make up a story about how you got the laptop back from some asshole who stole it and then she'll sleep with you

mommy where did my laptop go?

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a horrible n[SIZE="2"]i[/SIZE]gger stole it hunny, im sorry we cant afford to buy u a replacement

looks like my advisor screwed up and I still need one class to graduate

will take music apresh w/ my brother will be easy

sounds like a stupid class to me

implying it isn't the easiet

[QUOTE=P13;18480636]make up a story about how you got the laptop back from some asshole who stole it and then she'll sleep with you[/QUOTE]


yea just blame it on some selfish little brat

taking acting 1 and history of rock n roll next semester

gonna be easy as fuck

huh? @adb

fuck you tronn you're a faggot if you wouldn't steal a hot girls laptop if she had like four of them

I like how you said "hot girl" as if her being hot would make him want to steal stuff from her more

music appreciation is the easiest class

yeah but what does that have to do with it being stupid or not?

i dont steal because i have respect for people, you dont

tronn how do you get medical weed in the states?
like what do you have to do

[QUOTE=P13;18480654]yeah but what does that have to do with it being stupid or not?[/QUOTE]

so you're saying I should take a smart class

i think he's just saying the class sounds dumb to him

[QUOTE=P13;18480658]tronn how do you get medical weed in the states?
like what do you have to do[/QUOTE]


all the states laws are different from each other, only 18/50 states have a medical marijuana program. u dont have to do anything its literally easier to get than prozac (speaking of cali, dont know about other states)

[QUOTE=illmitch;18480662]i think he's just saying the class sounds dumb to him[/QUOTE]

wasn't it obvious? :confused:

sit around and pretnd 2 like music and go back 2 listnin 2 ur gay shit
its like the average luc day

[QUOTE=P13;18480664]wasn't it obvious? :confused:[/QUOTE]

see: adb logic

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18480666]sit around and pretnd 2 like music and go back 2 listnin 2 ur gay shit
its like the average luc day[/QUOTE]


lol

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18480666]sit around and pretnd 2 like music and go back 2 listnin 2 ur gay shit
its like the average luc day[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=Dick;18480655]i dont steal because i have respect for people, you dont[/QUOTE]

respect is a bullshit value

as long as you love everybody unconditionally tahts what matters

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18480666]sit around and pretnd 2 like music and go back 2 listnin 2 ur gay shit
its like the average luc day[/QUOTE]

wonder if there are any reflective surfaces in the classroom

i wouldnt let your nigge[SIZE="2"]r[/SIZE] ass in my house

[QUOTE=illmitch;18480672]wonder if there are any reflective surfaces in the classroom[/QUOTE]

he has his phone to sate him

[QUOTE=Dick;18480673]i wouldnt let your nigge[SIZE="2"]r[/SIZE] ass in my house[/QUOTE]

i dont wanna go up in your white anglo saxon ass house

no ones gonna let a thief in their house lol thatd be like trading a murderer a loaded gun for money

you're a piece of shit alex, you belong behind bars

fuck yeah MIT put all their electricity and magnetism lectures online

fuck my prof

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anglo saxin

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18480683][IMG]https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-nq_fXc0XoH0/TWxR7ChQFDI/AAAAAAAAAf4/owQEpym2ppw/s1600/clinton+on+arsenio.jpg[/IMG]

anglo saxin[/QUOTE]

check out my dubs

[QUOTE=Dick;18480680]no ones gonna let a thief in their house lol thatd be like trading a murderer a loaded gun for money

you're a piece of shit alex, you belong behind bars[/QUOTE]

im a self made man i worked for most i have, ive never stolen any more than 100 dollars worth of shit from any one and they were all douchebags any way

you're a stalker that gets high all day probably lives in a trailer

lol mitch

u work at a god damn snow cone stand who do u think u are

you're a little kid that belongs in prison because you're a theif, a liar, and your dad gave up on you because of it

self made respectable citixin you're prob a sex offender

smoking medical pot isnt immoral or illegal, i pay for it

you'd rob some cancer patient for their pot if u got the chance

i dont even smoke pot

im not a sex offender? you're more pathetic than i originally thought. you truly are a n[SIZE="2"]i[/SIZE]gger. enjoy getting no visits from your parents when you're sitting in jail. maybe they can get their life and romance back after you're out of the picture and behind bars where theifs like u belong

u dont smoke pot cuz you're on probation. you've been given second chances just to take them for granted

im in no threat of jailtime and my dad has a girl friend, i dont do drugs or marijuana i quit them a long time ago and im a self made man

you dont even know what you're talking about im on probation for accessory to someone else breaking into a car and stealing a pack of gum