[QUOTE=Jaundice;17823864]it's gonna be a damn shame when i grow up and have daughters and have to spend every second of my life worrying about pedophiles

i'll be a jittery paranoid mess[/QUOTE]

quit lying

I read this Stephen King book [I]The Dead Zone[/I] in middle school and ever since then I've had a pretty crippling fear of my children getting molested

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17823826]so this little girl got abducted near my house

they still haven't found the guy who raped her[/QUOTE]

obv you're still here ROTFLMFAO

If I should have children.
If anything happens to them.
This guy is dead!


When I was a kid, my former best friend got nearly molested... he was lucky his dad was around at this time ...

yeah i'll probably light people on fire just for looking at my kids wrong

i don't believe in rape and violence

Saw off their genitals with a rusty hand saw.


That's probably what I'll do if anyone touches my kids.

aint no pederfile getin his filthy hands on ma keeds

[QUOTE=repcak;17823852]wtf?! what girl? what happened?![/QUOTE]

Some guy just grabbed her walking home from school in broad daylight and shoved her in his car, raped her and dumped her by the side of the road later on.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17823872]I read this Stephen King book [I]The Dead Zone[/I] in middle school and ever since then I've had a pretty crippling fear of my children getting molested[/QUOTE]

If I remember correctly there was zero child molestation in that book.

[QUOTE=Stevie;17823874]obv you're still here ROTFLMFAO[/QUOTE]

:upset:

[I]My private shame
[/I]
[QUOTE=The Stig;17823928][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHkbahPv7s0[/url][/QUOTE]

That's the one.

There's a pretty uncomfortable scene where some guy rapes a nine year old girl and strangles her to death , then slits his own throat

I thought they were all teenage girls, maybe i'm cross referencing it with the movie. I can't remember that scene at all, doesn't the [B]*spoiler*[/B] [size=1][I]murderer from the first part kill himself in a bathtub in his mothers house?[/I][/size]

I don't even remember if he rapes them.

Yeah I'm pretty sure he slits his throat on the toilet in his mom's bathroom. And I'm about ninety nine percent sure the girl was nine.

And there was some specific information about how he raped her so hard it ruptured something inside her body.

I was like thirteen at the time and it like down right offended me than some one would be deviant enough to put something like that in a book. There's a horrible irony in the fact that a year or two later I'd be carrying around a copy of [I]120 Days of Sodom [/I]everywhere I went and toting it like a bible.

jaundice being ironic?

[I]who would have guessed[/I]

at least i didn't describe the two different time periods as phases

sup bros

nm munching on a burger w/ onion rings on it

heating up a Lean Cuisine , then imma smoke my last cigarette and go to Walmart to get more Lean Cuisine and cigarettes

those meals are so expensive over here

just ate a calzone, no idea what i'm gonna do tonight

might watch the USA v Canada hockey game

I see, you losing weight right alex

Happy birthday Brent!

my bday is tomorrow, but ty Aaron I will try to have one

But i am from the future¿

crikey

g2g back to work

[QUOTE=adb;17824121]I see, you losing weight right alex[/QUOTE]

yeah i think

i'm not allowed to weigh myself until tomorrow morning tho

[quote=adb;17824131]crikey

g2g back to work[/quote]
:lol: Yessir.

[QUOTE=masscows;17824119]just ate a calzone, no idea what i'm gonna do tonight

might watch the USA v Canada hockey game[/QUOTE]

its your patriotic duty

Elim add more to your blog plox.

Reading the last few posts has made me want to watch Full Metal Jacket again.

I need sleep my posts are starting to descend into drivel.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17824156]I need sleep my posts are starting to descend into drivel.[/QUOTE]
sleep is for the weak

about to go to walmart, later bros

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17824163]sleep is for the weak[/QUOTE]

no sleep makes me weak :(

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17824174]no sleep makes me weak :([/QUOTE]
then why sleep

you interpreted me right before that ninja edit ;)

anyway might watch Married With Children until my head explodes

shhhhhhh

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Sup ya'll. Just got back to school. 4 hour drive playlist is as follows:

Silversun Pickups - [I]Swoon[/I]
Six Gallery - [I]Breakthroughs In Modern Art[/I]
Trapped Under Ice - [I]Stay Cold[/I]
Rise Against - [I]The Unravelling[/I]
Iron Lung - [I]Life. Iron Lung. Death[/I]
The Appleseed Cast - [I]Sagarmatha[/I]
Alkaline Trio - [I]This Addiction[/I]

yay/nay?

loooool nick

IM DROOOOWNING IN MY SLEEP IM DROOOWNING IN MY SLEEEEEP

g

Such a good song.

Hey bros.