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illmitch 02-20-2011 07:20 PM

i like this girl ive been talking to, gonna ask her on another date

xMalcolmXx 02-20-2011 07:20 PM

havent been with a sane bitch yet. kind of gives me a poor outlook on the rest of them

witchxrapist 02-20-2011 07:20 PM

you'll never see your friends again bro

xMalcolmXx 02-20-2011 07:21 PM

[QUOTE=illmitch;18412167]i like this girl ive been talking to, gonna ask her on another date[/QUOTE]

dont drink alcohol youll look like a retard

witchxrapist 02-20-2011 07:22 PM

especially if your speech starts to slow

[IMG]http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/183303_532487025242_67101730_31254370_8246956_n.jpg[/IMG]

2muchket! 02-20-2011 07:23 PM

[QUOTE=Deth;18412163]yeah was talking on the phone to one of my oldest friends last week and she asked why I don't have a girlfriend and why I'm not looking for one

like I want to see as much of my friends as possible because we're graduating soon, [B]I want to do what I want when I want and not have to worry about pleasing someone as one of my main concerns[/B]

cue brent's trolling response to this[/QUOTE]

Feel the same mate.

I enjoy the single life too much at the moment, relationships don't appeal to me atm.

illmitch 02-20-2011 07:23 PM

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18412171]dont drink alcohol youll look like a retard[/QUOTE]

lol we actually hooked up at a party and started talking afterwards

adb 02-20-2011 07:23 PM

the funny thing is

meeting girls irl is horse shit

meeting them online is much better

just think, you guys met friends here on mx, some have even met best friends

whats to say you cant have the same success with women online

Angmar 02-20-2011 07:24 PM

Almost all the girls I've gone on dates with in college I've met at parties, while slightly intoxicated.

Obviously drinking makes you incoherent and an asshole.

RouteOne 02-20-2011 07:25 PM

I much rather meet chicks irl because there's a higher chance of just meeting and hanging our organically and not having to worry about setting stuff up

Angmar 02-20-2011 07:26 PM

I see no point in doing online dating while I attend a university with more girls than guys and have an active social life.

witchxrapist 02-20-2011 07:26 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18412177]the funny thing is

meeting girls irl is horse shit

meeting them online is much better[/quote]

:lol: what?

you're seriously so out of touch with reality

adb 02-20-2011 07:27 PM

but if you want to continue to go the drunken route, then by all means

[I]proceed[/I]

illmitch 02-20-2011 07:27 PM

lol adb i dont think anybodys made best friends through mx

adb 02-20-2011 07:27 PM

[QUOTE=Angmar;18412178]Almost all the girls I've gone on dates with in college I've met at parties, while slightly intoxicated.

[/QUOTE]

gee how has that worked out :lol:

witchxrapist 02-20-2011 07:28 PM

do you honestly think you're deterring anyone with your inability to grasp socialization?

adb 02-20-2011 07:29 PM

i cant wait til you guys start listening to me and it pays divendens

I'm trying to help you guys realize how stupid you are

durr hurr drinking and going to parties

yeah have fun with short term shit

short term is pointless

Deth 02-20-2011 07:30 PM

thousands of years of human socialization made irrelevant due to online dating

brent, you do realize that not a single person on the whole site would trade our situation for yours right?

Angmar 02-20-2011 07:30 PM

Brent, you're so incredibly oblivious that you can't even understand that not all dates end up in relationships or going anywhere. It's part of dating, you meet someone you think is cute or whatever and you get to know them and then maybe they turn out to be crazy or boring or whatever, it's part of the way things work. Just because you meet a girl online doesn't mean she's less likely to be a nutcase or psycho whore (as your case has proven itself). You really just need to stop trying to have meaningful discussions about life and dating when you have next to no knowledge about it.

Also lmao @ you pulling the short term bullshit, you're so fucking dense.

witchxrapist 02-20-2011 07:30 PM

dividends*

anyway i'm trying to jam but guitar dude is taking forever, fuck

shortz 02-20-2011 07:31 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18412177]the funny thing is

meeting girls irl is horse shit

meeting them online is much better[/QUOTE]

I dunno, man. Nothing's like having that interaction and joking back and forth in real life. You kind of get to feel them out more, I think.

witchxrapist 02-20-2011 07:31 PM

[QUOTE=Angmar;18412191]Just because you meet a girl online doesn't mean she's less likely to be a nutcase or psycho whore (as your case has proven itself).[/QUOTE]
most stories i've discovered point towards them being whores to the point where they're willing to meet ANYONE for sex

witchxrapist 02-20-2011 07:32 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18412194]I dunno, man. Nothing's like having that interaction and joking back and forth in real life. You kind of get to feel them out more, I think.[/QUOTE]

girl, i'm'a feel you out

[I]all the way out[/I]

shortz 02-20-2011 07:34 PM

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18412197]girl, i'm'a feel you out

[I]all the way out[/I][/QUOTE]

Please, don't make me blush.

Oh wait.

adb 02-20-2011 07:36 PM

steve, you're even more thick than I am

you think online is bullshit and I think irl is bullshit

I'm saying online makes it A LOT easier to find someone THE FUCKING SITE DOES ALL THE HARD WORK it finds compatibility with girls

literally, I'm just putting in A LOT less effort than you AND STILL GETTING THE SAME RESULTS

BUT IF YOU GUYS ARE SO MUCH SMARTER AND MORE SOCIALLY APT THAN I AM YOU'D DEFINITELY HAVE MORE SUCCESS WITH GIRLS ONLINE THAT ME RIGHT

witchxrapist 02-20-2011 07:36 PM

u calm?
[quote]Please, don't make me blush.

Oh wait.[/quote]
do you get purple when you blush

you know

like a zulu warrior princess?

adb 02-20-2011 07:36 PM

AND SHORTZ, JUST BECAUSE YOU MEET THEM ONLINE DOESN'T ME YOU TALK TO THEM ONLINE

YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE JUST AS MUCH AS YOU CAN MEETING SOMEONE IRL

z

Angmar 02-20-2011 07:36 PM

I love the correlation of the more caps in Brent's posts the more retarded they are, makes me smile. :)

witchxrapist 02-20-2011 07:37 PM

:lol: (brent i'm laughing [B]at[/B] you)

illmitch 02-20-2011 07:37 PM

lol brents mad


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