I like going to packed out clubs, escape from the ugly girls quickly and easy.

Im definatly gonna go out into manchester on wednesday, buy a tee-shirt tomorrow, hair cut on wednesday morn and make a day of it.

I haven't pulled for fu[size=2]cking[/size] months.

Well ... I haven't been out for months, but that's beside the point

Tomorrow I might be getting a new piercing.

If not, I'll be in the pub from 8, get to the club as soon as it's open (I like the quiet before the storm) at 10, in there till 3. Get home about 4 with a cheesburger.

Going out is to much effort usual.

The only place i can go regulary is into town centre, my town is tiny, chavvy and crap, theres 1 club, (used to be 2, one club was rock club, one was chavvy, chavvy was shut down for a big knife fight or something, they invade our club) so thats crap.

The only place i like going is manchester, because they are proper clubs, like jam packed, but its so hard to get there and back without it costing a bomb.

Wow, you guys are a load of sad girlfriendless bastards, aincha?:(

Cheer up folks, It'll happen;)

I got 9in from work, and I'm eating curry and listening to the most emotional song ever written...cheers

NP-Dream Theater-The spirit carries on(live)

A typical night out for me costs between £30-£45, depending on how drunk I get/how much we get raped on Taxi's/how many drinks I buy for girls.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Wow, you guys are a load of sad girlfriendless bastards, aincha?:(

Cheer up folks, It'll happen;)

I got 9in from work, and I'm eating curry and listening to the most emotional song ever written...cheers

NP-Dream Theater-The spirit carries on(live)[/QUOTE]
Im just waiting till uni before i start looking for a G/f.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Wow, you guys are a load of [B]sad[/B] girlfriendless bastards, aincha?:(

....


NP-[B]Dream Theater[/B]-The spirit carries on(live)[/QUOTE]

You're one to talk. :rolleyes:

oooooooooburn\z

I'm not so much girlfriendless as friendless atm

[QUOTE=AG]You're one to talk. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
I'm a happy chappy



...bitch

Whatever, Girlfriend.


!!!




:)

OoOoOoOoOoOoOooooh.

I'd slap you, darling, but I'd break a nail, and I have just painted them.

Fag.

Cigar.

*puff*


Hah, see what I did there?

I thought we were just listing smokeables:(

F-O-D

[QUOTE=jesusfinger]Fat people having been disgusting me a lot more than [/QUOTE]

Well, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you

/slaps belly in your face

FOAD

Good morning everyone :wave:

Aidan: Just wait and see what happens with this girls boyfriend, having a good freind to talk to will always be remembered. If she's going through a bad patch you'll be the one she turns to...

Pat: I know exactly how you feel :(
Maybe no to the extent that you are going through but I get where you're coming from. I got paid yesterday and it's no where near how much I thouhgt I'd be getting. Plus I've got £5 travelling each day and one extra hour each way that I'm not working.
Even though I've got plently of extra hours that they're willing to give me, I just don't feel like it's worth the effort.

Mm yeah. I'm off to work (^^^ lol)
Have a good day :)

[QUOTE=AG]Hey guys, anyone mind if I L&R it up in here some? No? Good.

Tonight was fu[SIZE=2]ck[/SIZE]ing amazing. My best friend Stampy came over (who I have been getting alot closer to recently) and we just played computer games and talked about stuff and that. This is the girl who I almost kissed one night at Sumo but stopped it, she had been going through a rough patch with her bf but he's back from uni now and they're doing well.

Anyways, she was at my house tonight and we were layed together on my bed (eep) talking about stuff and it's such a twat. I wish she was single, I wish we could do that and I could not feel guilty about what I'm feeling and stuff.

Anyways.

I think tomorrow I should pull and forget about it.[/QUOTE]

Hey how about a poem? Maybe?






I hear grls love poems.

There was an old man from Nantucket,
Whose co-

okay, probably not a good idea, that one.

Lmao, to be frank, I think she'd quite enjoy a dirty limerick.


We spent most of the vening making dirty comments/inuendo's about Super Monkey Ball.

Girls who love filthy jokes are the best.

Super Monkey ball is too damn easy though:)

Ahahaha.

Come and play the Expert levels with me, or even worse try and unlock the Master ones.

You look like a fine, upstanding member...of society.

ITT: Wish looks about 14.


Learn to tie a double Windsor, they look a gazillion times better.

Nobody laughed at my innuendo:(

I found it quite amusing but didn't want to give you the satisfaction.

I said you looked like a "fine upstanding member"

...of society

[QUOTE=AG]I found it quite amusing but didn't want to give you the satisfaction.[/QUOTE]

:naughty: