What if you wake up, and all the women look like this:

[IMG]http://badgas.co.uk/moments/moment_028.jpg[/IMG]


They'd all be really horny and you know, you'd want to die.

I dunno, I might go on a bit of a rampage with a machete for a while before taking my own life.

I got banned on my birthday.

What kinda **** is that?

I'm gonna learn the blues.

Being groped to death by a population of ginger bushpigs doesn't sound like much fun.

My fantasty involves millions of fit and lithe young women and I'm not going to have you ruin that for me.

What's up guys?
I'm so very bored.

Chris: i was upset that straya lost

AG: you're a dirty dirty person

OT: aye son, i like the way you're thinking.

np: at the gates- blinded by fear


genious joke:
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected

a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,

"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by
the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections
that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity
getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely
correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly

Greetings Gentlemen!

Still, even though the Y chromosone is recessive....



....I bet that MX will STILL consist of an overwhelming majority of men.

:lol: brilliant joke, brilliant

Joke?Where?

is mx down again cause i can't ge on it :(

gone for good now i think.

ah why?
that was the best site for tabs, i can't find a good 1. could you like me to a good one, and not ultimate tabs!!

ultimate-guitar is pretty decent

whats the coolest thing you guys have done this summer

Went to Alton Towers :thumb:

whats that?

Its not been summer for all that long...

OT's answer = nothing


anyone else :lol:

Listening to Stan by Eminem. Its making me sad :(

:lol:


really? I gave that album away after it was given to me.

It's mainly the nostalgia from when i used to listen to Eminem when i was younger. It came on my playlist, i haven't listened to it for so long. Affecting me in mysterious ways :amaze:

i just thought it was out of the ordinary that the song would come on, and you suddenly filled with emotions.

Happens all the time for me though, surely you have certain songs that give you a nostalgic feeling.

Tumba Island by Chick Corea did that for me the other night. Bang Bang by Nancy Sinatra and Rumble by Link Wray have done it as well amongst others.

its either rush, yes, genesis, or 80s jethro tull for me. Its those songs that i was exposed to as a child, by my father, that i totally forget, but when they are replayed, i find myself remember everything (melody, lyrics, etc)

chick corea = scientologist = crazy fukking loon :lol:

Oooh, only 10 minutes left on the auction. It'll be awesome if I get these cathodes for £2 each.


Wahey, £2 each and £2.50 delivery.

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[QUOTE=Meatplow]Happens all the time for me though, surely you have certain songs that give you a nostalgic feeling.

Tumba Island by Chick Corea did that for me the other night. Bang Bang by Nancy Sinatra and Rumble by Link Wray have done it as well amongst others.[/QUOTE]
For some reason, I get a nostalgic feeling from listening to Uncle Kracker on the radio.

/is practising the middle solo from Glasgow Kiss (right after the clean part)

So get prepared for another video in a few days :cool:

oh, yeah I forgot to mention : It's gonna be especially for you Kurrpt :p

Anyone else have a song inparticular that while they love playing it, hate doing so for other reasons?

For me Moment In The Sun, by Clem Snide (Ed theme tube btw). Such an awesome song to play along with but I go trhough like 6 plecs on average in the ending and it always reminds me of my band, we end in a similar way.

[QUOTE=wouter]/is practising the middle solo from Glasgow Kiss (right after the clean part)

So get prepared for another video in a few days :cool:

oh, yeah I forgot to mention : It's gonna be especially for you Kurrpt :p[/QUOTE]


fukking A right bro!!

omg
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cool

i have the same first name as you, you know?