Oh. Dance team is where its at.

[QUOTE=cobert;14168374]
What do you think it is?

Their pe[size=2]n[/size]is?[/QUOTE]
Yes.

srsly I don't think I even care about legs. If she's not fat her legs are fine for me I think.

lol vincey.

Oh. I'm out. But I think i'm going to post again. It brings back good memories.

tonight is turning out to be decent.

i really should be doing homework though =\

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;14168431]Yes.

srsly I don't think I even care about legs. If she's not fat her legs are fine for me I think.[/QUOTE]

1. face
2. legs
3. butt / hips
4. chestal region


No fat chicks. And by fat i dont mean a little tiny bit thicker all around, i mean no beer guts cause thats fu[size=2]c[/size]kin gross.

[QUOTE=cobert;14168456]1. face
2. legs
3. butt / hips
4. chestal region


No fat chicks. And by fat i dont mean a little tiny bit thicker all around, i mean no beer guts cause thats fu[size=2]c[/size]kin gross.[/QUOTE]

1. face/hair
2. proportionality
3. style
4. personality

in order of things i notice.

1. Boobs
2. Face

That's about all that's important.

Ever seen Jenny Finch? She is living proof there are babes in softball. Of course, she's about the only one.

boobs are soooo overrated.

it's all about proportionality.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;14168541]1. face/hair
2. proportionality
3. style
4. personality

in order of things i notice.[/QUOTE]

I said physical features.

If we want to list things in order I reconize them, its basically the same as yours.

if were going by importance, then:

1. Personality (kind of cliche to put it first but its true)
2. Face
3. Style / hawt bawdy tied

[QUOTE=cobert;14168578]I said physical features.

If we want to list things in order I reconize them, its basically the same as yours.

if were going by importance, then:

1. Personality (kind of cliche to put it first but its true)
2. Face
3. Style / hawt bawdy tied[/QUOTE]

but proportionality covers your last 3 items all in one imo.

if you want me to order what you listed:
face
boobs
***
legs

Boobs are not overrated. You are off your rocker. They're probably the most glorious things in the world.

If I could choose between hanging out with a girl or just playing with her boobs for an hour, I would probably choose the latter. Well, not really, but eh.

A girl has to be able to laugh at poop and boner jokes. Honestly, those are like the only jokes I make, so if she doesn't find them funny, it's not going to work out. If she can make a few herself, I will marry her.

[QUOTE=MattSharpIsCool;14168622]Boobs are not overrated. You are off your rocker. They're probably the most glorious things in the world.

If I could choose between hanging out with a girl or just playing with her boobs for an hour, I would probably choose the latter. Well, not really, but eh.

A girl has to be able to laugh at poop and boner jokes. Honestly, those are like the only jokes I make, so if she doesn't find them funny, it's not going to work out. If she can make a few herself, I will marry her.[/QUOTE]
boobs are pointless, srsly. nice proportionate curvyness from boobs is nice but beyond that a waste. b>a>c

Hey this one time I made a really depressing prediciton that I was going to marry the first chick i loved and then get divorced pretty soon after because shed hate me because i have no clue what to do with anyone because i put my foot in my mouth or say some really awkward things. I need some chick thats tough and can take my accidental verbal abuse.

I need a girl that i can train lololololol

A face is pointless too. Women just talk out of it, and no one likes that.

Oh, and short chicks with huge po[size=2]r[/size]no boobs never look right.

I agree with you on that.

There is such a thing as boobs that are too big. I'm not one of those people who's into size HH boobs, that's horrifying.

[QUOTE=cobert;14168656]Hey this one time I made a really depressing prediciton that I was going to marry the first chick i loved and then get divorced pretty soon after because shed hate me because i have no clue what to do with anyone because i put my foot in my mouth or say some really awkward things. I need some chick thats tough and can take my accidental verbal abuse.

I need a girl that i can train lololololol[/QUOTE]

one time i made this really depressing prediction i'll be alone my whole life.

i still think it'll happen :(

Seth: Pfft, not a fan of getting head?

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;14168682]Seth: Pfft, not a fan of getting head?[/QUOTE]

Is it worth listening to her talk?

Ya ok it probably is. But name one other use.

[QUOTE=MattSharpIsCool;14168701]Is it worth listening to her talk?

Ya ok it probably is. But name one other use.[/QUOTE]

how else would you give her a black eye?

ps, guys, if i clean up to something like this:
[url]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/zeppelinfan2k3/HPIM0341.jpg[/url]
do you think i'll look alright and professional in a suit? I don't want to get too clean cut if I can avoid it =\

You are good at this. Maybe a face isn't so pointless after all.

And yes, you would look pretty bitchin in a suit like that.

yes, a face has many uses. in particular a mouth is good for more than just giving head and talking :eek:

excellent. stupid job interviews.

Youd look good enough vincent.

I need a haircut, really. Right now my hair is at 14 inches. Id like to have it down to about 7. Im just tired of this buck nutty long hair I have.

Also, while we're discussing girls and talking, Im getting pissed at one of my best friends because every time I talk to a girl that is my friend he starts talking about how im a pu[size=2]s[/size]sy for being nice to 'bitches' and how im probably gay. Seriously, he tries to act like such a tough guy by getting pissed at me for having respect for women.

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v193/fast_tony_deniro/0130072039.jpg[/url]

That's how long my hair is now.

i think mine's around 7 right now and that's not too bad, but i'd want a cut soon even if i didn't have interviews coming up. i've never gone over 12 inches.

edit: cob: well tbh he probably gets laid a lot for that attitude and so as a result sees you as gay for being nice because being nice does not get you laid.

just punch him in th face and see how tough he really is.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;14168816]i think mine's around 7 right now and that's not too bad, but i'd want a cut soon even if i didn't have interviews coming up. i've never gone over 12 inches.

edit: cob: well tbh he probably gets laid a lot for that attitude and so as a result sees you as gay for being nice because being nice does not get you laid.

just punch him in th face and see how tough he really is.[/QUOTE]

nawww, I wouldnt punch him because hes still one of my best friends, and hes kind of big, haha.

I seriously think he needs to get laid more, he calls all girls bitches and sluts, but if hes n the edge of fu[size=2]c[/size]king one of them he acts real nice, and as soona s they dont want him or nothing happens he calls them nasty whores.

Haha, he claims as soon as i have sex once im not going to be able to contain myself and preserve my integrity and keep it in my pants.

[QUOTE=cobert;14168864]nawww, I wouldnt punch him because hes still one of my best friends, and hes kind of big, haha.

I seriously think he needs to get laid more, he calls all girls bitches and sluts, but if hes n the edge of fu[size=2]c[/size]king one of them he acts real nice, and as soona s they dont want him or nothing happens he calls them nasty whores.

Haha, he claims as soon as i have sex once im not going to be able to contain myself and preserve my integrity and keep it in my pants.[/QUOTE]

pfft.

tbh i know kids like that and girls love them. maybe girls at your school are different from the mad college sluts up in here.

he sounds like a douche =\

No, one reason i dont have a girlfriend yet is because almost all of them here are slutty and shallow and i dont have connections to other places outside of my school. Chicks do love him and hes always trying to get with them and flirting and stuff but as soon as anyone else does it he gets pissed. Like way too alpha male n sh[size=2]i[/size]t.

[QUOTE=cobert;14168889]No, one reason i dont have a girlfriend yet is because almost all of them here are slutty and shallow and i dont have connections to other places outside of my school. Chicks do love him and hes always trying to get with them and flirting and stuff but as soon as anyone else does it he gets pissed. Like way too alpha male n sh[size=2]i[/size]t.[/QUOTE]

alpha males tend to have lots of testoserone but not much intelligence. my competitive nature usually leads to me just challenging him intellectually and making a fool of him. alas girls still adore him even as i tear his intelligence to shreds. humanity is so disappointing.

Im also kind of pissed at this kid that every girl wants to fu[size=2]c[/size]k, but is very clearly gay. Like, i dont get how they dont pick up on it.

EDIT: well not AT him, i have nothing wrnog with him, like im angry at the fact that none of these chicks realize theyre barking up the wrong tree.

maybe he's just very metrosexual

That is indeed a possibility.

Thats a really stupid term though.

i agree.

well, agree and disagree.

it gives me a way to describe more effeminate men.

Well you cant say its good because it exists, its a stupid term. it means theyre straight and effeminate, so then you should just say effeminate men, not metrosexual. As far as im concerned, sexuality has little to do with how a man treats himself.

well it can be more than style.

i mean, homosexuals can seem straight as an arrow too, sometimes it's realy impossible to tell so either way it's silly to use ___sexual as a term to define someone's personality in any way.

Exactly what im sayin broseph.

oh, i thought you were only referring to metrosexuality oops =[

[QUOTE=cobert;14168662]Oh, and short chicks with huge po[size=2]r[/size]no boobs never look right.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MattSharpIsCool;14168678]I agree with you on that.

There is such a thing as boobs that are too big. I'm not one of those people who's into size HH boobs, that's horrifying.[/QUOTE]

you guys are crazy big natural boobs are where it's at

that girl holly i slept with in washington had d cup natural boobs and an athlete's body and i gotta tell you seeing those things about to pop out of her bra set my loins ablaze

There's nothing wrong with D cups. Anything over that is a bit much, though. Especially if the girl is like 4'11" or something.

speaking of boobs here's another lizzy caplan photo featuring some great nipple popping action

[url]http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Lizzy%20Caplan-2.jpg[/url]

apparently she's like 25 so i feel a lot less dirty for having watched that movie mean girls and thinking to myself "i would do that girl in the butthole"