yellaface is funny the noise it makes when he pees in her vagina sounds just like peeing in a toilet

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18481042]watchin piss vids wonder if these guys hold it all day[/QUOTE]


think they drink alot of water before, thats why its clear piss

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18481042]watchin piss vids wonder if these guys hold it all day[/QUOTE]

u shood no u pis on vid 2

its all cgi

yeah i assumed they drink tunz of watr but idk ive seen ones where they go like 30-60 seconds without even takin a break just str8 pissin

tryin 2 piss w/ a bonr is the worst

depends

should make a rvivr cover band called bonr

ive done the 30 second piss before when i was out at a marching band thing and for nine hours there's no bathroom but 60 secs hell naw

depends if you have a ceiling urinal or a wall urinal in your house

if you bend over forward on the toilet it's not that bad. or just step in the shower.

pissing for like a minute isnt that rare of an occurence

particularly drunk

well im sayin like it depends if ur just walking around naked outside or w/e or already in the bathtub

butt nekked outside piss

what if dog the bounty hunter is chasing you

pissing off a hill with a strong wind behind you is so empowering

hands at your hips, head thrown back. your boner a shining, spurting beacon of virility

always have to piss in front of this asian guy for drug tests

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18481065]what if dog the bounty hunter is chasing you[/QUOTE]

then u have to drink it for survival

peeing on trees isvery good feeling "take that rtees bitch"

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18480902]he's not even fat dude, you're like blind, or extremely insecure and possessed of some uncontrollable urge to call anybody who isn't malnourished fat.

probably both

edit: or are you TROLLING HARD?[/QUOTE]

brent thinks i'm fat too

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18481074]peeing on trees isvery good feeling "take that rtees bitch"[/QUOTE]

[I]hello new facebook status[/I]

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18481074]peeing on trees isvery good feeling "take that rtees bitch"[/QUOTE]

Those poor trees :(

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18481069]always have to piss in front of this asian guy for drug tests[/QUOTE]

he gets off on it at night when he's alone with candles and barry white you know it alex you knowww

shortz wishes she wuz a tree right now

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18481066]pissing off a hill with a strong wind behind you is so empowering

hands at your hips, head thrown back. your boner a shining, spurting beacon of virility[/QUOTE]

how are you pissing with a boner

u wish u wuz a coot gurl

like shortz n shi fondle ur nips be all hard on the inside n shi

[QUOTE=rasputin;18481085]how are you pissing with a boner[/QUOTE]

idk just kinda sprayin it

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tYtDxphi1c[/url]

i fucking hate the word boner hard on is so much more acceptable

oh ok

always found it a little funny that pissing whne you have a boner ejaculates the piss out instead of a steady stream

[QUOTE=illmitch;18481090][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tYtDxphi1c[/url][/QUOTE]

loooooooooooooooooooool

stealing that one

boner piss is like stuttering sprinkler on lawn

first u need to plant the seed dummy

haven't boner pissed in a long time

pissing can wait

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18481083]shortz wishes she wuz a tree right now[/QUOTE]

You can be my R Kelly baby <3333

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18481086]u wish u wuz a coot gurl

like shortz n shi fondle ur nips be all hard on the inside n shi[/QUOTE]

lolwut

u no u want him to be u.

fuckin pervert

who the shit u think u r? emily?

i hate when people get off slsk when you're in the midst of a d'l fuck life imma cry

urgh bitchfork

brk

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18481108]u no u want him to be u.

fuckin pervert

who the shit u think u r? emily?[/QUOTE]

uhhh I'm confused. You realize I'm a girl right?

[I]so confused...[/I]