[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]One of my most favorite MX Jelle moments captured on MSPaint (old news, but still funny today):

[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/frozeninshadows/MX%20album%20covers/thenewpeer.jpg]Excerpt from an interview I had with Jelle, with a slightly-modified picture[/url]

/smokes bubble pipe :smoke:[/QUOTE]

He's like a skinny, Belgian Michael Moore. Who showers and shaves.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]123 on both accounts.[/QUOTE]

In all fairness, I never have any idea when the YSI Days are, so I'm out of the loop there.

[QUOTE=jpjrulestheworld]Ha, you're welcome. I hope you can work through your situation :)

GurS: Aww, come on, can't take a joke?[/QUOTE]


I kid, I kid. I'll put you on +1

[QUOTE=GurS]I kid, I kid. I'll put you on +1[/QUOTE]
Hoorah!

I read and commented on the review AH...

NP deftones - Dai the flu

[QUOTE=Illmatic]In all fairness, I never have any idea when the YSI Days are, so I'm out of the loop there.[/QUOTE]

They're completely random, don't worry. Usually someone will suggest it if the thread is moving slowly, and then that steamrolls on.

[QUOTE=clearvision]I read and commented on the review AH...[/QUOTE]

Yes, I read it, thank you for bothering to comment.

In all honestly, I try really hard to explain key parts of the song and I tend to not give my personal bias, especially for this particular album because I didn't want to get slapped with the "fanboy" tag... so that's why I wrote it the way I did.

I do appreciate you taking the time to read all that, though :)

/reps you even though he can't

[QUOTE=Illmatic]He's like a skinny, Belgian Michael Moore. Who showers and shaves.[/QUOTE]

heh, I look way different now, my hair is much longer, and I've given up shaving too. :)

[QUOTE=Superpeer]heh, I look way different now, my hair is much longer, and I've given up showering too. :)[/QUOTE]

:eek:

Oh noes !

lol, no probs...I just saw you giving songs 3.5/5 and i was like why? you seemed to love the song when you were explaining about the singing and basswork etc...

I spotted a typo in the lyrics quote in track 5 you wrote 'pf' instead of 'of' and in your conclusion you wrote 'Also, a couple other songs ' i think you're missing an 'of' between couple and other.

/Nazi

[QUOTE=clearvision]lol, no probs...I just saw you giving songs 3.5/5 and i was like why? you seemed to love the song when you were explaining about the singing and basswork etc...

I spotted a typo in the lyrics quote in track 5 you wrote 'pf' instead of 'of' and in your conclusion you wrote 'Also, a couple other songs ' i think you're missing an 'of' between couple and other.

/Nazi[/QUOTE]

Ah, no, it's very important that I look like I can communicate via the Internet.

/goes to fix

EDIT: fixed (I think)

I also will take your advice into consideration when I write my next review. Thank you for your input.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]:eek:

Oh noes ![/QUOTE]

Yeah, that too. :p

[QUOTE=Superpeer]heh, I look way different now, my hair is much longer, and I've given up shaving too. :)[/QUOTE]

Uh ohs.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Yeah, that too. :p[/QUOTE]

hahaha :lol:

I am worried about that auction tonight :-\

Re-quoted for those who don't know what I'm talking about:

[quote=Antihero3314]So tonight is the Date a DJ charity auction for the campus radio station at my uni. Twenty or so DJs are going to be auctioned off (for charity, obviously).

/me goes across stage to music

MC: "We'll start the bidding at one dollar! One dollar!"

/silence

/tumbleweed rolls by

MC: "One dollar, come on now!"

/X-Files theme music plays

MC: "Fifty cents! A quarter!"

/blank stares from audience

MC: "Jom, get the fuc[size=2]k off the stage."[/size][/quote]

:worried:

AH, would you like to read like ten sentences from said story? and are you a virgin?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Uh ohs.[/QUOTE]

:hippie:

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]AH, would you like to read like ten sentences from said story?[/quote]

Absolutely.

[quote=CemeteryGates9]and are you a virgin?[/QUOTE]

I think it's been well-documented on MX that the answer is yes to that question

:asexualgimmick++:

At least I reached my goal in life, not dying a virgin. Without resorting to gay sex, rape or prostitutes, but that was only small print.

To AH: I'm copying this from a typed file, so I'm not gonna bother to try and get around the swear filter.


I feel it neccessary to document this vile and horrible string of events. It pains me to think about, more so so retell this entire ordeal, so I want go into too many details. Let's burn through this. It was recess and I was sitting in that bench, right outside the building, the bench where Erin and her friends like to sit. The reason I was sitting there is because I knew Mary would pass by the bench on the way to recess helpers. She goes to recess helpers almost everyday, so I never get to see her during recess. But sometimes I like to sit there with a sad face and hope she'll notice, and try to comfort me or whatever. I don't know. The idea of just trying to be her friend, or to be her boyfriend, is just ****ing absurd. Number one, I'm the fattest, ugliest son of a bitch, and number two, she's friends with Erin. Mary is new this year, but Erin and I go back and she's probably told Mary all of the stupid things I have said and done over the years. Now Mary is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, and the thought of her makes me feel wonderful. She's a year older than me. Now let me explain Erin, and her bitchy little friends. First off there's Erin. Her and I are sort of friends, but she still thinks I'm gross. She's the only one I don't think is hot. I suppose she has a fairly nice body. So maybe I'd **** her. Yeah, I guess I would. But then again anyone who isn't absolutely hideous, isn't closely related to me, and is between like 11 years old and 40 is hot in my book. And then there's her friend Veronica. She is ****ing hot, capital H or something stupid like that. She's not perticularly skinny, she's not that fat but just a little. That doesn't bother me. You need cushion for the pushin'. She has big ****, nice ***, slutty looking face that you want to just rub your dick on. Ahh. She's a bitch. We don't talk much because she thinks, sorry, knows I'm a perverted *******. We've had normal conversations, but most of the time we just bitch at each other. Then there's Megan. Black hair, skinny, all that fun ****. She's pretty. She doesn't like me but she's still kind of nice, because once I told her she was pretty and she thanked me. That surprised the hell out of me because usually they just go, "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Then there's Elyssa. I'm not sure what the **** I find hot about her. She has no **** and her *** is flat like two ****in Aunt Jemima pancakes. For some reason I find her face hot, though there's a lot of pimples and ninety nine percent of guys would say shes ugly. I guess its just the thought of her putting her hands in my pubic hairs and sucking on my dick till I cum all over her face. Yeah, I guess its that. There's Michelle, who I find kinda hot, her face is alright and shes got some flab, so she has pretty good **** and ***. She's really good friends with Mary. Last but not least is Cherry. She has a pretty **** hot face, small **** but a nice *** and I'd definately **** that bitch.

kthx

Back again, guys.

NP: Method Man - Judgement Day

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Back again, guys.

NP: Method Man - Judgement Day[/QUOTE]
:wave: :wave: :wave:

So my friend met a girl from MySpace today, and got pwned just like I did :lol:

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]To AH: I'm copying this from a typed file, so I'm not gonna bother to try and get around the swear filter.


I feel it neccessary to document this vile and horrible string of events. It pains me to think about, more so so retell this entire ordeal, so I want go into too many details. Let's burn through this. It was recess and I was sitting in that bench, right outside the building, the bench where Erin and her friends like to sit. The reason I was sitting there is because I knew Mary would pass by the bench on the way to recess helpers. She goes to recess helpers almost everyday, so I never get to see her during recess. But sometimes I like to sit there with a sad face and hope she'll notice, and try to comfort me or whatever. I don't know. The idea of just trying to be her friend, or to be her boyfriend, is just ****ing absurd. Number one, I'm the fattest, ugliest son of a bitch, and number two, she's friends with Erin. Mary is new this year, but Erin and I go back and she's probably told Mary all of the stupid things I have said and done over the years. Now Mary is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, and the thought of her makes me feel wonderful. She's a year older than me. Now let me explain Erin, and her bitchy little friends. First off there's Erin. Her and I are sort of friends, but she still thinks I'm gross. She's the only one I don't think is hot. I suppose she has a fairly nice body. So maybe I'd **** her. Yeah, I guess I would. But then again anyone who isn't absolutely hideous, isn't closely related to me, and is between like 11 years old and 40 is hot in my book. And then there's her friend Veronica. She is ****ing hot, capital H or something stupid like that. She's not perticularly skinny, she's not that fat but just a little. That doesn't bother me. You need cushion for the pushin'. She has big ****, nice ***, slutty looking face that you want to just rub your dick on. Ahh. She's a bitch. We don't talk much because she thinks, sorry, knows I'm a perverted *******. We've had normal conversations, but most of the time we just bitch at each other. Then there's Megan. Black hair, skinny, all that fun ****. She's pretty. She doesn't like me but she's still kind of nice, because once I told her she was pretty and she thanked me. That surprised the hell out of me because usually they just go, "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Then there's Elyssa. I'm not sure what the **** I find hot about her. She has no **** and her *** is flat like two ****in Aunt Jemima pancakes. For some reason I find her face hot, though there's a lot of pimples and ninety nine percent of guys would say shes ugly. I guess its just the thought of her putting her hands in my pubic hairs and sucking on my dick till I cum all over her face. Yeah, I guess its that. There's Michelle, who I find kinda hot, her face is alright and shes got some flab, so she has pretty good **** and ***. She's really good friends with Mary. Last but not least is Cherry. She has a pretty **** hot face, small **** but a nice *** and I'd definately **** that bitch.

kthx[/QUOTE]

Gee, I wonder why she would be upset.

Your protagonist needs therapy.

[quote=CemeteryGates9]Would you like to read ten lines of said story?[/quote]

That was definitely NOT ten lines, dude :mathematics:

Then who's the girl that didn't want you to write that?


By the way: *Particularly

Which character was she? And that was kinda strange. Maybe you should see someone, counsellor? And please do not show that to any other people mentioned in the story.

Am I missing something? Is this just a story about you talking about different girls?

[QUOTE] Gee, I wonder why she was upset [/QUOTE]
:lol:

[QUOTE] Your protagonist needs therapy[/QUOTE]
One of my main goals was to have the reader convinced of that. And it will only get worse

Oh, so it's not autobiographic?

Im trying to get my parents to forget that they want to give me a counselor. ERIN is the girl that doesn't want me writing it. And thats just a little bit of background in the beginning to explain the characters.

So does anyone have any advice for the auction tonight for me? :-\

It's all for fun (I assume). Just go with that attitude.

Only some of it is autobiographic

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]So does anyone have any advice for the auction tonight for me? :-\[/QUOTE]

I don't know why you're against suits, I think it would give you a better chance, you'd look classy.

Your protagonist needs to get laid. P.S. you can't write psychosis well if you aren't familiar with it. He just seems to be a really horny teenager. His language is very frank but I don't think it's that bad? :confused:

[QUOTE=Superpeer]I don't know why you're against suits, I think it would give you a better chance, you'd look classy.[/QUOTE]

I don't have a suit with me at uni, and it's too late for me to go run out to goodwill or something because I have to revise that paper.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]It's all for fun (I assume). Just go with that attitude.[/QUOTE]

Fun for sure...just pack contraception justincase ;)

The language is supposed to be frank as hell. I dont know why but I felt it'd be better that way. And it goes way past normal teen that needs to get laid. Every girl mentioned gets killed. Especially Mary. She gets killed+++

[QUOTE=clearvision]Fun for sure...just pack contraception justincase ;)[/QUOTE]

:lol: I don't know about all that.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I don't have a suit with me at uni, and it's too late for me to go run out to goodwill or something because I have to revise that paper.[/QUOTE]

Heh, then just wear a flower in your hair or something. :p
Just don't stand on stage with your hands in your pockets in a food stained t shirt, staring at the ground.