre 1900s isnt pretentious

[QUOTE=blockhead;18481831]post pics i dont believe[/QUOTE]


Of Vienna classical music? :confused:

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[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18481809]best ways to refer to sex:
1) rail
2) pound
3) bone
4) sex
5) fuck[/QUOTE]

6) pork

pork is good. thought i put plow on there too

going to have to revise the list

best ways to refer to sex have vioelnt connotations

ie smash, destroy, tear up , etc

I was always fond of pork ya.

[QUOTE=Angmar;18481829]I'm in a city that is renowned for its classical music, she's a musician, why wouldn't I?[/QUOTE]

i was kidding

last date i went on was to a bar that the girl really wanted to go to. i didn't really want to go because i ended up wasting $20 i could have spent on hydros but we got to have sex afterwards so i guess it was like halfway worth it.

i don't really take girls on dates much, before that the last date i went on was when i was 16

why would i spend money on some ungrateful bitch who may or may not have sex with me when i could just get high

last date i went on was when me and that Pink and Yellow chick hung out in the woods and listened to Modest Mouse in like 2009

idk I kinda like going out on dates w/ chicks it's a fun way to spend an evening and they usually appreciate the effort unless they're a dumb slut or something, it's always nice if they don't expect you to pay for everything as well.

went on a date like a few weeks ago

was high as fuck took the nerves right off hell yeah

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you fucking faggot[/quote]

:lol:

see the thing is that it works too, i dont care how stupid i look its the internet

notice im not an idiot in tinychat since that is basically face to face convo :P

i just get chicks drunk and get all on them cuz its less awkward

next thing you know theyre dating your best friend and its like hey i had that chick chewing on my fingers last night

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18481863] cuz its less awkward[/QUOTE]

pop

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this is a date

i only get involved with girls that make it blatantly obvious that they are obsessed with me. that way i have to put in 0 effort and never waste my time. i really just don't care about sex. it happens often enough that i'm content and it's not worth the effort of spending money/seeking it out.

[QUOTE=blockhead;18481868]i only get involved with girls that make it blatantly obvious that they are obsessed with me. that way i have to put in 0 effort and never waste my time.[/QUOTE]

yeah this is how i usually went about it

thats what ive been doing and so far it only gets me bitches every 6 months idk why

actually yes i do its because theyre on break and hornier/drunk more often

so i guess this girl at my work told people i was smoking oxycontin and now all my managers are asking me shit and everyone at works thinks im a junkie

the only thing that really pisses me off is that now none of the girls will hook up with me anymore.

deny deny deny

unless theyre into that

i think the people i work with dont like me much i have like 16 year old girls bossing me around and shit

oxycontin > girls

i wish i could smoke some oxycontin ive been stressed out lately

got a job interview fopr tomorrow woowt