Anticipation is everything. Make it gradual, and lean back now and again. Run your fingers through her hair. Remember also that there's a lot of nerves in the sides and back of the neck. A few soft touches there can go a long way.

It's always the most subtle things that work best, keep that in mind.

[QUOTE=Chaindrive]He LIES to his friends.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha. Surely you jest - I don't lie to my friends.

I fracture truth on the Internet.

Who doesn't?

It doesn't hurt anything since everybody is faceless on it. Especially here.

[QUOTE=Jom]Hahaha. Surely you jest - I don't lie to my friends.

I fracture truth on the Internet.

Who doesn't?

It doesn't hurt anything since everybody is faceless on it. Especially here.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, well, I'm not gonna be faceless for too much longer...think October.

*Hunts you down.*

[QUOTE=Chaindrive]Yeah, well, I'm not gonna be faceless for too much longer...think October.

*Hunts you down.*[/QUOTE]

I don't exist in October. October isn't a great month for me IMO.

Hey guess what I hung out with three girls this weekend all at the same time. True story.

I dominated in Sorry! but lost in Aggravation. I then lost twice in a row at 8-bit NES Jeopardy! but won the third game.

I pretty much rule at everything.

Ladies, if a guy you hardly know messaged or commented you saying this:
[QUOTE] Hello _____. I think I should talk to you more. I don't know you well enough. =][/QUOTE]
Would that seem creepy or anything? Because when I read it, it does. But my mind always makes stuff up and exagerrates

Would it be a bad idea to date a stripper (topless only)? I know a girl....



(serious question)

no its not a bad idea my best friendds a stripper and shes one of the best ppl i know

[QUOTE=aria444]no its not a bad idea my best friendds a stripper and shes one of the best ppl i know[/QUOTE]



okay ... cos I met this girl who's a 'dancer' and we hit it off right away ... we have a whole bunch in common ... she seems like a great gal. I'm used to goody goody girls ... not girls who 'dance' for a living.

yeuh man jus treat her work with respek

[QUOTE=g°®†]Would it be a bad idea to date a stripper (topless only)? I know a girl....



(serious question)[/QUOTE]


Heh, I remember you.

No, youre not going to date a stripper. This isnt what you asked, but you're not.

[QUOTE=ARIA]doods last night i got the worst phone call


well heres some background i had this girfriend for about 2.5 years but we broke up some time ago cuz i moved away and she didnt like me and stuff like that and recently like 2 weeks ago she got a new boyfriend


so last night i get this phone call and shes crying and upset n ****

so im like being a nice guy and im real worried about her but she wont tell me whats wrong

so after like 40 minutes i finally get her to tell me and shes like "keith went away for the weekend and i miss him" (ketihs her new bf

so naturaly i yell at her and hang up

so i was pretty upset cuz i still have a soft spot for her i cant beleieve she did that to me

has anyone else had anything like this happen i was so bummed out and couldnt get to sleep what the **** is her problem[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=aria444]k guys just to follow up form this

i bumped into her new bf in the shopping centre and he has ago at me yelling something about how im tryin to pick up on his gf (whcih im not i did everything u guys said like delete all phn numbers ect.)

so hes gettin all in my face and im tellin him to **** off hes not worth it i got no ideas what hes talkin about he can keep her. and long story short he ends up with a broken nose and bruised ribs an di end up with a black eye and sore fists

so next minute i get the girl ringing up MY HOUSE PHONE would u beleive and screamin at me about it im tryin to calm her down and explain it. he told her that he was walkin home and me and 3 OTHER GUYS (YES HE ACTUALLY TOLD HER THIS ) bashed him up with weapons. and she beleived that **** now i look like a total ****in psycho and shes probably gona tell all her friends and everyone in town will thikn im a psycho soon

ok i know thats a long read and u prolly dont care about me bullshi but please any help will do im seroiusly considerin movin town the life heres just gettin ****ed up

any helps appreciated guys thanks a lot[/QUOTE]


ok any more help

my mum sort of talked me out of moving town today but im pretty confused still i still think i will

its for other reasons as well like ive lived here my whole life i need to get out this is jus the last nails in the coffin

thx:chug:

[QUOTE=g°®†]okay ... cos I met this girl who's a 'dancer' and we hit it off right away ... we have a whole bunch in common ... she seems like a great gal. I'm used to goody goody girls ... not girls who 'dance' for a living.[/QUOTE]

This is one of those "approach with caution" scenarios as the "dancer" profession has a tendency to draw in some very poor examples of the human race.

[QUOTE=aria444]yeuh man jus treat her work with respek[/QUOTE]

I always try my best, but sometimes, I have my slip-ups.


[QUOTE=Tiger]Heh, I remember you.

No, youre not going to date a stripper. This isnt what you asked, but you're not.[/QUOTE]


lol .... If she weren't a 'stripper/dancer', I'd date her in a heartbeat. I'm a bit worried though about the common stereo-types.


[QUOTE=Steerpike]This is one of those "approach with caution" scenarios as the "dancer" profession has a tendency to draw in some very poor examples of the human race.[/QUOTE]


I was going to feel it out ... try to hang out with her a few times and get to know what she's like.

[QUOTE=Tiger]Heh, I remember you.

No, youre not going to date a stripper. This isnt what you asked, but you're not.[/QUOTE]
You're not even trying anymore.

[QUOTE=g°®†]

lol .... If she weren't a 'stripper/dancer', I'd date her in a heartbeat. I'm a bit worried though about the common stereo-types.
[/QUOTE]


No, Im just saying youre not going to date some stripper you met. You're generally full of it. "Topless" stripper?

And even if you had, come on man, your first thought of the relationship is how her career might reflect on you? I dont think its meant to be.

[QUOTE=Damien Rhodes]You're not even trying anymore.[/QUOTE]


Mmhmm. You'd have noticed sooner without your head up your ***.

hey tiger did u see my post its more important than gort dating astripper

[QUOTE=Tiger]Mmhmm. You'd have noticed sooner without your head up your ***.[/QUOTE]
I have noticed, just haven't said anything in hopes that Jom or someone would set you straight. Apparently people care more about reputation than decency.

[QUOTE=Tiger]No, Im just saying youre not going to date some stripper you met. You're generally full of it. "Topless" stripper?

And even if you had, come on man, your first thought of the relationship is how her career might reflect on you? I dont think its meant to be.[/QUOTE]


Well ... we met at a bar (a regular sports bar) and had a few drinks and few laughs. How am I full of it? I asked her what she did and she said she worked at this bar (I know of it .. it's a topless bar; nothing more). She wasn't acting slutty or anything ... she was acting like a regular gal. So we exchanged numbers (she asked for mine first).


Anyway ... I don't care about how her career might reflect on me (I work at a fuсking bowling alley right now)   ... I just don't want to put myself into a situation that would 'break my heart', for lack of better words. I'm not infatuated by her ... in fact, I wouldn't really be bothered if nothing became of it but as of now, I'm interested and would like to see what could happen.

[QUOTE=aria444]hey tiger did u see my post its more important than gort dating astripper[/QUOTE]


Ben honey, I can tell you that I just moved from where I lived for my entire life, and its really set things in motion. Perhaps this recent craziness is just a sign you need to think about a future somewhere else?

[QUOTE=Damien Rhodes]I have noticed, just haven't said anything in hopes that Jom or someone would set you straight. Apparently people care more about reputation than decency.[/QUOTE]


Actually, no one cares. You try [I]so[/I] hard with me, no one else does. Just get over it, do some pushups or something you whiny little bitch.

[QUOTE=Tiger]Actually, no one cares. You try [I]so[/I] hard with me, no one else does. Just get over it, do some pushups or something you whiny little bitch.[/QUOTE]
I don't try hard at all. I just get tired of seeing you repeatedly offering no real help in this thread, and act like a jackass, when other members have been at least warned for the same things. Seems like mods are playing favorites with you, and it's getting to your head.

[QUOTE=Damien Rhodes]I don't try hard at all. I just get tired of seeing you repeatedly offering no real help in this thread, and act like a jackass, when other members have been at least warned for the same things. Seems like mods are playing favorites with you, and it's getting to your head.[/QUOTE]


Yep, all the mods are in on it, I bribe them for protection from your constant whining. Kim even takes my side because I pay her for it.

You'll get over it.

Oh okay, because that's exactly what I said.

Well anyway ... I'm going to call the girl this week and see if she's free to hang out this weekend. We'll see how things work out. I'll keep y'all updated.


:)

[QUOTE=g°®†]Well anyway ... I'm going to call the girl this week and see if she's free to hang out this weekend. We'll see how things work out. I'll keep y'all updated.


:)[/QUOTE]


I remember Will Smith's wife was a stripper in Independence Day, that seemed to work for them.

[QUOTE=Tiger]I remember Will Smith's wife was a stripper in Independence Day, that seemed to work for them.[/QUOTE]



This is true.


Meh .... She's nice, sh's pretty, and we have a bunch in common. I'll go for it.

[QUOTE=g°®†]This is true.


Meh .... She's nice, sh's pretty, and we have a bunch in common. I'll go for it.[/QUOTE]

Did your hundreds of dollars a week waiter job get boring yet?

[QUOTE=Tiger]Did your hundreds of dollars a week waiter job get boring yet?[/QUOTE]



haven't applied yet.


and if it were only a $100 a week, I wouldn't work there.

[QUOTE=g°®†]haven't applied yet.


and if it were only a $100 a week, I wouldn't work there.[/QUOTE]


I didnt say it would be $100.


So youre just sitting around with this massive financial income sits there. Are you biding your time or does it not exist?

[QUOTE=Tiger]I didnt say it would be $100.


So youre just sitting around with this massive financial income sits there. Are you biding your time or does it not exist?[/QUOTE]

yeah... I read it wrong.

Anyway, I'm doing tons of freelance design work and working at the bowling alley. I've also been waiting to apply because they drug test and I smoked a little bit a few weeks ago.

[QUOTE=g°®†]I'm doing tons of freelance design work and working at the bowling alley. I've also been waiting to apply because they drug test and I smoked a little bit a few weeks ago.[/QUOTE]


Its been months though.