MY car starts, maybe because it's the #1 most reliable car in Consumer Reports!

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]No no, I wasn't saying it was BECAUSE she's gay...but I was just saying that she was gay. Regardless of starting.[/QUOTE]

Oh, ok.

Try kicking it.

I want a brand new car.

Can't you get a decent one for like $200-300 a month? I can kick that. If I don't buy anything else besides gas.

I'm poor. :(

Get a Scion Xb. They're worth it.

clown car

Hahahah, sorry, I'll get a Hummer and get 10 miles to the gallon.

Get some subway tokens.

It's cheaper.

[QUOTE=The Tway]Get some subway tokens.

It's cheaper.[/QUOTE]There's tons of subways in the suburbs!

[QUOTE=shane italian]Hahahah, sorry, I'll get a Hummer and get 10 miles to the gallon.[/QUOTE]

Have I said it doesn't get good gas mileage or that it is decent in the engine area? No. I've just said its an ugly car and looks a clown would drive it.

Hummers are ugly too.

I'll get a Civic and get virtually no room compared to what I have now.

[QUOTE=shane italian]There's tons of subways in the suburbs![/QUOTE]

pfft, move to the city then.

Suburbs are beat.

Orange County = suburb of all suburbs!

West Philly = pretty normal as far as East-coast cities go.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Get a Scion Xb. They're worth it.[/QUOTE]
I'd love to.



Hey guess what, my car starts now. My dad is gay and told me I have to get my oil changed on Saturday. GAY! THATS MORE MONEYZ

Dam[B][I][/I][/B]n parents, always making you take care of your cars...

I just got it changed in January.


I don't see why he won't just let my little brother do it. He can.

Maybe the oil is meaning something else and he's teaching you a life lesson?

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]I just got it changed in January.


I don't see why he won't just let my little brother do it. He can.[/QUOTE]

I'm sure there's a very fatherly reason for it all.

Or maybe he just saw the way your brother looks at you and now he wants to keep you apart.

I found a picture of my great great grandmother!

[url]http://www.geocities.com/captcutlass/gallery/G6.html[/url]

[url]http://www.texasfolkloresociety.org/ab100.jpg[/url]

My actual grandpa.

[url]http://images.google.com/images?q=francis+abernethy&btnG=Search&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial_s[/url]

Lots of books he did.

[QUOTE=40 oz 2 freedom][url]http://www.texasfolkloresociety.org/ab100.jpg[/url]

My actual grandpa.
[/QUOTE]
Sexy

My grandpas were in the military. They're both mechanics.

My great grandfather was awesome at carving and making little wooden figurine scene things. They're nifty. And was a firefighter in Baltimore. But then again, who wasn't back then?

That grandpa was in the navy and traveled all around the world and has done more sh[SIZE=2]i[/SIZE]t in his lifetime than anyone I know, AND he has a band. My other one worked for NASA on the Viking missions.

I have no grandpa. :upset:

[QUOTE=chairman_of_the_board]I have no grandpa. :upset:[/QUOTE]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHA


Hey Pat and Shane, let's keep talking about how great ours are.

One of my grandpas was an a[SIZE=2]ss[/SIZE]hole, the other has 2 fake hips and metal plates in his femur and still ski's all the time after shattering his femur after skiing off a cliff in France a few years back, and he is 80.

My Texan grandpa has a thick Texan accent and will blow your face off without a word.

So this summer the grandpa with the picture, who is 80, is sneaking into Cuba to scuba dive.

The only reason my grandpa would sneak into Cuba is to murder Fidel.