hes a really cool guy id like to meet him

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18477512]would feel like such an ass shipping out on the tenth anniversary of september 11th[/QUOTE]

i think it would be a kick ass story honestly.

youre like 80 and talking to your grandkids...."yup i joined the servie on the tenth anniversary of september 11th"

"cool grandpa!"

[QUOTE=burtreynolds;18477527]stevie- what branch?


nope[/QUOTE]

i'm a brit goin for officer so i'm going to sandhurst lookin for infantry or army air corps or somthin

bad ass. i work with some brits.

whats ur job

stuff n stuff

its a deskjob...nothing exciting really

got my friend a job where I work

man if there was any night I don't feel like going to my class it would be tonight



too bad I have to give a presentation :/

[QUOTE=adb;18477595]got my friend- fuck i dont have friends :([/QUOTE]
AHAHAHAHAHAhahaAHaHAha

[quote=witchxrapist;18477602]ahahahahahahahaahahaha[/quote]

......bahahahahahaa

lol!

Fuck a duck people my age really need to stop getting married.

been there done that.....divorced. only 22 (23 in july)

idk if they really like each other and they think they can do it w/e

No Ron, these people are like 19 it's just wrong and it needs to stop, too many! :mad:

half of them are only because they're too retarded to have sex without spawning

i was 18...divorced in little over a year.....best and worst mistake of my life was getting married at that age

I would only marry a girl if she was incredibly awesome, hence, that will never happen

also, for a tax break

Brents standards for women
hilarious

pick 2

yeah brent you're the only awesome person in the world

she has to be asian
anorexic
into tech death
play guitar
like when dudes use vibrators on her

what if she plays bass

Mappy it doesn't matter aren't you forgetting that EVERYTHING SUCKS!

o ye i forgot tha deep philosophic resonatingtion of brents psychographic anti-fallecatious logic

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18477627]what if she plays bass[/QUOTE]

the question is: what kind of bass? is it a bass [I]guitar[/I]?

[QUOTE]like when dudes use vibrators on her[/QUOTE]

uhh what

this doesn't matter, as long as she doesnt want to be eaten out then we're good

and I like how you guys spin this to make me look bad, when you know that you'd only marry a girl if she met your egregious standards

pretty sure a girl not wanting to be eaten out is the same as a guy not wanting a blowjob

also I don't have set standards at all brent

pretty sure csb

i love how that's ur response when ur outlogiced


[size=6]POW[/size]

[QUOTE]also I don't have set standards at all brent[/QUOTE]

lol

not sure how that's funny

you basically have a checklist, I don't

we all have pre-req's for being with a girl

dont gimme that shi

uh no

I mean i have to be attracted to her but I don't have a list of shit she's gotta fulfill before ill think about it

who said I do

adb believes in check marks

like they mean something

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18476359]how about becoming a strong person with values and life experience and principles until you can eventually pretend to be conceited about it but really know that it was noble and virtuous

[B][I][U]thats what im doin, girls will always be there[/U][/I][/B], your sorry ass self doesn't have to be like that

you're young bro[/QUOTE]

:lol:

adbs response to getting owned:


:lol:ur jus trollin me:lol:

:lol:

noonward ur a sex machine from the 20th millennium

the 70's to be exact :shades:

:cool::lol::confused::sex: