[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]When I lost my virginty, a few days after, the girl emailed me with the subject line BABY just to freak me out.[/QUOTE]
:lol:

Did your heart stop?

Ray - How long have u 2 been together?

[QUOTE=R. Blythe]Ray - How long have U2 been together?[/QUOTE]

Sixteen years, I think.

Ray - Your girl has some bad ideas in her head.

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]:lol:

Did your heart stop?[/QUOTE]

Hell yea, it did. I got so freaked out. Then when I opened the email, the first line was:

lol just kidding

Girls are crazy.

Blythe: since November

madey: from what I can gather, yes

Jom: I know. I freaked out.

The joke was lame. :upset:

That's the least funny joke I ever heard.

Madey keeps IMing me about my horse c0ck.

Blythe: I hope you're being sarcastic

I still can't believe she actually expected me to think that was funny.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Madey keeps IMing me about my horse c0ck.[/QUOTE]
She wants you, d00d.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Blythe: I hope you're being sarcastic[/QUOTE]

It was a spinoff of the Guiness commercials.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I still can't believe she actually expected me to think that was funny.[/QUOTE]
She was expecting you to chuckle after?

:lol: Agreed.

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]She was expecting you to chuckle after?[/QUOTE]

She laughed, and she said afterwards that it was a joke, so clearly she expected me to be somewhat amused. Even though all I could think about when she said it was how I had erased everything I had been working for.

Every1 is so mean around here. :upset: :upset:

(emo moment)

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Blythe: I hope you're being sarcastic

I still can't believe she actually expected me to think that was funny.[/QUOTE]

What did you do when she told you it was a joke.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]She laughed, and she said afterwards that it was a joke, so clearly she expected me to be somewhat amused. Even though all I could think about when she said it was how I had erased everything I had been working for.[/QUOTE]

Does she know you are angry with her?

Ray, you seriously need to talk to your girl. You need to explain that you were shocked by her actions.

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I miss [i]Calvin and Hobbes[/i]. I think I have every single collection, and they never get old.

I also miss [i]Citizen Dog[/i].

[QUOTE=pigonthewing82]What did you do when she told you it was a joke.[/QUOTE]

I started breathing again.

I love Calvin and Hobbes. I still read them sometimes. I also have a lot of Far Side, which are good.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I started breathing again.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Does she know you are angry with her?[/QUOTE]

Yes.

[QUOTE=Jom]Ray, you seriously need to talk to your girl. You need to explain that you were shocked by her actions.[/QUOTE]

I did. I told her exactly how I felt after she told me it was "just a joke". I'm still shocked.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]She laughed, and she said afterwards that it was a joke, so clearly she expected me to be somewhat amused. Even though all I could think about when she said it was how I had erased everything I had been working for.[/QUOTE]

What did you do?

After she expected you to chuckle, I mean.

EDIT: I'm always slow off the mark.

Since this is now a useless post otherwise..what is this Egypt bombing Antihero mentioned?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I love Calvin and Hobbes.[/QUOTE]

Haha that reminds me. My friends cats are named Calvin and Hobbes, both boys. And one year i was over his house like a couple days before christmas and the lower branches were shaking, we looked under their and they were fuc[SIZE=2]king[/SIZE] in the a[SIZE=2]ss[/SIZE]. It was disgusting, but actuually pretty funny.

I'm sure her family thought it was hilarious too. They are probably still high-fiving over the pure hilarity of it.

[QUOTE=R. Blythe]Haha that reminds me. My friends cats are named Calvin and Hobbes, both boys. And one year i was over his house like a couple days before christmas and the lower branches were shaking, we looked under their and they were fuc[SIZE=2]king[/SIZE] in the a[SIZE=2]ss[/SIZE]. It was disgusting, but actuually pretty funny.[/QUOTE]

Butt secks, eh? :lol: That's the kinky sh[size=2]it[/size].

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]They are probably still high-fiving over the pure hilarity of it.[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: I can just picture her family like smiling and high fiving in the kitchen.

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