[QUOTE=Charizard;15983684]i have like, 0 body hair[/QUOTE]

Eat more jalapeños and Tobasco sauce.

[QUOTE=DERSIEGDERKRIEGDERKAMPF;15983693]i cut my sack with an electric razor once[/QUOTE]

So did I. Showering sucked when you got the soap and water on it.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15983712]So did I. Showering sucked when you got the soap and water on it.[/QUOTE]

yeah it wasnt too bad though, what hurts more is when you keep going to beat your record after your skin starts cracking and opening due to the friction and the cool dry winter atmosphere

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15983689]You wax your nutz and p33n?[/QUOTE]

razorrrr

Yeah, and its all because you want to do a good job. @ Nifl

or youre locked out of your house and have nothing to do while in the garage for a few hours and want to kill time

haha, that too.

[QUOTE=DERSIEGDERKRIEGDERKAMPF;15983766]or youre locked out of your house and have nothing to do while in the garage for a few hours and want to kill time[/QUOTE]

This is too detailed to be about someone else.

Good story dude. :lol:

Is Evan on? He'd be proud, I just watched some Peep Show.

Diary of the Dead on Saturday. For a Pittsburgh native, this is a big f[size=2]u[/size]ckin' deal.

I'm going to see it with Benny and my brother in all but blood Greg. We have to get our picture with anybody who dresses as a zombie.

keys to the vip is seriously so amazing

tonight they had to get a chicks number while talking only about themselves it was hilarious, he was like my names phil and shes like my names katie and he goes "whatever" lol it was so jokes

also i have a fever and have chills atm

So how was everyone's Valentine's day?

I went on a double date and it went really well

until I made a very tasteless joke which made everyone BUT my date laugh hysterically.

Lame as usual, because Valentine's Day is the most retarded holiday ever. :p

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15984355]Lame as usual, because Valentine's Day is the most retarded holiday ever. :p[/QUOTE]

That's what single people and grumpy old men say, and I'm guessing you're not the latter.

idk i didnt fall asleep until 9am and then i had a huge breakdown and then i went back to sleep at like 3pm and woke up at 9pm

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15984354]I went on a double date and it went really well

until I made a very tasteless joke which made everyone BUT my date laugh hysterically.[/QUOTE]

lol

[QUOTE=Charizard;15984363]idk i didnt fall asleep until 9am and then i had a huge breakdown and then i went back to sleep at like 3pm and woke up at 9pm[/QUOTE]
how many bpm?

[QUOTE=Charizard;15984363]idk i didnt fall asleep until 9am and then i had a huge breakdown and then i went back to sleep at like 3pm and woke up at 9pm[/QUOTE]

What a great Valentine's Day...

[QUOTE=blueyxd;15984368]how many bpm?[/QUOTE]

it was like 540 it was ridiculous

i saw it.

lol hallmark holidays

lol capitalism

[QUOTE=illpressureurhinges1;15984362]That's what single people and grumpy old men say, and I'm guessing you're not the latter.[/QUOTE]

I'm neither actually, I just think it's a bullshit holiday that's been turned into something it wasn't meant to be and an excuse for corporations to sell products and make extra money.

Basically this
[QUOTE=Vince]lol hallmark holidays

lol capitalism[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15984388]I'm neither actually, I just think it's a bullshit holiday that's been turned into something it wasn't meant to be and an excuse for corporations to sell products and make extra money.[/QUOTE]

True. But still, that's no reason to be bitter about it.

The corporations aren't forcing you to celebrate it their way so why do you care

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15984388]I'm neither actually, I just think it's a bullshit holiday that's been turned into something it wasn't meant to be and an excuse for corporations to sell products and make extra money.[/QUOTE]

Basically a way to stay in the black in between Christmas and Easter.

I'd like to shake the hand of the marketer who came up with it—then crack his wrist.

It depends on what you mean by forced.

If you date a heavily socialized girl and don't do anything you're in trouble. It's quite a trap.

Exactly. You can still enjoy the night with a girl without having to buy her expensive crap. A nice, quiet dinner usually works.

[QUOTE=illpressureurhinges1;15984390]True. But still, that's no reason to be bitter about it.[/QUOTE]

I'm not, just expressing my opinion.

V-day is totally a corporate concept. It did not exist before Hallmark.

i return

and i am hard