[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]What timezone you in, noob?[/QUOTE]

GMT +1, representing, sir.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Alice in Wonderland. And that girl from Yu-Gi-Oh. They both remind me of my girlfriend.[/QUOTE]

Is she as young as Alice? :naughty:

GMT + 10. Represent.

And she is 4 months older than me. You pedophile. :)

US East Coast....representing.....It's 7:15am.

/yeah, I don't what my fancy GMT time is like all you cool guys

GMT + 0. Big up centre of the world. Oh yeh.

[QUOTE=cjborton]US East Coast....representing.....It's 7:15am.

/yeah, I don't what my fancy GMT time is like all you cool guys[/QUOTE]

Look at your MX profile list. j00 nublet.

Ahh, GMT -5, I r teh n00bx0r indeed.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]GMT + 10. Represent.

And she is 4 months older than me. You pedophile. :)[/QUOTE]

... Older? :amaze:

Mature fetish lol.

But seriously, she could drink before I could... Strange times abound.

So riva is teh granny lover?

[QUOTE=GurS]So riva is teh granny lover?[/QUOTE]

:lol: That made me laugh really good, I must be tired as hell.

You must be. Go to that shrink, or die.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]You must be. Go to that shrink, or die.[/QUOTE]
That was a bit harsh.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]You must be. Go to that shrink, or die.[/QUOTE]

Sure you want to throw down with a man who has enough personal firepower to arm a small Army?

I;d do it if I were you I don't like the that tone of menace in riva's voice. or text,as the case may be

/goes to hunt breakfast


be back in a few

[QUOTE=cjborton]Sure you want to throw down with a man who has enough personal firepower to arm a small Army?[/QUOTE]

Bring it. :evil:

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Bring it. :evil:[/QUOTE]

I already bought tickets.
Depart RDU International 0800
Arrive Mud hut in Outback 1500

-14 Passengers
-14 Pieces of hazardous semi-automatic cargo

[QUOTE=cjborton]I already bought tickets.
Depart RDU International 0800
Arrive Mud hut in Outback 1500

-14 Passengers
-14 Pieces of hazardous semi-automatic cargo[/QUOTE]

[url]http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=StreetFighter.jpg[/url]

I win.

Oh, enjoy the White Ninja reference, those of you who are enlightened.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva][url]http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=StreetFighter.jpg[/url]

I win.[/QUOTE]

Haha, what a horrid drawing. And no. You ever see Enemy at the Gates? That sniper rifle he has in the movie, I have two of them, and I can drive tacs at over half a mile with it. Don't kid yourself, even stretch punch doesn't go that far. Or maybe I'd ambush you when you're not expecting it. I could dress up as a kangaroo and hide outside your hut.

[QUOTE=cjborton]Haha, what a horrid drawing. And no. You ever see Enemy at the Gates? That sniper rifle he has in the movie, I have two of them, and I can drive tacs at over half a mile with it. Don't kid yourself, even stretch punch doesn't go that far. Or maybe I'd ambush you when you're not expecting it. I could dress up as a kangaroo and hide outside your hut.[/QUOTE]

Do you so easily forget Flame Breath + All-Knowing Eye = PWNAGE.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Do you so easily forget Flame Breath + All-Knowing Eye = PWNAGE.[/QUOTE]

I still overrule teh PWNAGE. I'll give you all knowing eye, but flame breath? Still not a half mile's effectiveness. You blew my ambush plans, but I can still reach out and touch you with a steaming piece of lead.

He could melt them.

[QUOTE=cjborton]I still overrule teh PWNAGE. I'll give you all knowing eye, but flame breath? Still not a half mile's effectiveness. You blew my ambush plans, but I can still reach out and touch you with a steaming piece of lead.[/QUOTE]

Then I invoke the children's playground attack.

*lightning gathers*

POOPY HEAD. YOU HAVE KOODIES!

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Then I invoke the children's playground attack.

*lightning gathers*

POOPY HEAD. YOU HAVE KOODIES![/QUOTE]


*Considers insult*

*Considers the fact that only kids of the opposite sex say that to each other*

*Considers Riva's sexuality*

Now THAT, is some major pwnage there. I r now teh sux0r.

So, my breakfast adventure.

I was in my bad, due to my illness, on the lap top, visiting musicianforums, as I do, when my stomach told me it was time for breakfast. So, I stood up, and took the dressing gown down from behind my door, put it on, and walked into my parents room to say hi to my dad. However, he was not there! :eek: Looking out of the window, I saw that his car was not there either.

As I left his room, I realised that my feet were cold. I returned to my bedroom, opened my underwear draw and, to my horror, I HAD NO SOCKS! I went downstairs to ask my mother where I could find such feet coverings. When I reached the downstairs, I realised that there was someone else in my house! Cautiously, I opened the door and poked my head in the room. And there was sitting my next door neighbour, drinking tea and talking with my mother. After interrogating my mother as to where socks may be found, I discovered that they were being held hostage in a box of clean laundry in her room. Satisfied, I went into the kitchen to fix myself some breakfast.

I opened the cereal cupboard, and deliberated whether to have coco pops or cornflakes. Deciding to take the coco pops, I turned round, and noticed a pack of humantashen on the stove. Sneakly taking one, I put it in my mouth and began to eat it. As I collected a bowl and a spoon from their respective cubby holes, I noticed that the humantashen tasted unusual. Looking at the packet, I noticed it was made from fruit, not chocolate. Nevertheless, I swallowed, and it was good. I got some milke from the fridge, and got ready to make my breakfast.

First, I poured the cocopops into the bowl. I moved to the fridge to return the cocopops, then I realised it should be going in the cupboard. So I put it in the cupboard. I then poured milk over my cereal, and placed it in the fridge. Picking up the spoon, I began to eat. I picked up the bowl and walked over to the recreational room of my house (so called so as it houses a computer, the ps2, the gamecube, and Fredrick my drum kit).

I walked over to Fredrick, munching on my food, and said, "Fredrick, today you stop being a boy drum kit, and you become a MAN drum kit". After polisihing off my food, I placed the bowl and spoon in the sink of my kitchen, and went upstairs to find those pesky socks.


And that was my breakfast adventure.

[QUOTE=Otherside]*Considers insult*

*Considers the fact that only kids of the opposite sex say that to each other*

*Considers Riva's sexuality*[/QUOTE]

But consider Chris having touched a girl, strange though it may seem.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]But consider Chris having touched a girl, strange though it may seem.[/QUOTE]

/Has feelings hurt. Is now going to shrink before I pwn myself to death :upset: .